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Title: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 17, 2011, 05:42:59 PM
Dear diary,
These bastardo Polizia think they can do whatever they want! Just because they have guns and weapons! Cazo! They ripped up all my notes on the scanners! I was just admiring them! Cristo... Dio mio these polizia are Idiota... But luckily, I found Fratello mio, balisio. It is nice to know someone here... That;s all for now
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 18, 2011, 06:26:44 PM
Dear diary
I got shot today... By a CCA unit. One of the other ones... 399, healed me. I am feeling a bit better now, I can walk around my apartment, and I got an amazing mirror. I am trying to start up a giornale. Io vado a dormire ora...
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: {CG}[AR] A_cRaZeD_hObO on June 18, 2011, 06:56:59 PM
//I think I was the guy who was arresting you for speaking Italian :D I was the Rct but I lagged out (I think the server crashed).
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 18, 2011, 09:46:49 PM
Dear diary
Getting shot is worse than I thought, and now all of a sudden that bastardo brother of mine blames ME for getting shot What the hell is wrong with him! He is e Pazzo! Ugh, he seems to be hoping i'll forgive him, well he has another thing coming. No one yells at Cristina Rizzo like that and just gets forgiven. Creatore forgives, I do not.


*there are many angry scribbles on the next 4 pages*
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Monkey with a gun on June 18, 2011, 10:05:17 PM
OOC: Ugh, he seems to be hoping i'll forgive him, well he has another thing coming. - As soon as you said that i said i shat my pants a little.I'm doomed :(
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 18, 2011, 10:07:59 PM
OOC: Ugh, he seems to be hoping i'll forgive him, well he has another thing coming. - As soon as you said that i said i shat my pants a little.I'm doomed :(

** cristina rizzo pulls a gun and PWNS basilio.
The end. Naah, your not doomed, well, maybe just a little. Also, something important, Cristina likes james more tan basilio right now, One good fucking brother you are eh?
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 19, 2011, 01:48:58 AM
Dear diary,
James... Signore james tavener... Something is up with him and he won't tell me what! I will find out. Mark my words, I will. Also, he walked in while I was sleeping... It was VERY akward... I need to start locking my door... Credo che egli potrebbe essere in amore con me... Bene, che sarebbe ... diverse ...


// If you can read italian, or at least bits of it, you are one of the few people  that will know what this means!\\
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Monkey with a gun on June 19, 2011, 01:58:57 AM
// Does it count if you put it into a Italian to english translator.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: JoshB on June 19, 2011, 03:14:01 AM
//No one even has access to her diary IC anyways.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: {CG}[AR] A_cRaZeD_hObO on June 19, 2011, 07:04:49 AM
//Yeah, I think the only way you can read things here is if you're an OfC+ and it's a Unit's log.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 19, 2011, 11:01:10 AM
// Whenever I am on I hide the diary as a prop, if you find that then....
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Kevin on June 19, 2011, 12:02:10 PM
Monkey, I just noticed your sig had me in it :D I Lol'd when I said that.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 19, 2011, 03:36:38 PM
Dear Diary
Oh waht to do what to do! I think that the russian man... Alex.. Is... and James may be as well... Cazo, cazo, cazo! What to do... Sto andando dire James Alex e vedere come reagisce... Sì! Che dovrebbe fare il trucco! Yes! Alriht, next time he is here I'll do that. I have to pay close attention, I can only do this once.


*The page also has the City Administrators Autograph*

OOC Note: she signed it BEFORE I wrote this, It just happens to be that page.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 20, 2011, 12:19:52 AM
Dear diary
I knew it! James Non mia ama! This is great! And I got a roommate, someone to talk to when james isn't around. she's a little odd though, A bit ago she "tripped" into my bed... Very strange... Anyway, That's all!
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 20, 2011, 01:01:32 AM
Dear diary,
Cazo e dannato! Il mio nuovo compagno è lesbica! PENSAVO di essere in questo, ma ora voglio lei... lei e sarah.. Damnit! Ma che cosa circa james!? Dannato questa è una fesseria! Accidenti... Ho bisogno di rimanere fedeli a giacomo... ma è così difficile! Accidenti la mia vita!


