I just had a movie night and ended up watching the Ellen Page movie Hard Candy. It's basically about a young girl who meets up with an older guy, who she thinks is a pedophile, and the chaos that ensues when they get to his house.

I enjoyed it a lot. It was a great thriller and sort of a guilty pleasure film, as it has a scene that has to do with genitals and an action for specific people, an action I used to support, even if just as a joke. That sounds really vague, but I don't want to spoil anything.

I recommend you watch it if you like Ellen Page, thrillers, a bit or torture (both physical and mental), and hate pedophiles.

Many of CG players, including myself, have been on The Spire's New Vegas RP. I went to check it out, had a bit of fun, got a creature character, and was planning on perhaps staying and switching between HL2RP and that.

That is, until I learned that the place is owned by an autistic 14 year old and all the admins are the same as him.
 I noticed a lot of the population was retarded, that happens when you have a large RP, but I assumed the good positions were taken by actually not dumb people. I was captured by the Legion, which is not the New Vegas Legion of raping and pillaging but of giving you food and not being mad when you hit them.

I was then introduced to the admin team and Johnny himself. I'd like to note that I talked with a Super Admin and they seemed quite intelligent, so I'll go out and say not the entire admin team is retarded, but a good chunk is. I was actively mocked and insulted by the admins and then kicked for ' Persistently stupid xd.'

I ended up reporting some I thought was an admin, but turned out to be the owner? Or wasn't the owner. The admins don't seem to know who it is because I kept getting different answers.






As you can see, the name of the thread was edited by the person who was being reported on (who may or may not be the owner). There are also actual tags you can put on threads, one being an icon of Rainbow Dash and the word "Autistic." Clearly this is a welcoming community. And also the irony that the admins I've dealt with with autistic themselves.

The responses to the thread were very formal and helpful and not mockingly sarcastic or immature at all.



To give an insight on the rp it went like this
./me readies gun
Johnny is then attacked, his right arm in the jaws of a Gecko.
./me shoots Gecko in the head

Riveting.

The last response was from an admin who I have another encounter with that caused me to make this fine peice of thread.



I went over the Creature rules many times and found nothing about S2King, despite many admins telling me to look and that I'm a moron for not reading them. I talked to a not retarded admin about it after the whole fiasco ended.
Doctor Nice roButt: Read through it again
Doctor Nice roButt: Nothing about S2K
Frahsty: It should be implied
Frahsty: Even if it isn't,
Frahsty: You don't STK a player unless they aree
Frahsty: agree
Doctor Nice roButt: We aren't allowed to defend ourselves if being S2K? We cant attack back because we have to rp it
Doctor Nice roButt: if someone is shooting at us, we have to type out rp as we die from bullets
Doctor Nice roButt: because a rule says its required to rp combat
Frahsty: What
Frahsty: If someone is shooting you
Frahsty: then yes
Frahsty: If they are directly shooting you then STK is allowed
Frahsty: Otherwise STRP
Doctor Nice roButt: Then those should be added. I was mocked and told to look at rules that didnt exist.

But before I was introduced to an intelligent human being, I went onto the server to talk to the admin who closed my thread to talk about it.

Transcript of the encounter:
[Before this, they had informed me that Johnny was the owner, even thought i was told someone named Tom was]
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': Johnny is?
[LOOC] 'Sally': yes
[LOOC] Mutant 'Mr.Muffin': oh what
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': I wasn't aware of that.
[LOOC] Mutant 'Mr.Muffin': The hell
[LOOC] 'Sally': derp
[LOOC] Mutant 'Mr.Muffin': heart attack?
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': You'd think the Owner of the server would learn to rp better.
[LOOC] 'Sally': read up on the rp guidelines for the mutant chars
Giving David Spencer a gmod_camera
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': I have
[LOOC] Mutant 'Mr.Muffin': uhh
[LOOC] Mutant 'Mr.Muffin': I need a detective
[LOOC] 'Sally': and you would think you would at least realize reporting someone for killing you as a mutant means you should probably read the guidelines
[LOOC] Mutant 'Mr.Muffin': How did my gecko die xD
[LOOC] 'Sally': players are perfectly able to s2k you with NO rp
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': I didnt report him for killing me. He
[LOOC] 'Sally': he what, shot muffin? yeah yeah
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': He didnt kill me, he was insulting me and spawned back into an area he shouldnt be
[LOOC] 'Sally': try not to trip on your hospital blanket you aspie
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': After he avoided rp
Player oren left the game (Disconnect by user.)
[LOOC] 'Sally': you're an idiot
[LOOC] 'Sally': honestly
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': What?
[LOOC] 'Sally': just stop
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': I'm trying to be very civil about this.
[LOOC] 'Sally': your entire argument is invalid
David Spencer has teleported Ferox Lev to their position.
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': Most communities discourage avoiding RP and lolshooting.
[LOOC] Mutant 'Alduin': Maybe I was mistaken
'Sally' has kicked Mutant 'Alduin' for Persistently stupid xd.
Disconnect: Kicked by 'Sally' (STEAM_0:0:17777000) for: Persistently stupid xd.
Disconnect: Kicked by 'Sally' (STEAM_0:0:17777000) for: Persistently stupid xd.

