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Half-Life 2 Roleplay => Topic started by: Mr.Qman on October 03, 2012, 09:11:24 PM
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You can steal quotes if you want, only if it reminds you of you're character.
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C45.CCA.APEX-DvL.211
"Hello, little duckling."
"It appears my bag full of fucks I give is empty, quite the shame."
"If I were to get augments, I wouldn't be less of a person. I would be less of myself."
"As once said by a wise man, "Everything you do has an equal and opposite reaction." On the other hand, I stopped caring ages ago."
"If you ever leave APEX, I will find you and stab you with a spoon."
Tekel'Pakem
"We of the San'Diri believe in that which was bestowed to us by nature, not having the pathetic need for technological accompaniment."
"This one fears only the worst for those along the path which the human follows, though let not our judgment tip the scales of the humans belief. Only the sands of time will reveal which has yet to be told."
"The gift of the Vortessence is a force of which binds all things, whether humanity bares witness to this is a matter out of our control. Never the less, manipulation is merely there for the plucking."
"Say what you will, though we find the humans use of invalid jargon quite mystifying in the ways of which one may spew such crude misconceptions as a form of seeming that which they only may dream of: Intellect."
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Beans
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"Humanity? Humanity is for assholes too afraid to get up and fight for what's right."
"I don't like you."
"I been hunting gators since before yer daddy stuck his pork sword in yer momma."
"The reason I ain't dead yet is because I ain't afraid to shoot before the other motherfucker."
After proving to Old Man that Agent 45 was a dick - "See, I didn't fuckin' like him from the start, but what do I know, I'm a dumb fuckin' redneck. I got a sixth sense about this shit, Oldie."
"It ain't hard to understand. Touch me, my brothers or my friends and suddenly the entire valley is up in arms ready to kill each other."
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Rex 'Luco' Vindicta-
"I have two options. One is to be robin hood, the other is to be Jack the Ripper. My choices are influenced by the way you squel."
"Take me with you. And give me your gun."
"I need some fucking ammunition."
"Don't worry, i'll make sure you get your end of the deal."
Vice Consul William House-
"How may I help you son?"
"Officer, permission to grant level one verdict?"
"Outstanding."
"Of course."
"Good Evening."
"The downfall of the largest of powers will be the most catastrophic of results. This....place...will be another statistic if we don't do something soon."
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Elias 'Stalker' Valerian
"I'm always just a step away."
"Be glad you can at least say you deserve a happy ending, Mr Haynes... God knows i don't."
"I have a gun and a blade. That should be enough for ALL of you."
"The fact you never even knew they helped you means that my apprentices did their job like i taught them..."
"If you ever decide to fight those who harm you with their own weapons... You will eventually become just like them."
"There's a really strange sense of calm with the world that comes with rising out of your own grave."
"I look like a bloody zombie. Except i'm a bit more glow-y"
"Come on Matthew, get with the program. This is not a 'If' we come out of this war alive, it's a 'When'."
"The hard part is not rising up to those who harm you. It's not finding the courage to face your worst fear, or even adquiring the skill to exact some sort of divine punishment on them... It's letting go, for the greater good... Or simply because it's the right thing to do."
Joanna 'Tragedy' Sinbow
"If you make a two-face joke i swear to god you'll have to pee through a bloody catheter."
*To Pyro, on one of his many comebacks* "You turned your back on all of us! You left us alone when we needed you the most, when we SCREAMED for help, even your own wife! And now you want to be back to things like it never happened?!"
"I'm not here to judge you, i'm just here to help you."
"I saved your life already. What you decide to do with it now is not my concern."
"Good and bad are subjective. I just help people stay alive, simple."
"Stay still, or else there's going to be a LOT more blood on you."
Gabriel '45' Lothaire
"If i told you the truth. I would have to kill you."
"Now now, Mon ami... Struggling will only mean more broken bones for you."
"You have the power to do so much more... And you waste it on a fake sense of moral supperiority."
"You should be more carefull, Eli! I could have killed you in NINE different ways!" <- props if you get where this quote is from.
"Hello there, Wilson" *To Beans, using his real name*
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Matthew "Old man" Henderson:
"There has never been any true evil, only different shades of gray."
"If we beat the combine, but at the cost of our humanity... Then the combine might as well have won....."
"There is always hope, sometimes you just have to look harder."
"If I have to kill to protect others, I will not hesitate. But I weep for every life that's been taken in this valley."
"I will not let the clinic fall, I will die before I see it disband."
"One must always suffer for the good of the many, This cycle has been around long before humanity existed."
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Sinclair 'Reaver' Williams;
"Freedom hasn't been lost. The will to seek it has. You sit here and tell me that you're hopeless. That you no longer hold hope for the human race. Look deep inside yourself. Freedom resides within the human heart."
"Keep your chins high, and your heads low."
"The question isn't..'Do we have a chance?' The question is, do you have the will to try?"
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C45.CCA.GRID-OfC.864
"Damn it, your report is overdue and don't give me excuses why you turned it in late."