// All in italian? Hell yah! Heres a hint for those fo you too lasy to pull out a translator. It's about lesbians. No joke.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: JoshB on June 20, 2011, 10:40:33 AM
Dear diary,
Cazo e dannato! Il mio nuovo compagno è lesbica! PENSAVO di essere in questo, ma ora voglio lei... lei e sarah.. Damnit! Ma che cosa circa james!? Dannato questa è una fesseria! Accidenti... Ho bisogno di rimanere fedeli a giacomo... ma è così difficile! Accidenti la mia vita!


// All in italian? Hell yah! Heres a hint for those fo you too lasy to pull out a translator. It's about lesbians. No joke.
//Translated. Awwwwww. Abele's here for you  ;).
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 20, 2011, 11:00:51 AM
Wow, I tried to translate it USING THE SAME TRANSLATOR I used to make it in the first place... It came out horrible...
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Monkey with a gun on June 20, 2011, 11:13:55 AM

Dear Diary,
 Cazo and damned! My new boyfriend is a lesbian! I'm in this, but now I want you ... she and sarah .. Damnit! But what about James?! Damn this is hogwash! Damn ... I need to remain faithful to James ... but it is so difficult! Damn my life!

Something tells me that is wrong.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 20, 2011, 11:17:20 AM
a lot of it is... But it gives a clue.

EDIT:

Dear Diary,
My new boyfriend is a lesbian!
I lol'd.


EDIT:

Dear Diary,
My new Roommate is a lesbian!

Fixed that for ya.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 20, 2011, 01:41:18 PM
Dear diary
Dio's mio... Alex... he kissed me. What am I going to do!? Part of me wants to MURDER him... but... Dannato! Alex you Stupid Bastardo! What were you thinking!? Isn't it hard enough that my female roomate wants me!? Dannato I thought I got over this already... James... Fuck! Idiota Cristina! Idiota Idiota!


*There is a scratched out drawing of something.*
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Monkey with a gun on June 20, 2011, 01:56:30 PM
I blame yuri for being a sex machine.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: JoshB on June 20, 2011, 09:36:23 PM
// NOOOOO. . .Abele wanted you.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 20, 2011, 09:42:05 PM
// NOOOOO. . .Abele wanted you.

// Abele can try. That would mean, after me I have 3 boys, and maybe 2 girls. EDIT: JAmes is winning. Though him being so busy all the time....\\

Dear diary,
Shit... Shit shit shit shit... I don't know what to do... this is aweful... I feel horrible for yelling at Alex like that... But at the same time, he deserved it. And james... He has no clue what is going on... Dannato... I NEED to decide... But I Can't... This... This is...


*The rest of the page is soaked with tears*
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Yuri Sergig on June 21, 2011, 02:20:04 AM
// Iz sad :'(
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 02:37:53 AM
*The whole page is smeared with tears, many words are illegible*
My life is over. ----- left me... I told him about -- and alex... Dammit cristina... why didn't you tell ---- to back off... I can't... I can only trust Sarah... She REALLY cares about me... She even admitted to wanting to take advantage of me... But she didn't... And that's just the thing... I could have ---ped alex.. But I -----... I don'- I...

*The rest of the page is illegible*


// Well damn james, ya runied cristina's life. And Yuri, I hope your happy as well. I blame you.\\
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Yuri Sergig on June 21, 2011, 02:41:18 AM
// What do you mean !?. Oh goddammit...
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 02:43:20 AM
// What do you mean !?. Oh goddammit...
I told james IC abut how you MADE OUT WITH ME. And now he's all pissed. Prepare to be dead when I get on tommorow.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Yuri Sergig on June 21, 2011, 03:02:28 AM
// Oh goddammit..Why do i always flirt with all the goddamm time...So does that mean james is angry or me or ?
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 03:05:41 AM
// Yes, it means he's mad at you, and so is cristina. BTW, I already thought of a plan, and it involves you...\\
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Monkey with a gun on June 21, 2011, 03:07:17 AM
// James is currently pissed at the following people : Sarah Jones, Cristina, Alexski.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 03:11:25 AM
// James is currently pissed at the following people : Sarah Jones, Cristina, Alexski.
WTF did sarah do!? That's it... it's still a prototype. But here it goes. <||:TROLLFACE ACTIVATE||>

