Hey all, I know only a few people here will give a shit about this, but it's Albert Zeitspien here - not been RPing for a while, and I'm taking a holiday from it, until I get my new computer - framerates of 10~ really do make RP difficult.

See you all around.
Mort

Well, fair enough - I was unaware of this and have never experianced any reprimand for it before, so at least cut me slack there.
However, you can understand my confusion and assumption at the minge combine through the log.

Also, I am still highly angry about the SMG Rage S2K you put in my crown.
Either way, that was a fucking stupid idea, man.

APEX-03.313
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Detained and searched me for running - I've been playing here about a month and have NEVER been reprimanded for running, althought I've had an occasional player/admin remind me (not the stunbaton kind of reminding), and I've been trying to kick the habit.

Anyway, then he searched me against a wall and said, "Cleaned", "Move along!".
I said to him, "Uh, untie me then?"
To which he replied, "Do you want a level 3 verdict?"
So I was WTFing at this point, and decided to just walk off, get cut by another officer OOC and report him.
He then runs infront of me and tells me to stop, and that he's now going to beat me for running.
I was like, "WTF, you just released me after searching me for running, now you've changed your mind? You don't beat people for running!"
He says that you do, and I just tell him to eat shit, stop bullshitting, to cut my ties and void this fail, then about 3/4's into the fight he says that he was saying "Move along!" to someone else. I didn't hear anyone walk up next to him, so I assumed this was bullshit.
I just walked off saying, "Void this fail RP, stop trying to block my way".
I get onto the street, about halfway to another officer the bastard FUCKING S2K's me in the head with a burst from his SMG and LOOCs, "Void!".

Requesting pk/ban.
My Character = Albert Zeitspien 61641
Offender = APEX-03.313

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Thanks y'all.

Player Area

Steam Name: Mort432

Age: 16

How long have you been Roleplaying? (can be any game): I'd say for about... 7 or so years, if you mean ANY roleplaying game. Decent roleplaying games? About a year or so. -.-

How long have you been playing Serious GMod RP?: I'd say about 100 or so of my 500 GMOD RPing hours. I was brought up on DarkRP, unfortunately. Thankfully, I played some serious IRL roleplaying games which kicked those old habits.

Character Area

Authorization(s): Advanced knowledge of the three basic sciences.

Name: Albert Zeitspien
Age: 48
Gender: Male
Affiliation: Citizen/Loyalist
What has caused your character to require these authorizations?

Albert is a very playful person at times, and enjoys tinkering with inventions, as well as indulging in the other sciences. Obviously, as he used to work in Black Mesa his job was his hobby and losing that stung for him.

What will these authorizations give your character in regards to perks or defects?
P: Can salvage parts from various sources and utilise them in creating inventions, primarily of a mechanical nature. (I tested creating a little Slum Pet, "Puppy", a washing machine on wheels - went down really well, but was told to get auths).


What do you plan to do with these perks/defects?
Create basic little contraptions as a means of creative outlet for Albert and a way to entertain and bring joy to the people of the slums.

Will anyone else need these auths? (If so, list OOC and IC name(s))
No.

Extra Notes (optional)
Once again, the Puppy Washing Machine Creation really pleased a lot of people and created quite a stir with the CCA and with other players.

With regards to my backstory, I know I've said I'm a doctor and a Black Mesa scientist, I'll explain:-

Albert was a scientist of all trades, but specialised in Biology. He went on to become a doctor, and finally a cheif-of-medicine at a hospital. During his time there, he was approached to join Black Mesa, which he gladly accepted.

Back story modification - I left Black Mesa about 5 years before the resonance cascade events (the events of HL1) - as such, there were no records of my ever being a Black Mesa Scientist, so I was never tracked down by the military, and I was not a resonance-cascade escapee. Also, OOC, I have completed my GCSE's and have enough knowledge of the topics and of common sense to know what I can and can't build/make.

Also, an admin at one point nearly took away my pet flags when it came to Puppy, but let me keep them as long as I stop asspulling, which I have done - thanks, whoever that was.

Your backstory has a major flaw. Anyone affiliated with the black mesa incident was found by the military pre war. Hence, all black mesa employees were killed apart from the 6 canon characters, Gordon, Mossman, Elie, Kleiner, Magnessun, and Barny. I have a question for you. How do I know you OOCly have a strong knowledge of Bio, Chem, and Physics? OOC knowledge is required to have IC knowledge.
Pending... ~Statua

The nessacery changed have been made. I await your response.

Just remember that black mesa employees were sworn to secrecy so anything you saw in there you keep to yourself. If you had to keep it to yourself for five years before the war (which was one year before the resonessence cascade) it would have become a habit to keep information to yourself. Don't asspull materials or "find" rare materials.
Accepted ~Statua

Thanks, I won't.

I'm 16, and my ex-girlfriend, who left me and went lesbian, wants me to take her virginity for her 16th birthday.

I'm not usually the sexual type - I'll go so far, but not have sex.

We broke up angry, and I'm still angry at her, she did a lot of stuff that pissed me off.

What do?

Answer poll + comment.

No, it's just a mistake. Simplest way to explain:-

What We Experianced:
Her asking how to make blood clot faster, panicking and typing "tell me now tell me now" after a very maudelin speech. Her typing then being reduced to random keyboard smashes and "I love you" desperately smashed into the keyboard, then utter silence from 4AM GMT to 11AM GMT. The spouse knew she was depressed and, let's face it, from what we saw, what else would we assume? We thought Kassandra had killed herself.

What Kassandra Experianced:
Her entering an anxiety attack, and having a severe nose bleed (hense the blood clot panic), her then losing hair flow and panicking, smashing they keyboard, trying to get the message out, her then resigning herself, thinking that she's going to die and typing "I love you" over and over, then passing out, falling out of the bed and entering deep unconsciousness, which we approximated to death. She remains in this state until the GMT Morning.

What You Experianced:
Me coming here saying that the death is possible, and then after I finally contact Mr. Dills, us agreeing that suicide is most likely, and posting so here.

Kassandra wakes up at 11AM GMT and we're all like "WTF is going on!?" and discover exactly what happened. It then gets posted here, and things are hunky dory. People however, seem to be upset that she's not dead because now it's a "hoax". -.-

Either way, Kassandra was unconscious for the duration.

Oh sweet jesus christ, it's a miracle, praise be jesus. The dead have risen.

Her panicking and saying "How do I clot blood faster?!" was when she entered an anxiety attack and her nose started bleeding.

The gibberish was the rest of her anxiety attack.

The silence was her, getting knocked out cold as she falls out of bed.

The shattering was me, as I ground my teeth so hard they broke.

Feel free to post lulz here.

Thank you, Martiner.