Jesus! That's pretty violent! It would be better to just capture the baddies and deliver them to the third eye, but who knows...
*A Dispatch announcement airs over the city* Dispatch: "Citizen Reminder, The Combine Civil Authority fully disapprove of this message, and any attempt to hurt our happy pet will result in immediate yet slow amputation."
To answer Oz's sort of question literally, it wasn't a croot who made the dispatch message, it was just done to entertain me and my friend :3