~(:^0)
<||:TROLLFACE ADMINISTERED| STATUS| OFFLINE:||>

EDIT: Also, Like we used to, By A rocket to the moon. That is all.(EPIC SONG IS EPIC)
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Monkey with a gun on June 21, 2011, 03:13:45 AM
// Sarah keeps walking up to me and telling me how i am a peice of shit for dumping you...
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Yuri Sergig on June 21, 2011, 03:17:09 AM
// Yes, it means he's mad at you, and so is cristina. BTW, I already thought of a plan, and it involves you...\\
   


// What plan is that ...Hopefolly it isnt a plan that contains Audio abuse or alike against me ...I just wanted to have romance ..Guess i really sure am bad at it ...Sigh D:.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 03:19:04 AM
// Sarah keeps walking up to me and telling me how i am a peice of shit for dumping you...

OH Yeaaaaaah... And to Yuri. It's a secret. But no, it is not abuse.

EDIT: To james, Well... I did smash my head open.. so that has to mean something...(either I'm an insane lunatic, or insanly in love with james)
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Yuri Sergig on June 21, 2011, 03:45:48 AM
// Hope it isnt bad...Perhaps you could be so kind and give me a hint ?.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 03:47:16 AM
// Hope it isnt bad...Perhaps you could be so kind and give me a hint ?.
It includes yo crap... already gave that hint. It includes you talking to james. So... I guess it could result in your abuse... Just not from me! :P
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Vegas on June 21, 2011, 03:49:45 AM
// hahahaha damien feels like he did something bad
mainly because he <:DATA REDACTED:>

what did damien do to you cristinaaaa
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 03:50:32 AM
// hahahaha damien feels like he did something bad
mainly because he <:DATA REDACTED:>

what did damien do to you cristinaaaa
Nothing? I have no clue what you are talking about. Honestly.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Vegas on June 21, 2011, 03:52:05 AM
// "I can only trust Sarah... She REALLY cares about me"

why not damien, he's an okay guy, except for his addiction to Breen's Water
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 03:57:22 AM
You work for her... Your not really being that great.. If I remember correctly Damien revlin says "I can keep this up until you tell me" That does not make you seem like a better person. Sarah figured it out on her own. ALSO, HOW FUCKING DARE YoU TELL JAMES I HAD A CRUSH ON SARAH!  :P The crush was on JAMES. That is all.

(
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Vegas on June 21, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
// never told him anything about sarah, just that you 'had a crush on someone', it was pretty obvious you liked James, you wouldn't say crush because James likes you as well. I only said i 'THINK' she has a crush on sarah, no definite answer.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 04:03:32 AM
// never told him anything about sarah, just that you 'had a crush on someone', it was pretty obvious you liked James, you wouldn't say crush because James likes you as well. I only said i 'THINK' she has a crush on sarah, no definite answer.
Still counts. I call shananigans! This game is over.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Das on June 21, 2011, 04:11:22 AM
// It's good to see Sarah so highly mentioned.
// James is currently pissed at the following people : Sarah Jones, Cristina, Alexski.

Then again maybe not so highly...

// Sarah keeps walking up to me and telling me how i am a peice of shit for dumping you...


