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Half-Life 2 Roleplay / RP Hiatus

« on: September 14, 2011, 01:07:14 PM »

Hey all, I know only a few people here will give a shit about this, but it's Albert Zeitspien here - not been RPing for a while, and I'm taking a holiday from it, until I get my new computer - framerates of 10~ really do make RP difficult.

See you all around.
Mort

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Half-Life 2 Roleplay / Reporting a failcombine.

« on: July 20, 2011, 02:40:01 PM »

APEX-03.313
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Detained and searched me for running - I've been playing here about a month and have NEVER been reprimanded for running, althought I've had an occasional player/admin remind me (not the stunbaton kind of reminding), and I've been trying to kick the habit.

Anyway, then he searched me against a wall and said, "Cleaned", "Move along!".
I said to him, "Uh, untie me then?"
To which he replied, "Do you want a level 3 verdict?"
So I was WTFing at this point, and decided to just walk off, get cut by another officer OOC and report him.
He then runs infront of me and tells me to stop, and that he's now going to beat me for running.
I was like, "WTF, you just released me after searching me for running, now you've changed your mind? You don't beat people for running!"
He says that you do, and I just tell him to eat shit, stop bullshitting, to cut my ties and void this fail, then about 3/4's into the fight he says that he was saying "Move along!" to someone else. I didn't hear anyone walk up next to him, so I assumed this was bullshit.
I just walked off saying, "Void this fail RP, stop trying to block my way".
I get onto the street, about halfway to another officer the bastard FUCKING S2K's me in the head with a burst from his SMG and LOOCs, "Void!".

Requesting pk/ban.
My Character = Albert Zeitspien 61641
Offender = APEX-03.313

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If I'm in the wrong place to post this, kindly tell me where to post this and lock the thread so I can copypasta this over to the right place.
Thanks y'all.

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Half-Life 2 Roleplay / Wet Dream Window Jizzing Semen Licking RP

« on: July 18, 2011, 05:48:43 PM »

[Hairy guy with small ...] says "I had a little accident last night, sir."
CCA.C8-APEX-04.993 says "<:: ..."
CCA.C8-APEX-04.993 says "<:: Haha."
[LOOC] Mike Daring: LOL!
[LOOC] Albert Zeitspien: Roflcopter.
CCA.C8-APEX-04.993 says "<:: I can't believe this guy, citizen, what did you do?"

Out of Character for OOC:

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General Discussion / Relationship/Sex Confusion - Halp [Poll]

« on: July 15, 2011, 02:46:41 PM »

I'm 16, and my ex-girlfriend, who left me and went lesbian, wants me to take her virginity for her 16th birthday.

I'm not usually the sexual type - I'll go so far, but not have sex.

We broke up angry, and I'm still angry at her, she did a lot of stuff that pissed me off.

What do?

Answer poll + comment.

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Half-Life 2 Roleplay / Kassandra Draw/Kassandra Franklyn

« on: July 14, 2011, 01:18:14 AM »

It is my understanding, that early in the morning of July the 14th 2011, GMT, around 4AM, "Kassandra Draw"'s player, Kassandra Franklyn, commited suicide by opening unknown major blood vessels and bleeding to death.

I have yet to determine whether this is really fact, but a suicidologist has confirmed it would appear to be legit.

I will be monitoring her account to check for any sign of trickery.

She will be missed greatly.

Rest In Peace

Thank You.

It turns out that she actually had a severe panic attack, and hasn't actually committed suicide.

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General Discussion / CG User Record

« on: July 11, 2011, 10:50:50 PM »