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Half-Life 2 Roleplay => Topic started by: Roven :D on August 19, 2012, 04:43:44 AM
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Hi guys. I'm fucked legally and my hard drive exploded after a night of black out shitfacedness so, kinda boned. When I get over my shenanigans in rehabilitation and I make a geographic escape and the warranty comes in for my laptop, we will do it all over again and this time I will not be on Miles, but Thaddeus, thus putting and end to all angry, drunken all-capped ranting and raving. The Castle as far as I know has gone completely dead because Greg's getting ready for the Marines, I'm getting ready for jail and everyone else is furiously masturbating to trap porn on 4chan.
In closing, my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
Thank you and good day. Oh and wish me luck. If you're Christian, pray for me, if you believe in Space Jesus watch Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and wish me well.
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Sucks. What'd you do?
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Hey Roven, if you are going to be put in jail. Remember the word "cardio", it's where you run away from the cops while they try to insert two spikes in your ass cheeks in order to make you fall to the ground like a statue while being eletricuted. Just so you know that you need to hide your face while in public.
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Sucks. What'd you do?
I was caught in my neighbor's hedge vomiting. When the cops showed up they took me down and bound me to the fence. No doubt screaming creative obscenities in between Constitutional amendments. Honestly though, I don't remember any of it. First thing I remember was kicking the door to a small rubber room naked, loudly demanding thorazine.
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How long you going for?
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I'm thinking thirty days tops.
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Ouch man. First offence?
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Thaddeus is dead, remember? You forgot to make an outlands appeal.
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try not to get raped