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Title: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: ???Jesusfreak??? on March 12, 2013, 01:11:28 PM: It is very simple
No kind of sexual written here, it it were I had posted it in spam.
30-35 words so we don't make a "lul let us make some spamposts"
When he get or lose an item notify it. or person he knows.

Stuff John has:

Get well flowers and card

People John knows:

Ex-girlfriend

I begin

It was a faithful night, John on 20 years were cleaning his great grandmothers basement after she passed out two days ago. He found a chest with an rusty lock, but were was the key?
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on March 12, 2013, 03:39:08 PM: He walks up the stairs, entering his inbred brother's bedroom and rummaging through the stacks of octopus porn magazines under his bed, looking for a key.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Khub on March 12, 2013, 03:58:04 PM: Quote from: Abbott on March 12, 2013, 03:39:08 PM
He walks up the stairs, entering his inbred brother's bedroom and rummaging through the stacks of octopus porn magazines under his bed, looking for a key.

Quote from: Jesusfreak on March 12, 2013, 01:11:28 PM
It is very simple
No kind of sexual written here, it it were I had posted it in spam.
30-35 words so we don't make a "lul let us make some spamposts"

I begin

It was a faithful night, John on 20 years were cleaning his great grandmothers basement after she passed out two days ago. He found a chest with an rusty lock, but were was the key?
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on March 12, 2013, 04:27:00 PM: fine since mad i will repost my paragraph

He walks up the stairs, entering his inbred brother's bedroom and rummaging through the stacks of muslim terrorist magazines under his bed, looking for a key.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Lewis on March 12, 2013, 04:52:36 PM: John finds the key underneath the replica suicide belt. He then proceeds downstairs to open the chest, but finds himself incapable of doing this because he is an idiot.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on March 12, 2013, 05:07:11 PM: Suddenly John remembers many of his dates, he licks his fingers and fingers the keyhole a bit, and inserts the key afterwards.
Title: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: kronik on March 12, 2013, 08:22:06 PM: He unlocks the chest and finds something he would have never imagined seeing. Something so dark and sick that he got lost staring at it for quite sometime. It was-
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on March 12, 2013, 09:54:21 PM: -his late ex-girlfriend's fire damaged doll with a photo of John and her smiling. John puts them close to his chest, tears from his eyes.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Lone Wanderer on March 12, 2013, 11:38:55 PM: Suddenly, a group of thugs bursted through the doorway, armed with guns and smoking multiple blunts at a time. The leader stepped forward, saying, "John, join us. Join the THUG RIDERS."
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Nicknero on March 13, 2013, 03:19:25 AM: John quickly put the doll back in the chest not knowing what to expect from the noise coming from upstairs. John is scared and starts to look for something in his basement. After searching for a while, he finds-
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Mr.Qman on March 13, 2013, 03:56:43 AM: -His old toy lightsaber, some nails, and duct tape. He stands and stares at it for while, not knowing what to think before walking towards it, seeing a realistic toy gun.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Nicknero on March 13, 2013, 04:06:06 AM: He hesitates for a little while, but finally takes the toy lightsaber, nails and duct tape and combines them to create a spiked bat. He takes both the lightsaber and toy gun and heads upstairs.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: ???Jesusfreak??? on March 13, 2013, 05:24:06 AM: As he leaves the basement he takes a look afraid someone or something is inside the house, he aims his toy-gun at the end of the room, it was still dark outside.

*Item achieved - Deadly nailbat and toygun*

I will add some more rules, look up.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Lewis on March 13, 2013, 01:53:59 PM: John then realises he needs to perform human activities. He proceeds to excrete and consume food on the spot.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on March 13, 2013, 02:32:34 PM: He uses his toy gun to wipe up his ass and then throws it out of an open window. He looks out of the open window as dark clouds form above and rain falls upon the countryside.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Dallas on March 13, 2013, 03:29:53 PM: Both a mixture of the sudden rain and the loss of his toy distressed John greatly, he proceeded to...
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Lewis on March 13, 2013, 05:44:14 PM: ... cry deeply but then John was happy when the NSPCC anti child abuse advert came on in the background.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Mr.Qman on March 13, 2013, 07:46:45 PM: ..As he looked over to check the T.V he saw that Katawa Shoujo was on the computer, he then began to...
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on March 13, 2013, 08:07:28 PM: ...sit down, playing through the last save game which was during Act 3 of Hanako's arc. He felt saddened at the events occurring and reached for a...
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Pielolz on March 13, 2013, 08:37:50 PM: ..Razor to cut himself in his endless misery
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: rBST Cow on March 14, 2013, 01:41:30 AM: He then said to himself "lol what the fuck am I doing" and went to a local bar....a gay bar.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Nicknero on March 14, 2013, 03:23:22 AM: However, during his leave he suddenly gets reminded about the raid happening in his house when he gets to the door.

