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General => General Discussion => Social Discussion => Topic started by: SaoulZod on August 03, 2011, 08:45:07 AM
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...and I saw a notification that I was tagged in a status... so I was like "m'okay... I'll read it."
It was a girl I'd been seeing a few weeks ago, and she was whining for some reason about me, I didn't read it too closely, a lot of "I hate you" and "I slept with your best friend" (To which my reply to the latter was "AWESOME! She's a nice girl.")
So I sent her a message titled: "You're right, and I'm sorry."
The message comprised of a long-winded explainational story of how I'd be having some bad times lately and that it was perfectly natural for her to act like this... basically turning the whole thing into my favor. She apologized and asked if I could ever forgive her... Now, she's got 500 friends (roughly) and they all know me. My reputation is damaged, obviously, and I wasn't feeling nice at this point (Because 19 messages of me apologizing and she's just now getting it? Fuck that.) So I sent this.
I can't forgive you and this is why.... because bicycles made of ham are the greatest experience a puppy can have while doing cartwheels down a giant mountain of cheese that ends in chocolate syrup. In the syrup are gumdrops made of root beer flavoring and they all make you float up like in that Charlie and Chocolate Factory, then when you're floating the sky that dragon-dog thing from the Never-ending Story comes up and breaths smoke on you forcing you to a reality where you didn't age and you knew the future in every event so you decide to fight crime but the criminal is super smart and rich and is better than you in any way shape or form and you have to use your powers to outsmart him without the super intelligence he has. After you did that and he was thwarted, he'd say something along the lines of "There's no hope for you now, Gadget!" and then burst into cotton-candy where a dozen little children will eat him and their moms will get pissed at you and have to take them to the dentist, who turns out to be Macho Man Randy Savage wearing a dress and he screams "OH YEEEEEAH!" while pulling the teeth that are filled with cavities and replacing them with tiny saw-blades so the children can eat meat more efficiently. The operation would go over so well that it becomes the standard for children and all Vegetarianism ceases to exist because all the kids like the efficiency of the teeth and the pleasure they receive when they use them so you decide to look into the issue and it turns out that it's the Criminal Arch-nemesis from the start of the story and he put microchips in the children's teeth that make them crave human meat and they all start eating their parents, eventually they corner you and you die then the puppy from the very beginning comes in and pisses on Macho-Man Randy Savage's dress and he screams in terror then melts like the Wicked Witch of the West while yelling "And your little doggy too!". Then the dog rides away on the Ham Bicycle, over the gumdrops, through the syrup, up the cheese mountain to reach God's Sanctum where God gives the puppy a milkbone and the puppy curls up and sits at God's feet. Then God suddenly sports a full mega-mountain man beard and screams "OH YEEEEEEEAH!" and then the movie ends. Sincerely, Fuck you, I'm not accepting your apology, I'm tired of jumping through hoops for you.
My question... too harsh?
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Not harsh enough, you need to go deeper.
No pun, reference or meaning intended.
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Recommend me something, because I am sensing that there will be backlash.
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Tell her that if she can't accept your apology she isn't worthy of anyone's acceptance or apology either because clearly she is a backstabbing slut.
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Now that's just unnecessary. I'm an asshole, but not inconsiderate. I put a puppy in my "Fuck you" because I'm too nice to be upfront with it.
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It might be time to grow a pair, save your dignity and stand up for yourself then.
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Well, I'm not in High School anymore. It's not like I'm horribly scarred or socially hurt because of this. Any sense of "Dignity" in anyone's eyes stopped when we all graduated. You can't carry problems to the real world and there's nothing to stand up for. I've been called worse by better people. She knows that and so do her "friends".
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Then they aren't worthy of your time. Disregard females, acquire currency.
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Appropriate response, but I'm lonely.
I think I'm going to fuck with her for a few more days until I find a new target. I might be a nice guy, but I like seeing people suffer. So I help them, then make it work to help them again... vicious cycle of preying on others.
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I can tell that we are gonna be friends. Nothing like trolling unaware meat.
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Yep, you and I could share quite a few words.
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Eh, guys?
No trolling is allowed. Posting troll comments will result in a warning issued and if it continues a forum ban will be the solution.
That wall of text of yours is just trolling.
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That wall of text was a legitimate situation in my life. It was trolling to one person, yes, but I was asking advice here.
I tried to be nice, honestly did, so I came to ask if I went to far with it and actually forgive her or not.
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Just don't forgive her.
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Eh, guys?
No trolling is allowed. Posting troll comments will result in a warning issued and if it continues a forum ban will be the solution.
That wall of text of yours is just trolling.
He ment if someone trolls you for being personal, it is bad. It says no troll coments, not just no trolling in genearal.
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Any dumb ho who openly talks about hating others and sleeping with peoples friends on facebook are the ones people will actually care about. People will read what she said and probably just be like wow shes a bitch
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Well I'm tardy to the party. But my opinion if she is sleeping around it sounds like she wants the label slurry tramp bitch whore who post their personal problems on Facebook, if she has a problem with you she should talk to you personally about. And trolling her I think is the least possible hurtful thing you can do.
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Question: How high were you when you wrote this?
Warning issued. Trolling/Unserious comment ~ Crap-Head
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Threads dead. Penguin. Dont bump a thread when its like a month old.
Locked.