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Suggestions / disable catalyst-gaming
« on: June 12, 2012, 11:22:58 PM »
my suggestion (and note, this a suggestion that will better the entire country, maybe even the entire world to a small degree) is that we shut down catalyst-gaming. the reasoning behind this is pretty obvious. the aspergers are rampant, and can't be stopped without a complete and total shutdown.

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gogogogo!

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Social Discussion / Re: Bullying, good? bad?
« on: May 05, 2012, 05:27:54 PM »
Bullying may not be a "nice" thing, but it is definitely good. If you don't get bullied, you'll never learn to man up. Honestly, I can go really in depth, I just cba. Basically bullying is a really great thing, and without it, we'd live in a world of betas.

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Support & Help / Re: Am I a criminal, or do I just have a virus?
« on: May 01, 2012, 09:57:41 AM »
i was going to help you untill you said UK is rampant with downs syndrome

if canada wasn't full of downs, you wouldnt be running a virus and crying on forums

1. uk is undoubtedly rampant with down syndome (not downs syndrome)

2. my mom accidentally got the virus by downloading stupid stuff while i was away

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>uk is full of downs
> WTF NO CANADA IS!!!!!11

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Support & Help / Re: Windows isn't wanting to start up
« on: May 01, 2012, 09:54:36 AM »
Just checked best buy, they said its $69.99 just for looking at it and he is certain they can fix it.

Best buy can't fix your computer. They are the most computer illiterate people on the face of this earth.

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Social Discussion / Re: First Road Traffic Incident
« on: April 18, 2012, 05:16:48 PM »
i was there and i was in the car i was beeping my horn because there was a man in my back seat stabbing me in the side repeatedly you cunt why didn't you stop being so selfish and look up and maybe think "geez maybe that guy is honking for a reason not just being an annoying shit" i am in the ICU right now the doctor says i have a few days to live thanks a lot.

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This is very creative.. I love the fact that people want to be vending machines.. The RP would be nice to see and I think we would be the first community that would of ever had it. I support the idea and I think it would work well..

Actually I did this at TnB like three years back.

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Player Section

Steam Name: Psycho644
Age: 17
How long have you been Roleplaying? (can be any game): ~4 years
How long have you been playing Serious GMod RP?: ~4 years

Character Section

Authorization(s):
A vending machine that dispenses a variety of Breen water cans, from the regular blue Breen water, to the red Breen water, and on very rare occasion, the yellow Breen water (labeled: Special Breen Water).

Name: UU.C45-BREENMACHINE.59301
Age: Four years old.
Gender: N/A
Affiliation: Combine

Write a detailed in-canon back-story how your character obtained these authorizations.
My character was manufactured in the year 2012, in the Citadel of City 17. Upon being manufactured with thousands of his brothers and sisters, they were all loaded up with drinks, and sent off to an individual city. Some of his brothers were sent to City 16, City 29, but him and his brother, UU.C45-BREENMACHINE.59368, were sent to City 45. He first arrived, he was shipped into the nexus. He sat in a storage room for quite some time. A lot of people in masks passed by every now and then, but didn't pay much attention to him. After a little while of sitting in the nexus, he was finally put out onto the streets. He noticed his brother over by the train station doors, close to District Two. He, however, was put right by the CCH.

After that, the days for 59301 were long and hard. Constantly spitting out drinks for those who put money into him, and sometimes when he'd have a bad day, he'd retain their change, and withstand a brutal kick or two, but 59301 wouldn't give in. He'd keep their drink. A lot of citizens in City 45 have a saying, "If vending machines could talk, they'd tell quite a story," well that's definitely true in this case. Countless years of sitting in the same spot in City 45, seeing countless deaths, beatings, detainments. This vending machine could right a two thousand page epic from the things he's seen. Every day he'd be refilled with new drinks, and every day he'd spit them out for citizens. It began to become tedious, but he knew that was the life of a vending machine, and he was living up to the family name.

What will these authorizations give your character in regards to perks or defects?
Perks
Lots of breen water.
Better armor than the average citizen.
In-human (meaning I don't have to eat, drink, socialize, etc.)
Drink dispensing attributes.
Very heavy weight.

Defects
Unable to move on my own.
Unable to talk or request assistance.
Constantly working.
Very vulnerable to an armed person.
Unable to defend myself.

What do you plan to do with these perks/defects?
Roleplay as a vending machine so people can, instead of just mashing E on a prop, actually roleplay getting their drink, and drinking it.

Will anyone else need these auths? (If so, list OOC and IC name(s))
Yes, Bear, who will be roleplaying as UU.C45-BREENMACHINE.59368, my brother. He was manufactured around the same time as 59301, which is why their digits are similar.

STEAM_0:1:18984209

Which server does this apply for?
City

Extra Notes (optional):
All I'd need is the Vending Machine model, and an inventory full of Breen water.

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General Discussion / Re: DOTA 2 keys
« on: April 18, 2012, 09:54:08 AM »

I also have one I don't want I'll give away for $10 CAD (which i believe is cheaper than USD)

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Support & Help / Re: Dear god why- how do I fix this?
« on: April 13, 2012, 11:16:33 AM »
1. wipe the jizz off your screen


but in all seriousness, verify game cache files of things like HL2, ep:1, ep:2, maybe CS:S, and any other games including garry's mod.

also that dvl spelled missus wrong

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Social Discussion / Re: What is the worst thing you've ever eaten?
« on: April 11, 2012, 11:02:04 AM »
my own asshole

10% warning. This is a serious discussion topic. Just noticed how many warnings you've gotten. 24 hour forum ban issued.

e: haha it's funny because i'm being serious. oh and can you actually give me that 10 percent warning as well? i'm trying to see what happens when u get to 100 percent

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Events / Re: [Outlands] A new begining.
« on: April 10, 2012, 12:31:24 PM »
foxtrot dies and no fucks were given

i icly peed on his grave.






lol jk brah

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Bug Reports / Re: Permanant
« on: April 08, 2012, 08:20:45 PM »
yeah dude i agree that spelling mistake has seriously been pissing me the fuck off please fix




I don't really see how it can bother you if you don't even play on the server.

i'm not actually pbanned ozjackal is just completely overcome with aspergers

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Bug Reports / Re: Permanant
« on: April 06, 2012, 06:50:45 PM »
yeah dude i agree that spelling mistake has seriously been pissing me the fuck off please fix

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General Discussion / Re: Far Cry 3 Multiplayer(Better then COD)
« on: April 06, 2012, 03:54:19 PM »
you say "better than cod" like it's difficult to make a game that's better than cod

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General Discussion / Re: A new RP concept
« on: April 06, 2012, 03:25:34 PM »
real life rp

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