(feqs stop derailing story lol)
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Dallas on March 14, 2013, 03:55:55 AM: He remembers how they opened the door, got on the floor....
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: ???Jesusfreak??? on March 14, 2013, 05:30:28 AM: He saw 3 robbers inside the house, attempting to search for drugs, he took his "deadly" bat which were a toy light-sword with nails on and went straight at the first one near the kitchen and aimed for the head...
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on March 14, 2013, 06:45:23 AM: He swung it at his head, the bat crushing his head, jamming the skull through the brain. The Robber was struck down (DF reference lol). The other two charged at him, and John...
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Lewis on March 14, 2013, 01:10:11 PM: Was beaten to the ground and had his teeth kicked in while his cat sat and watched.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Nicknero on March 14, 2013, 07:42:15 PM: Everything went black and the next time he woke up he found himself in the hospital. He tries to remember what happened, how he got here and how long he was sleeping.

Item lost: nailed lightsaber.
Item got: Get-well flowers and cards on his table in his hospital room.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: rBST Cow on March 15, 2013, 12:56:44 AM: He looks at the get well card and sees that it's from his stalker. It would read "I'm watching you". He would think to himself "what the fuck holy shit". He then would get a heart attack from being so scared. The doctors and stuff would revive him and make him ok again. A few days later he wakes up in the middle of the night and thinks of...
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Nicknero on March 15, 2013, 02:59:27 AM: ...his ex girlfriend. He tries to go back instead but unable to do so. He decides to unzip his pants and start jerking off to the thoughts of his ex girlfriend while exactly at that moment the female doctor on night shifts walks in.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: ???Jesusfreak??? on March 15, 2013, 04:33:08 AM: In embarrassment, he quickly attempts to hide what he did, the female doctor went over to him, and checked his drop. On her nametag John could read her name. Her name was...

(has to be a female name!)

(and I try to save this shit for going to be a porn written book.)
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on March 15, 2013, 06:40:01 AM: ...Hanako (lol). He looked back at her face, noticing oriental features. "You aren't from around here are you?" John asks her. She giggles, shaking her head back at John.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Nicknero on March 15, 2013, 06:50:39 AM: After only a minute or two, she left the room again and John once again tries to fall back to sleep, this time succeeding.

My god stop being so damn obsessed. ;-;
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Dallas on March 15, 2013, 11:55:46 AM: John dreams a dream of time gone byyyyyyyyyy... Then wakes up.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Lewis on March 15, 2013, 01:08:48 PM: He reaches for his medical cannabis but finds the methadone patient next to him has stolen it. He cries himself to sleep and dreams of Susan Boyle.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Sithis on March 20, 2013, 11:06:38 AM: Once he wakes up, he notices that he isn't in the place he was before he went to sleep. He is in a land full of...

Susan Boyle, really? lol
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Psycho29388 on March 20, 2013, 11:11:44 AM: Quote from: xXBryanXx on March 20, 2013, 11:06:38 AM
Once he wakes up, he notices that he isn't in the place he was before he went to sleep. He is in a land full of...
Giant mushrooms that are so poisonous if you touch one you die instantly. They were everywhere so in order to not touch any of them he had to wear...
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Lewis on March 20, 2013, 12:18:19 PM: His grannie's tights, which were covered in suspicious brown stains.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Dallas on March 21, 2013, 01:03:10 PM: they hugged his skin and made him feel oh so incredibly....
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Nicknero on March 21, 2013, 07:27:35 PM: Dirty. Suddenly he snaps out of his dream and realises he just woke up in class while the teacher yells at him. All the students around him were...
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on March 21, 2013, 09:28:37 PM: ...fapping furiously while the hot female teacher was lecturing them. He realises he must have been in a dream inside of a dream but now he cannot wake up from this dream.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: This is Red on March 21, 2013, 10:22:33 PM: Panicking from his classmates constant fapping, John stands up in the middle of class, determined to wake from this dream, he...
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: ???Jesusfreak??? on March 22, 2013, 05:28:36 AM: Packs his stuff and walk out of the class where the students continue to do their "job" as he leaves the room her ex-girlfriend "Jane" comes around the corner without John noticing her. She walks behind him as he is near the exit of the school..
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: GavinThornBurgShire on March 22, 2013, 08:33:49 AM: John turns around, the huge void in his pants filled up, and john's eyes went blood shot. He approached her and....
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on March 22, 2013, 08:44:18 AM: ...realised she was actually a man dressed up as his ex-girlfriend. The man licks his cracked, old, salty lips as he grabs John, licking the skin on his face and moving his wrinkled fingers over him.
Title: Re: Serious 30-35 words storytell
Post by: GavinThornBurgShire on March 22, 2013, 08:51:34 AM: John made fake orgasms to please the man, after the man finished John, John walked out of school and realized that the school is floating, as so is he. John starts...