Ask Spatula Anything

[Statua]

Anything. Serious or non serious. Im down for a derp if you want ^.^

[Misty is kinda Mittens]

Hello
How are you?
Whats your favorite color?
Movie?
Food?
What made you get into map making?
What do you think of me?
Will you and hogs ever play nice?
 

[??. McBullet]

So, you're in to airsoft, eh?

Call of Duty: Angry Spatula 2: Return of Hogs?

Why did you kill hogs with your ICS M4?

[Teitoku Ippan]

what do you think of me _{beautiful xox}?
why do you have a gun you naughty boy
have you ever played league of legends
have you ever played arma 2
do you like octopus
have you ever played SWTOR
will you heil me as i am the admiral general of catalina gaming
hello
why did you call yourself statua?

[Statua]

Hello
How are you?
Whats your favorite color?
Movie?
Food?
What made you get into map making?
What do you think of me?
Will you and hogs ever play nice?

Hola
Hungry
Blue
Terminator: Salvation
Cheesy Bread
Its my form of art I guess.
Another CG community member.
Believe it or not, i treat him like every other player on first contact. Nobody ever sees it cause I keep it to PM's.

So, you're in to airsoft, eh?

Call of Duty: Angry Spatula 2: Return of Hogs?

Why did you kill hogs with your ICS M4?

Fuck yeah.  It's my primary hobby. I've invested well over $2,000 into the hobby. I'll post my collection some day.
Best seller 2013.
It was very stress relieving. Idk why but it made me feel better after the situation.

what do you think of me _{beautiful xox}?
why do you have a gun you naughty boy
have you ever played league of legends
have you ever played arma 2
do you like octopus
have you ever played SWTOR
will you heil me as i am the admiral general of catalina gaming
hello
why did you call yourself statua?

I miss the old you back in the days of outercanals...
I lika da shoosting!
Yeah. Got bored after the first 15 minutes...
Yeah ^.^ It's a lot like how I play airsoft. I need to get back into it though <.<
If you mean the sea creature that you can eat, yes. Otherwise, I dont wanna know
Nope
Lemme grab my sword and shield and I can be your royal guard.
Hai
Statua is latin for imagine. I consider myself to have a strong imagination so yeah. My extended username is "Statua Licentia Aliquis" which means "Imagine the Freedom of Everything".

[Sexy Frog]

Will you bare my children?

How did you and your girlfriend meet?!

What do you look for in a person who you like, like....I dunno, HOGS?!

[Statua]

Will you bare my children?

How did you and your girlfriend meet?!

What do you look for in a person who you like, like....I dunno, HOGS?!

Only if they grow big and strong.

Highschool, drama class.

Hogs is a good roleplayer so uhh, diversity and the ability to PTL.
Or do you mean relationship wise? If so then someone who cares abut me and actually puts an effort into helping maintain a good relationship.

[The Doctor, RIP Juggernaut]

What do you think of me?
What do you think of Oldie(Matt)
Do you think I would make a good admin?
Opinion on the clinic?
Do you wuz me?

[[LP]GMK-MRL]

Hello.

How are you?

(Generic) What do you think of me?

Outlands vs. City?

What do you think about my auths? Are they too extreme? Or are they just fine?

What do you think of my Characters? (Rex, Laurence, House)

What is your opinion on RP? How should it be played?

Is this a game?

Its all your fault.

[Statua]

What do you think of me?
What do you think of Oldie(Matt)
Do you think I would make a good admin?
Opinion on the clinic?
Do you wuz me?

Oldfag who hasnt changed much.
Got quite the story. Been around for a really long time. Maybe, too long.
No.
Needs more people, again.
^.^

Hello.

How are you?

(Generic) What do you think of me?

Outlands vs. City?

What do you think about my auths? Are they too extreme? Or are they just fine?

What do you think of my Characters? (Rex, Laurence, House)

What is your opinion on RP? How should it be played?

Is this a game?

Its all your fault.

Evening.

Sleepy...

Cool black guy.

If you mean the items. Thats fine. I like it when people change the scripted items ICly (such as claiming a MP7 as an AK-47). If you mean the daughter, i dunno. Child characters are a touchy subject.

