Serious 30-35 words storytell

[Dallas]

Both a mixture of the sudden rain and the loss of his toy distressed John greatly, he proceeded to...

[Lewis]

... cry deeply but then John was happy when the NSPCC anti child abuse advert came on in the background.

[Mr.Qman]

..As he looked over to check the T.V he saw that Katawa Shoujo was on the computer, he then began to...

[Teitoku Ippan]

...sit down, playing through the last save game which was during Act 3 of Hanako's arc. He felt saddened at the events occurring and reached for a...

[Pielolz]

..Razor to cut himself in his endless misery

[rBST Cow]

He then said to himself "lol what the fuck am I doing" and went to a local bar....a gay bar.

[Nicknero]

However, during his leave he suddenly gets reminded about the raid happening in his house when he gets to the door.

(feqs stop derailing story lol)

[Dallas]

He remembers how they opened the door, got on the floor....

[???Jesusfreak???]

He saw 3 robbers inside the house, attempting to search for drugs, he took his "deadly" bat which were a toy light-sword with nails on and went straight at the first one near the kitchen and aimed for the head...

[Teitoku Ippan]

He swung it at his head, the bat crushing his head, jamming the skull through the brain. The Robber was struck down (DF reference lol). The other two charged at him, and John...

[Lewis]

Was beaten to the ground and had his teeth kicked in while his cat sat and watched.

[Nicknero]

Everything went black and the next time he woke up he found himself in the hospital. He tries to remember what happened, how he got here and how long he was sleeping.

Item lost: nailed lightsaber.
Item got: Get-well flowers and cards on his table in his hospital room.

[rBST Cow]

He looks at the get well card and sees that it's from his stalker. It would read "I'm watching you". He would think to himself "what the fuck holy shit". He then would get a heart attack from being so scared. The doctors and stuff would revive him and make him ok again. A few days later he wakes up in the middle of the night and thinks of...

[Nicknero]

...his ex girlfriend. He tries to go back instead but unable to do so. He decides to unzip his pants and start jerking off to the thoughts of his ex girlfriend while exactly at that moment the female doctor on night shifts walks in.

[???Jesusfreak???]

In embarrassment, he quickly attempts to hide what he did, the female doctor went over to him, and checked his drop. On her nametag John could read her name. Her name was...

(has to be a female name!)

(and I try to save this shit for going to be a porn written book.)