"Hello this is my shotgun and the buckshot in this gun would like to say HI to your face."
"This is City 45, welcome to hell."
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Vladmir Oskolov
/me looks up to the towering creation, admiring it as it shines in the twilight moon, showing incredible radiance between the blue spotlight shining upon him
"Woman is not as stupid as Vladmir think. Not so much surprise." - 2 OOC years ago, before Vladmir ICly learned proper English.
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Howard Biggs
"If the combine want to stop crime then they should put cameras everywhere."
"George Orwell saw it coming a mile away."
"Totalitarian presence seems a bit too underrated, maybe a bit authoritarian would do?"
"If you have nothing good to say about the Combine then keep your mouth zipped!"
"You know if "Who controls the past now, controls the future, and who controls the present now controls past, that seems very confusing to people."
"If you want make life a misery for yourself then walk over to those barricades, knock at the nexus and say hi."
"If you do not want to get in trouble then do the complete opposite of what Winston Smith in 1984 done."
"All you need to do is get a bunch of farm animals and you got yourself a Russian Revolution."
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CCA.C45.GRID.03.480 (DECEASED)
"Don't give me excuses, give me results."
"SIT, YOUR FIVE DOLLAR ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE!"
yea that's it
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017
"<:: Allons-y."
"<:: Dying is what people do best."
"<:: Sorry, that's classified."
"<:: This will be easier if you start playing along."
Sam Tyler
*When faced with Price Masterson* "Actually, I was on my way to a gay Anti-Citizen orgy before I though 'Gosh the Union is a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the SeC.'"
'The Doctor'
"Geronimo!"
"I've reversed the jelly baby of the neutron flow!"
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Beef
- " Leaving so soon? That's a shame, dinner was just about to be served....."
- "They better know to who they're messing with or my two friends Heckler and Koch will be joining in on the fun."
- "Life ain't worth livin' if you can't take someone else's."
-"For every hit, there's a bullet added to the chamber."
-" Don't ask a killer to just beat someone up, they don't hit as hard as I will."
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Mike Boone:
"I've got a 9mm bullet with your name on it, pal!"
“Atleast I’m not a emo Beatles reject.”
"Don't want you calling for help, now do I?"
"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun."
"Who the fuck keeps a headcrab as a pet? Espessially a poison one."
"You can crawl, but you can't hide. You leave a very distintive trail, a blood trail, that is."
"Oh yes, I'm totally an Overwatch Elite who wears a regular jumpsuit and painted my helmet green, that surely makes sense."
"Hunters!? God, I do not have time for this!"
"So thats it then?"
GEAR-203:
"By the benefactors!"
"I'm going to blow their ass to kingdom come! Uh, pardon the audio violation."
"Rebel scum!"
"Why don't we just cut off their reproductive organs? It would downplay a lot of UPA we've been having."
"Ugh! I don't know how High Command can do this sort of stuff to people!"
"Sir, yes sir."
"Thats for the boys back in '45!"
"Pa-pow!"
"Ooooh, no UPA for you, pal!"
"Jeez, sir, do you really have to do that?"
"Forieign obstruction blocking out path, sir. We need to blow it up in order to remove it, and, I'm not just saying that because I enjoy a good explosion."
"You'd better tell me what I want to know, or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to NOVA!"
"..You lose..."
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Matthew "Old man" Henderson:
"There has never been any true evil, only different 50 shades of gray."
I'm sorry, but this is immediately what came to mind when I read that
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Layla 'Razors' Blackburn
"Technology is our only salvation."
"Go away."
Simon Reilly
"My place is on the battlefield; not with a gun, but with a bandage."
"I'm going to go have a drink..."
Meaty
"Embracin' sick passions is my way of life."
"So many women, so little time."
Jasper Hallaway (Soon to come...)
"Every fairy tale needs a villain"
"Good can't exist without evil."
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Couple of ones i thought up for Harley finally. Took me a while
Harley Morrison
[When Evil]
"Oh... Maybe i shouldn't have done that... Oh wait! I'm evil! I can do whatever the hell i want!"
"That funeral's not going to be open casket, i would know, i made sure of it."
"You're a tough bone to break, i'll give you that."
"Let the carnage begin!"
"Guns can be pretty fun to use, yes. But i preffer a blade, one well placed stab and they won't move a muscle for weeks."
"... Game over."
[When Good]
"We'll get you out of this, don't worry."
"I killed a lot of people before this, yes... And i'm not proud of it."
"The things i did before... I'm not proud of them. And i can't fix all of what i did, i can just ask you to help me redeem it, in part."
"When you're stuck in hell, only the devil can help you get out."
"I won't break... I won't break... I CAN'T-"
"I'm not sure if god exists. But if he does, he has some serious shit to answer for."
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Jasper Hallaway (Soon to come...)
"Every fairy tale needs a villain"
Oh yes... Loving it.
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120123025127/bbc-sherlock/images/e/e7/Jim_Moriarty-3.png)
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091:
-So wait, 03109 did this to you, right?
