Catalyst Gaming
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dood_D_C on June 22, 2011, 04:52:19 PM
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Based on the hit British comedy show:
This Forum is a thread "Game" of sorts, lots of mini rounds will be posted every week or so and people shall participate in these rounds but this isn't any old game
You see, this game is all about the comedy so it's a chance to get loose and play the game while giving everyone else a laugh rather than trying to win all the time
Each game will hold rules
But these are the overall rules, please abide by them when playing:
1) We allow racist comments TO AN EXTENT. We don't want downright brutal attacks on a race, we only want jokes. If it is a joke which only uses a racist comment, but is intended ONLY as a joke and isnt too bad we will allow it
It is a good idea to put some sort of comment like (No offence intended, sorry if it offends anyone) or something like that
Racist comments will be removed and probably reported
2) We're all trying to have fun so, a bit of friendly banter is ok and even the small remark about another person isn't minded but we don't want hurtful comments of trolling or downright brutal attacks on a person.
3) Trolls GTFO
4) Have fun
Round 1 starts right now!
Round One: Headliners
So in headlines in the news around about this week (22 June)
We have a headline IN CATALYST GAMING about Dr Breen from HL2RP
But what does
B.D.C.A.P Stand for?
At this stage just make jokes and try to be funny as possible, this will earn you "points"
B.D.C.A.P
Is it in fact everything Britain didn't have when we went to war?
Bombs-Dicks-Choppers-Airplanes-People!
(i know I fail at being funny but the idea is you come up with something)
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Breen drops combine a Pizza
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Breen's Dick Came A Potato
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Breens Dick Can Accurately Point
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Breen is possibly a
nigger cracka'
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Breen doesnt call any people.
He ain't got no freinds
Man i <3 mock the week
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Is it some kind of new style he's bringing in?
the B.D Cap?
And I bet good money the BD stands for Big Dick
Breen what you wear doesnt make it bigger GET OVER IT!!
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Perhaps it's Breen Drops Can a' Pop
And there is a missing part to the headline,
Breen Drops can a' pop all over garry newmans computer and fucks up Gmod and then holds garry hostage to blame valve
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Breen Does Consider Allowing Pedophiles?
'Cause he looks like one.
(This idea is good btw, would be nice if you could keep this going :D)
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Breen Does Consider Allowing Pedophiles?
'Cause he looks like one.
That would make a great twist,
"Welcome to city 17, you have chosen or, if you are a child, been chosen to relocate to our finest remaining urban centre..we have candy!!!
"also by law all children must report to my office upon arrival or else the combine will thwack you, on those frail little bottoms! :3"
Talk about the Boris Yonsin of the future
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Funny suggestions guys but as with mock the week we must progress, can we have the correct answer please?
The clue is it is with citadel daily
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Breen disowns citadel and personnel?
I mean, he probably didn't like it anyway, more of an apartment man i think.
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Breen declares city18 as populated
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Breen declares city18 as populated
That's absolutely correct, well done Desperado
Breen Declares City 18 as populated
Discussion Time
(For now we just discuss this headline and try to be as funny as possible)
Yes, Dr Breen has reccently announced the population of city 18
It's map changing time again! And many are saying it is a surprise and disappointment, while some believe they have been waiting for this far too long
Personally I just cant get round the picture (See bookslags signature) he's showing no emotion whatsoever! And the freakiest thing is how he stares at you as if he's saying
"Look at my blank peodophile face!"
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Well, he has been convicted as a pedophile back before combine ANYWAY! He was the john venables before them combine came ya'know!
Some may like the new city, but some are mad and just want to be like bin laden and blow i-oh wait, bin ladens dead.
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Some may like the new city, but some are mad and just want to be like bin laden and blow i-oh wait, bin ladens dead.
Well bin laden's dead but breen's alive so bombing still exists
As does pedophelia
And rebecca black still lives so I'd assume transexuality still exists
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I can just imagine breen in jail right now
In the peodophile area right next to gordon ramesy's cell
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And with that, this forum is slowly dying so lets press onwards
At the end of that unsurprisingly quick round the points for Headliners goes to:
Desperado for the correct answer
Smt for funniest joke
And King Blt the III??rd for the funniest contribution to the discussion afterwards
Round 2
It's time for the next round called: 'if we do this quick we can Mock off early'
This is for everyone and the aim is to come up with the funniest joke or comedy story for the topic
Ok guys
The topic Is
Jobs!
Come in with your funniest comedy comments and the funniest bags the point
(Also, if this game does well I will make this a regular game and maybe even add teams)
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So, I had a job at the helium gas factory
I quit, i refused to be talked to in that tone of voice
But Y'Know what I think? I think we really need to sort out jobs here in Britain, or at least the people who do them
I went to the dentists the other day and the guy was a bloody murderer! Who else would take the tooth drill, raise it up and go
"ACCEPT THIS TOOTH SACRIFICE! ALMIGHTY SATAAAAAAAAN!!!!"
The guy was scarier than richard hammond in a demo derby!
You know who has the hardest job ever? A grand national commentator
All this garbled nonsense, but the way they announce the races is complex but awesome
"And it's swift silver on mr horsey dude on catalyst gaming coming up to the first bend!" But they say it like a sentence with random hat names in it! And so quickly
If I were a millionaire, no thanks to the corrupt a wish foundation, I would love to do one thing:
Buy a grand national horse and name it: I'm having a nervous break down
Or heck, better yet buy ALL the horses, rename them and make it sound like the commentator had gone mental!
"And they're up to the first hurdle, I'm having a nervous breakdown on my wife left me on I have an erection on my mom!
Where'd that rash come from? coming up the rear it's itching my ballsack catching up and I SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTE BECAUSE THE RACE HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!!!!!!