Like I said before, I kept getting told to read creature guidelines and that S2King is allowed with them, but nowhere in the rules does it say that. If that little encounter hasn't solidified the retardation of a chunk of The Spire's admin team, then I'm not sure what will. Before I knew Johnny was the owner, I messaged him multiple times thinking he was an admin and he seemed very incompetent at his job. I looked everywhere for admin rules and if I could report the admins for something that would be considered Rule 1 at CG, but there were none. It's basically a free for all there.

Mr. Pettit: Johnny is 14
Mr. Pettit: You shouldn't go to him for anything.
Mr. Pettit: They don't have the same rules and standards of administration as CG did. They're mostly early teen years.


This whole thing has pushed me away from that server and back towards CG, where I know that the admins are held up to a standard and problems are treated with respect. You might complain that sometimes CG admins can be butts or that Rofl eats too many hotwings, but at least our admins don't constantly insult and mock you, and Rofl isn't an autistic 14 year old.

If this is in the wrong area, feel free to move it. I'm sure most of you will continue rping there, but I'll be sticking with CG.

I wasn't even aware this came out, but apparently it did. I already knew the reviews would be bad, the most being 3.5 and the least being 1, but was actually surprised when I watched it. It might have been because I didn't have to spend money to watch it, but I enjoyed it.

The jokes were unintelligent, but I wasn't expecting to be anything but dumb. I think if you take it as a dumb movie where the actors are just there to have fun and it's low budget and just for laughs, then you can enjoy it better. I giggled a few times, which is pretty good considering how bad the movie is seen as.



Probably one of the first moments I smiled was in the middle of the "they're having sex but not really" scene with Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. At first I was like, haha, really guys? This is overly dumb. But then they started doing gymnastics and completely ignored the previous joke of failing to have sex. I dunno, it was dumb but kinda funny.

I laughed at the scene with the giant blunt, but not because of the jokes they were making. It was the prop itself and less of the horrid dialogue between Snoop Dog and the other guy.

The scene where the girl is eating the Popsicle wrong and is told do use the other end, so it implies she stuck it up her butt, surprised me enough to get a laugh. It was a really immature joke, but the girl's reaction and that I wasn't expecting it to happen gave me a giggle. They timed it pretty quick and didn't have it drag on and just moved on after was a really good move.

Also, boy does this movie make a lot of racist jokes, but I was expecting as much. I kinda liked the scene where Maria, the maid, kept piling religious objects onto the baby, and the black people talking during the ballet.

The dildo scene wasn't funny at all, but it was a nice touch to have the girl acknowledge that she knew what a dildo was and the parents had no reason to lie to her. Small smile, I guess.

Maria in the toilet closet was funny until they made the jet engine fart joke. Would have been better if the joke had ended when she opened the closet.

The lesbian sex scene was funny when they got to the cat licking a lolipop and other visual gag part. Ashley's faces were added to it.

The last scene where the shark eats Mama was actually kinda funny. It's nice to see a joke pay off later rather than try and force the punchline as quickly as possible.


I dunno, if you say Scary Movie 5, what was your opinion on it?

