Ask Smt Anything

[JF]

If you were trapped in a freezing cabin with the bodies of Tommas, Kronic and Rofl. Who would you burn, who would you eat and who would you rape to pass the time....?

Best fucking question of the entire thread... Lmfao

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<3 Bby marry me?

yes

Rapepls?

kay

Do you even lift?

yes

If you were trapped in a freezing cabin with the bodies of Tommas, Kronic and Rofl. Who would you burn, who would you eat and who would you rape to pass the time....?

If you were on a toilet with no toilet paper after the biggest dump you have EVER taken, would you use your hand or Susan Boyle's face?

Purple or El Problemo, one bullet, which one of the mad kids get it?

Do you even know who I am?

What has been your favorite time to at CG so far?

Jonco's SeC vs kmp's CmD, who wins in a fistfight on the Zealot catwalk?

I would eat Waffle, I would burn Kronic and then rape Tomasas~

I uh- I don't know I can't work out which one is the better option

I'd line them up and get two in one - if I could only chose one it'd be Purple

Yes

I get asked this a lot and I don't know, back when CG was new-ish I really really enjoyed HL2RP and GMR and stuff back then

Jon's SeC; big strong lifter

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Do you have any brothers/sisters?

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Do you have any brothers/sisters?

One sister, shes 12 or 13 or something, feel bad not knowing but meh, we dont get on terribly well

[Kryptic]

do you think im sexy?

do you think tim is cool? 

do you reckon you will over take rofl's ama?

do you smoke weed? 

why is tomasas so cute?

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do you think im sexy?

do you think tim is cool? 

do you reckon you will over take rofl's ama?

do you smoke weed? 

why is tomasas so cute?

yes kryp

yes

eventually if his keeps being a bit slow yes

no, never have

he has a cute voice, unless it's just his mic or whatever, i wanted to eat him all up

[Kryptic]

if you had the chance to become famous and makes lots of money would you take it and would you give me some money? 

can i have naked pics? 

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if you had the chance to become famous and makes lots of money would you take it and would you give me some money? 

can i have naked pics? 

dunno, I think at first it'd be fun but eventually I think I'd hate the fame and stuff

no sry

[Reaver]

If all the wheels fell off of your boat and you couldn't fly it anymore, how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

Why do you like duking it out with zombies on HL2RP so much?

Favorite author?

Thoughts about me, merhaps?

If you had to choose, would you rather blow Kim Kardashian's head off, or Niki Minaj?

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If all the wheels fell off of your boat and you couldn't fly it anymore, how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

Why do you like duking it out with zombies on HL2RP so much?

Favorite author?

Thoughts about me, merhaps?

If you had to choose, would you rather blow Kim Kardashian's head off, or Niki Minaj?

4

Magic

I don't think I ever have

Stephen King

You are good reaver yes

Niki Minaj, simply because I don't hear about Kim every damn day

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Why did your unit step down from CmD? He was my favorite.

I didn't do anything, lol, I sat around in the break room being bored because I struggled to find roleplay as a Commander and didn't even really make many changes or do any significant to the CCA - I felt like I was wasting a spot so I gave it up to allow someone better than me to eventually take over (general term, I don't know if anyone is in mind to take over). Having a "normal" ground unit again lets me get into the proper meaty CCA RP, RPing with other units without them shitting them selves and RPing with citizens without seeming totally out of place - it allows me to RP more comfortably too, I never enjoyed the feeling of RPing wrong and getting shit for it because at such a high rank you sort of feel like you represent everyone. Plus the amount of drama that I had to deal with is outstanding and will tire anyone out pretty quickly. CmD just wasn't right for me and hopefully it will be taken over by someone who will use the spot a lot better than I did (or didn't).

phew

[kmp]

Why did your unit step down from CmD? He was my favorite.

I didn't do anything, lol, I sat around in the break room being bored because I struggled to find roleplay as a Commander and didn't even really make many changes or do any significant to the CCA - I felt like I was wasting a spot so I gave it up to allow someone better than me to eventually take over (general term, I don't know if anyone is in mind to take over). Having a "normal" ground unit again lets me get into the proper meaty CCA RP, RPing with other units without them shitting them selves and RPing with citizens without seeming totally out of place - it allows me to RP more comfortably too, I never enjoyed the feeling of RPing wrong and getting shit for it because at such a high rank you sort of feel like you represent everyone. Plus the amount of drama that I had to deal with is outstanding and will tire anyone out pretty quickly. CmD just wasn't right for me and hopefully it will be taken over by someone who will use the spot a lot better than I did (or didn't).

phew

I haven't had a casual conversation between me and another Unit below my rank since my promotion in February, to show how bad it really is being a Commander.

[cookiesofamerica]

If el problemo was unbanned and got a new CCA char wat would you do?

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If el problemo was unbanned and got a new CCA char wat would you do?

[A Dark Tree]

I haven't read any of the questions before this, and the few that I did bother to look at I only skimmed.

Do you love me?

Why are you so friggin sexy?

What is the diameter of the moon?

If purple and elproblemo were in a fist fight, who would win, or would they both just pussy out and be eaten by my dogs?