// Yes, yes she does. But that's only because he kinda acted like an ass. Not the dumping part, it was how he did it. That and she doesn't really like men in general.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: JoshB on June 21, 2011, 10:36:24 AM
So you make out with Jennifer. . .love James, used to love Alex, and have every male in Citadel Daily after you?
Naice.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 01:34:00 PM
// Fuck, ME
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Bromine on June 21, 2011, 03:11:34 PM
// Y'all are so much drama. Look at me over here just standing like a boss on the balcony.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Vegas on June 21, 2011, 03:35:40 PM
// Bromine being a boss is the best damn thing

(And no, not every male in the citadel daily. Not damien.)
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Martinerrr on June 21, 2011, 03:41:38 PM
So you make out with Jennifer. . .love James, used to love Alex, and have every male in Citadel Daily after you?
Naice.
// I never tried to hit on my boss? Whut.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Kevin on June 21, 2011, 04:39:30 PM
Ah mah gawd so much drama.
Ima make sure one of my characters gets involved.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 04:52:17 PM
Ah mah gawd so much drama.
Ima make sure one of my characters gets involved.
Check out ma sig, it has 527 in it. To be usefull.... It's getting BETTER! James is giving me another chance...
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Bromine on June 21, 2011, 05:37:59 PM
I should get in on this to bust James ass.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 21, 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Dear diary,
I wish I could say this entry will be all good news... But I can't. James took me back, He still doesn't trust me but he's taken me back. The bad news... I found a woman who had been raped today...Appena ho visto la sua inondata indietro... i ricordi... I will not allow this, not in this city. I will catch this... This... Pazzo bastardo and I will make sure he PAYS. The womans name is halley... I also made another friend today... Her name is lottie, she was there wen I found Halley. James has been acting different... Not like, doesn't trust me different... He say's he has something to tell me... I hope we find this guy.. I promised halley I would. No one deserves the pain she took.....


*There are a few teardrops near the end*
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 22, 2011, 03:37:06 AM
Dear diary,
Dammit... I just fixed it up with james but... Sarah... she... I don't know what to do... I met a man today... Tyler... He is a priest.. We did a sermon in my room, with some... guy.. Christopher something or other... But... dammit sarah... DAmmit...
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 23, 2011, 01:19:14 AM
Dear Diary,
This is going to be my last entry, I am disposing of this diary. I kissed sarah, and I feel aweful, but great at the same time... It's horibble. I know on thing, I can not tell james. Not matter what... Sarah... I am so sorry... If it were... If things were different...


//I Ic tossed it in the trash. Weeee.\\
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Vegas on June 23, 2011, 01:28:40 AM
Dear piece of junk, what is this? A diary?

Name's Damien, I saw some sort of book in the trash and I fished it out as I should, in case it was contraband I should report, but would you look at that, it's full of my old bosses 'diary' entries. Heh, who would have thought. Almost half of this is in Italian, and I don't know how to speak that, but hey, I know most of my old bosses secrets now. Hehehe.


// You never PROPERLY disposed of it.. haahahhahaha
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Vegas on June 23, 2011, 01:31:12 AM
** Several of Cristina's entries have been dismembered by Damien writing over it with: 'WILLIAM SMITH IS AWESOME'

// http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xsDdIByh8A&feature=related
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Bromine on June 23, 2011, 01:33:59 AM
// OH GOD I JIZZED
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Das on June 23, 2011, 01:37:49 AM
Dear Diary,
This is going to be my last entry, I am disposing of this diary. I kissed sarah, and I feel aweful, but great at the same time... It's horibble. I know on thing, I can not tell james. Not matter what... Sarah... I am so sorry... If it were... If things were different...