Gender/Sex: Male

Character Full Name: Richard Arthur Traugott

Known aliases: Dick (Don't call him that, he gets mad); Scars (don't call him that either)

Citizen Identification Number (If Applicable):

Character background:
 

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Physical description:

Eye color: Blue/Grey

Scars: Many. Most notable is the one the splits his mouth longer horizontally.

Facial features: Large scar along mouth. Various scars on face.

Hair Style & Color: Blond hair turning white from stress // Messy Medium Length

Approximate age: 39

Country originated from: America

Current location: City 18

Accent: General American, although his torn mouth causes him to sound a bit odd when pronouncing certain words and letters.

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Mental good and/or bad skills:
Good:
+ Manipulative
+ Excellent  liar
+ Intelligent
+ Good recall, especially with things related to appearances or body related
+ Highly knowledgable in things involving the human body
+ General and Plastic Surgery knowledge



Bad:
-  Psychotic
- Bad Temper under certain conditions
- Has a hard time resisting urges
- Sociopath/Psychopath
- Anti-social
- Impulsive
- Holds grudges indefinitely
- Rude and vulgar
- Sadomasochist


Physical good and/or bad skills:
Good:
+ Not as malnourished as others (due to having access to medicinal products and non UU food)
+ Tall, intimating figure
+ Generally fit, keeps himself in shape


Bad:
- Grizzly appearance makes him unappealing
- Large percentage of his skin is damaged/scarred due to self-harm and attacks
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Character look-a-like image:

Character fitting music and/or song:

Character voice:

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Clothing and/or protective armour and markings (bruises, scratches, etc) on the limbs:

Head: N/A

Torso: White CHP Shirt // When's he's 'busy' he wears a rubber apron

Arms/Hands: Black Leather Gloves

Legs/Feet: Standard Shoes

Weaponry: Scalpel, Syringe, Stunstick

Lost and/or replacement limbs or parts?:

Skills, perks and/or traits of the character:

Weaknesses and/or severe flaws:

ToxicZombie (Doctor Nice roButt)'s Tool Trust Application

Age: 18
Time in HL2RP: 1 Year

Character Name(s):
Richard Traugott
Candace Lupis

What will you use Tool Trust for?
I'd mostly use it to set up scene for people to rp with or make a prop that's icly there but not there already. Some people like to set up little shops and need a stand, so there's a good use for it. It's also good for making pieces of paper stick to things so if there is something Icly there and no one is there to say otherwise, they can read the note. I've had TT before and no one had a problem with it.

Have you ever had Tool Trust removed? No

It seems everyone has a phobia. It would be interesting to see what everyone is afraid of and maybe a reason on why they think they have it. Just a silly thread, I suppose. I'll start off.

I'm a huge a huge germaphobe, although the fear only affects things that have to do with food, body fluids, and hands. I can't touch a plate if it has someone else's food on it. I also can't share food or drinks (which can also be related to the body fluid thing) and I won't eat anything that looks raw. It may of came from an event that happened when I was little. I saw a show on TV where a kid ate a raw burger and almost died. For years I would never eat meat that had even a hint of pink in it. I've gotten past that, but I'm still wary of uncooked food. The body fluid thing is basically the germs that come from, well, body fluids. I'll evacuate a room if someone doesn't cover their sneeze and stuff like that. I also hate shaking hands because I just imagine the little germs crawling all over me when I touch them.

I'm also kinda afraid of blood and the dark. I slept with a night light up until I was around 13 or 14.


If you're maybe drawing a blank or just want to look, here's a list of phobias.

I saw this meme awhile a go and thought it would be cool if people mapped out their character's various scars. It's mostly used for actual people, but it works just as well with characters. This could help you remember where a scar is and why it's there so you can rp it and look cool and stuff. I dunno.
Anyway, here's a link to the meme here.

I'm going to use Elizabeth as an example.



You don't have to be artistic or anything. I just used MSPaint. Its nice to either include a short description on how the scar came to be or whatever, which you can do on the picture or after it. I color coded it because why not. I'm probably missing a few too.

Anyway, it's just for funzies and to show off your character. Might actually be useful to remember what scars the character has and why. Also helps if maybe you're randomly naked and everyone is looking at your beautiful skin.

Have at it.