I'm back, and now that the peasants in South America are in check (Gods forbid I have to go down there again) we can grow fruit and fuck up our mentalities as one community united under our true lord and saviors, the Five Guys from Five Guys, may all the bullshit rain upon your heart, nipples, and Willy Wonka Brand Candy, Fuck casuals, Kanye be praised Amen.

Humans will evolve to have similarities (not textbook description of course) of a grey alien, loss of hair, nails, larger brains, paler and thinner skin, less body fat, weaker smaller structures, possibly larger and more capable eyes, our fingers and structure will also change to match a species that is meant more for crafting tools than surviving on our own, all will change and we will no longer be what we call human, this is our true evolution. This will all of course have reason, loss of hair due to our heating systems and we will no longer need the primitive heating, nails were also a mere survival tool which will be lost in the lack of purpose, we will obviously be outdoors less, and very frail from little to no physical strain, body fat is becoming less useful to us due to the highly advancing technology, and we will become what we have always feared.

Greetings my fellow mongoloids, I have arrived to introduce myself as RefinedKhaos, the only being to know A mister Channy in person, the conqueror of Chiptole, and lover of Fruit Loops. I must inquire you welcome me with no less than the top half of a toothbrush, 16 tons of lego bricks, 3 gallons of Sodium Acetate, 9 Razor scooters, a James Patterson book, and only black jelly beans.

This is all.