Ask Melon Anything

[Melon Head]

Thought I'd do one, so go ahead ask me anything

[Channy]

Do you think Pigeons have feelings?

[Melon Head]

Do you think Pigeons have feelings?

If their mother getting hit by a bus counts, then yes

[Leon the reboobler :3]

What are you..?
Who are you?
What is drugs?

[Melon Head]

What are you..?
Who are you?
What is drugs?

I am a both (melon and human)
I am a sheep fucker
Drugs are things that make you deflate

[Constable Strelnikov]

• Hey.
• Favorite HRP vehicle?
• Opinion of me?
• Bye now.

[Melon Head]

• Hey.
• Favorite HRP vehicle?
• Opinion of me?
• Bye now.

Hillo
Probably skycrane for pissing you off xD
Great friend (probably better than my IRL ones tbh) you're bloody funny and you're always there to back me up
Bye alcaholic

[Constable Strelnikov]

Oh yeah, I forgot this one:

When are you mailing me those potatoes?

[Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S3 using Tapatalk 2.]

[Melon Head]

Oh yeah, I forgot this one:

When are you mailing me those potatoes?

[Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S3 using Tapatalk 2.]

I'm a bit late, but yeah the potatoes are out of date and gone black. Do you still want them?

[Constable Strelnikov]

Oh yeah, I forgot this one:

When are you mailing me those potatoes?

[Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S3 using Tapatalk 2.]

I'm a bit late, but yeah the potatoes are out of date and gone black. Do you still want them?

Nope.