Rex seems chill but I haven't really heard his story which is apparently pretty evil and awesome. Haven't really met the other two.

If its serious RP, like you would if that shit were real. Including taking a break to piss on a tree which nobody seems to ever do.

No its a test and you failed.

Today is now opposite day. Its now your fault ^.^
Opposite day has ended...

[M.F.R.Thing]

Hello.
How're you today.
What's all this about you and hogs?
What is your fav emoticon/text face?
Do you think you did a good job on creating all those maps? (Without boasting too much ^.^)
Do you like people more with an; Italian Accent, Spanish Accent, American Accent, or Chinese Accent.
(Classic incoming) Do you like me haha.
If you were FORCED to allow three members of Catalyst-Gaming to live with you, who would it be?
What is going on in your mind?
Do you like to dance?
Apparently this is your fault.
Carrots or Potatoes?
If you had the choice to be all but one animal, what would that animal be?
Do you enjoy answering questions?
If you were given one billion dollars, what would be the first thing you would do?
Who are you.
Who am I.
Do you smile?
Can I call you the only and only; 'Creative Spontaneous Speckled Spacktula,' or SSSS for short?
Ineu 4 life.
Goodbye.
**disappears into the shadows of the night in a puff of smoke leaving a gnome in it's place**

[Statua]

Sup.
Tired but i have a coffee so its all good.
Not sure. He didnt like to listen to me when i enforced some basic rules.
:3 or >.<
Inei Valley could have used more optimization. I feel i did well but every map is a step. I learn techniques to make better in the future.
I like people based on their personality. But if you mean what accent i like best, Italian.
I dont really know you enough to say anything I remember you from awhile back but I cant remember from what.
OzJackal to map with, KJUN so he can help me with school, and.... I dunno.
Whats for lunch?
Gangnam style at cons while cosplaying. Otherwise no.
Well shit....
Good one. Potatos if mashed.
Chihuahua.
Ja
Donate 10 million to medical charities in canada.
A tortoise
Thing 2
Of course. Just not for the camera
Absolutely not
Meh. Its amazig but change is in the air.
Ciao. Hey wait. Youforgot your gnome!

[Boelens |????ž?|]

Can you post your airsoft collection? Being into airsoft myself I'm curious.

[Statua]

Can you post your airsoft collection? Being into airsoft myself I'm curious.

Sorry for the late reply. Had to get all my shit together.


All my weapons and devices.

Spoiler for Includes:

-ICS M4 RIS, 3x->9x-20x magnification scope, 1x-30x red dot sight, PEQ battery box
-Aftermath Kraken (TM AK-47 Clone) removed stock and front wired
-Full Metal KJW Baer 1911
-Franchi SPAS-12 Plastic Springer
-KWA MP7 AIM 4 Reticle Red/Green Reflex Sight
-Thunder B Sound Grenade
-Rocket Fireworks Cold Smoke Grenade (7,000cu ft & 70,000cu ft)
-Tenergy Smart Charger
-Various Containers for smoke grenades, propane cannisters, and BBs
-Magpul MOE Handguard

All my gear:

Spoiler for Includes:

-Modified BMX helmet (for CQB and Camera Mounting)
-Condor Gloves
-Condor Recon Wrap
-Pantac MP7 Dropleg Holster
-Motorola 2-Way Radio
-Rubber Bayonette
-Canadian Forces OD Fatigues
-Knee Pads (lovely for indoor kneeling)
-Desert Surplus Combats
-Coyote T-Shirt
-OD Assault Vest
-Mini Utility Pack (not shown)
-RCAC Issue Tilly Hat (tan boonie hat)
-Carpenters Goggles (only eye protection that fits over my glasses )

Me and my roommates wall of guns

I also just made another order for stuff. Things I'm expecting are:

-Tan Gasmask w/ Fan


-Laure Cheek Risr for CTR/MOE Stock


-Steel QD Swivel


So yeah. Its moy biggest most expensive hobby and I love every bit of it

[tics]

What do you think of me as a person?
What do/did you think of me as an administrator?
How has your opinion of me changed since Orange Cosmos?
What do you think is the paramount issue that HL2RP as a whole faces at present?

Happy Pi Day!