I live in Ottawa and I'm getting tons of wind. A ladder on our neighbor's house fell over and flew into there window, a few trees (mostly smaller, new trees) have fallen over and that's it pretty much. It starts up then calms down here a lot during winter/spring.
What starts off as a joke soon becomes a gamemode.
I envy you :'( Did you furiously pull your cock off until your penis shot pure childrens tears?