//I Ic tossed it in the trash. Weeee.\\

// Sarah fucking hates this. She will do what she can to get Cristina. Mark my words. Sarah Will have Cristina in the end, or maybe kill herself.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Vegas on June 23, 2011, 01:39:14 AM
// Damien knows all
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Das on June 23, 2011, 01:40:44 AM
// Oh, and I'm gonna retell this, and everything in the future as a soap opera, called "Under the Union, Under the sheets." (the title's a work in progress)
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 23, 2011, 01:43:41 AM
// OH GOD NO. Damiens gonna get all up in ma grill wih all ma secrets! FAAAAAAAAAAK. And das. Dont worry, I am sending you a PM right now... It will explain everything.... *BUM BUM BUUUUUUUMMMMMM*
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Das on June 23, 2011, 01:45:21 AM
// OH GOD NO. Damiens gonna get all up in ma grill wih all ma secrets! FAAAAAAAAAAK. And das. Dont worry, I am sending you a PM right now... It will explain everything.... *BUM BUM BUUUUUUUMMMMMM*

//Fine, but I still want to make my soap opera.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: YankeeSamurai on June 23, 2011, 01:47:17 AM
// And now, live on teh BreenScreen... UNDER THE UNION, UNDER THE SHEETS. Brought to you in Technicolor.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 23, 2011, 01:48:13 AM
PM AWAY! Should arrive shortly. Also, to damien
<::|TROLLFACE ONLINE| TARGET| MONICLE BOY|::>

~(:^0)

<::|DIRECT HIT|TROLLFACE MISSION COMPLETE| RETURNING TO OFFLINE STATUS|::>
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Das on June 23, 2011, 01:50:51 AM
// And now, live on teh BreenScreen... UNDER THE UNION, UNDER THE SHEETS. Brought to you in Technicolor.

// See, Yankee knows talent when he sees it. It would be fucking hillarious if this was on the Breencast.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 23, 2011, 01:51:28 AM
// And now, live on teh BreenScreen... UNDER THE UNION, UNDER THE SHEETS. Brought to you in Technicolor.

// See, Yankee knows talent when he sees it. It would be fucking hillarious if this was on the Breencast.
TBH It would. But the things that go on, the UU would NEVER air it. NEVAAARRR
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: YankeeSamurai on June 23, 2011, 01:54:11 AM
// If we could get this shown on the Terminal movie screen, it would be so fucking lulsy...  Dr. Hidake will host the cast party.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 23, 2011, 01:54:57 AM
// If we could get this shown on the Terminal movie screen, it would be so fucking lulsy...  Dr. Hidake will host the cast party.
Can I use my lesbian power and kiss her? PLEAAASSSSEEEEE? ;D
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Das on June 23, 2011, 01:56:09 AM
// If we could get this shown on the Terminal movie screen, it would be so fucking lulsy...  Dr. Hidake will host the cast party.
// And now, live on teh BreenScreen... UNDER THE UNION, UNDER THE SHEETS. Brought to you in Technicolor.

// See, Yankee knows talent when he sees it. It would be fucking hillarious if this was on the Breencast.
TBH It would. But the things that go on, the UU would NEVER air it. NEVAAARRR

// Oh, believe me, I will find a way, though it would be funny if they did. I must go work on it right now.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: YankeeSamurai on June 23, 2011, 01:59:23 AM
// The Union Board of Censorship will get to work right away.
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 23, 2011, 02:02:38 AM
// The Union Board of Censorship will get to work right away.
Again, I must kiss the City Administrator. I WILL. I DEMAND IT! BLOOD FOR THE BLO- I mean...
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Das on June 23, 2011, 05:05:42 PM
// This is all Sarah has to say about the situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivyZUYeXeJo
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: [FPSN]Bokslag on June 25, 2011, 02:20:38 AM
*Crsitina has started a new diary in a new book*
I thought I could... could decide but... I don't... I don't know... Sarah is... she's... What am I going to do? Nothing is right anymore.... Nothing... I know it's only right to pick james but.... He did leave me... and... Sarah's always been by my side... I don't KNOW! If I could just... just... quit... stop all of this... Ever since james entered my life.. Everything has been horrible.. But I feel this new.. this new kind of happy. I never loved before this... It's amazing... but horrible... A horrible dream, or an amazing nightmare... all the same... I need to choose.

//James, thank me. Or ima dispose of my diary again.\\
Title: Re: Cristina Rizzo's Diary
Post by: Kevin on June 28, 2011, 05:20:48 PM
This REALLY should be in the terminal lol
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