-Citizen, the fuck are you doing?
-What was that, recruit?
-How come anti-citizens never cause any injuries that happen in the CCA?
-Oh boy, another CCA-wide training session. Better get some more NOVA units online...
-Citizen, the FUCK are you doing?
-Why do we get all the below average IQ people in this city?
Jennifer Hanson:
-The Outlands is a crazy place. Antlions killing folk, OTA shooting poor refugees, and Beans stabbing some random chick's vagina because your boyfriend told him to.
-TOTO? Ha, it doesn't exist anymore...
-OTA? Well shit.
-Antlions? Welp, dinner.
Hood:
-*silence*
-*silence*
-*silence*
-*silence*
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Richard Sherlock
-"Gay... I mean... Hey."
-"You wouldn't understand, you see but do not observe."
-"Perfect impersonation of an idiot."
-"Vatican cameos."
-"Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring."
-"The core foundations of all government structure is tyranny."
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Jennifer Hanson:
-The Outlands is a crazy place. Antlions killing folk, OTA shooting poor refugees, and Beans stabbing some random chick's vagina because your boyfriend told him to.
Because that is exactly how I want Beans to be remembered.
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Unit 773
-Another day, another blood stain on my stun stick...
-C45.CCA.773 facemasks. "<:: You are an /idiot/, 716..."
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C45.CCA.NOVA-OfC.280-
"Get me some biogel."
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C45.CCA.UNIFORM-DvL.050
"11-98, Rooftop. Double time it."
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UU.C45.CmD.27070
"Now, let's see how loyal you are. Don't move, while I aim... Nothing bad is going to happen."
"Straight posture... Sadly you're going to die. But be happy... I'll rip out your spine and use it as my necklace."
"When you see a dead unit... Make sure to take his suit off and repair it, won't let these magnifying suits lay around... Oh yeah, dumb the flesh thing in the acid right after."
"What you see, is not what I see."
Vileria 'Moon' Maileym.
"Love? Never heard of it."
"Sneaky, sneaky, snipy sniper..."
"Stay away from me!"
"That's a nice living carcass. Let's burn it."
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C45.CCA.NOVA-EU.350
"If you insist."
"Of course not! You don't think I took the trouble to schedule a conference with you so that I could join RADON?"
"Meet me in the medbay. Do not keep me waiting."
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Amanda Cavender
- Freaking ghosts man, they are everywhere! (After being haunted by a ghost at P3 slums (Ghost = Airborne))
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C45.CCA.GRID-DvL.495
"I didn't believe in magic either, until space men came to Earth and took over in seven hours."
"Hmm?"
"Let me call up barnes and noble for you."
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'Luna'
-"Mate, what the literal fuck is wrong with you?"
-"Finding someone on their ass only means you're gonna find them like that again.."
-"Since mine is bigger, and yours is smaller, I must be Male and you are Female! We must reproduce!"
-"Fuck! We've been spotted! DIVE DIVE DIVE!"
-"Did I really break my leg to pieces from diving off that roof..?"
-"Why in the fuck are you cutting off my pants?"
-"God damn it! Josie burned my clothes!"
-"God I need a shirt."
-"FUUUCK! That Scanner just took a picture of me fucking naked! NORMAN WHERE'S MY DAMNED CLOTHES?!"
-"Doctor House! (Simon Reilly) We have anal bleeding!"
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CCA.C45.NOVA-01.357:
"First of all, bleach goes on whites. Second of all, you got it all over my bloody trench coat, and third of all, oh yeah, it is rather illegal."
"Oblige me by answering this question, What is the shape of Italy?"
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Keiji Maeda
"Quit tryna' get yerself killed!"
"I've got a few mistakes under my belt, yeah...but so do you."
"We do what's best for us. What keeps us going. No more, no less."
"What in the cottoned fuck?!"
"Someone mind tellin' me what the FUCK'S goin on?!"
"Uh huh, sure. Keep tellin' yerself that."
(>inb4 "lol faggot cant spell yourself")
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Max Mundie
Yer such a retard, ya couldn't poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
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Unit: CCA.C45.887.01
Any last words?... Fuck it *pulls the trigger*
Citizen, it appers that your brain activity will soon be decresed for these words that just came out of your mouth.
This baton has a power on 150 volt. Enough to roast your throat as that pig you are.
If you mention her name again I will break every single bone on your body
Lela Praise
My face is up here // if you know what I mean
The CWU will support every citizen in need, by the rules of course
Alex smith
Yes, I found it! No, it is not for sale! No, you can't touch it! JUST FUCKING LEAVE MY PULSE-RIFLE ALONE!
Dinner is ready.
I don't care if smoke gives me lung-cancer. It might be better dying that way than be fucked on your head by these bugs.
Anyone seen Beans? I got his mags for his gun. As I promissd
Beans, if I look away from your driving skills, killing innocents, making a crazy gang with power ro take control of the whole village. You are a nice guy.
My rounds are more worth than you.
I know I should respect your opinion, but I find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot.