Fuck you and hi.TosserAre you ready for HL2RP?Always...Do you know all of my secrets?Every single oneAre you a homosexual?No, sir, I am not.Are you British?Yes.Are you American?No.Are you human?Or are we dancers? Or Timelords?Are you ready for your new position sire?Yes, I'm always ready for a new position Have you signed up on any dating sites?Ohgodno.jpegHow often do you visit porn sites?Enough to shame myself sufficiently Do you masturbate with an image of a female you know in your mind? No, I imagine a snail moving across a tootpick-- I find it arousingAre you in to Dominatrix's?Well, not really given it a chanceCan I fondel you?No, please, no.May I have a deep relationship with one of your 16 year old female family members?My twin brother is 16... So you certainly may not.I know you want some of this black dick.That's not a question, silly.
Hallo dies ist Red und ich bin über dich lustig machen in Deutsch har har.wowWill you be making 155 do stupid shit(fulfill your sex fantasies) now that you can boss him around?No... What got you started on the Doctor Who series?The 2005 re-boot(I know I will regret asking this) As someone who has never watched an episode of Doctor Who, which Doctor should I start out with if I want to get into it?I would say start from 9 (season 1 2005 re-boot) because that's where I started but if you can't be fucked with 7 glorious seasons the start with 11 (season 5 onwards) as it does a good job introducing the showWhy did Dr. Eolas rape Dr. Iglesias in my dreams?You have weird dreams, Eolas is a pimp.Would you say yes to a CA party once the server is back up? (That is if I can get over my new crippling fear of rape from Dr. Eolas)House and I are already having one.I have a black Yorkiepoo by the name of Noel, r u jelly?noCan 017 and 155 'inspect' the new recruits together? I.E. spankie time.wtf manWhat do you think of.........the weather recently, crazy right?fucking wind outside is crazyAlso what do you think of me? I like to jump on bandwagons.You're a decent bloke, good rp'r, chill guy. I enjoy talking to you.
Why do they call you the cheese roller?
I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF ALL TIMEWhat do you think of me?
I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF ALL TIMEWhat do you think of me?You are a bro, ye. srs: You're a pretty cool guy, helpful and approachable while being good at what you do.
Well when we were having sex I thought you smelled a little funn-Oh wait this isn't my thread uhhhhEND SENTENCE BEGIN ANEW!"<:: Hello ma'am, 155 here."<:: Oh, hello, 155."<:: Ma'am, why are you always in a cheerful mood?""<:: I like my job.""<:: Why do I always get the feeling you are either about to beat me or do... eh... something else...""<:: I have no idea why you would feel that.""<:: For all the time i've known you, I realize I don't really know you."<:: And yet I can't say the same about you...""<:: How does it feel to be an officer, thinking of offing yourself yet?"**017 just laughs slightly**"<:: Which divison do you think I did best in, 017?""<::APEX, you were as useful as a bead curtain door in an armory when you were in UNIFROM.""<:: I have been hearing talk about some sort of 'A-Team' around the Nexus. I'm hurt that you didn't invite me to your little club.""<::It was an old joke, inspection team with varied members, you'd only cramp our style.""<:: Anymore nightmares about 03109?""<:: You say the strangest things.""<:: For my final question, which I have been hearing all around the Nexus recently for some reason, what do you think of me? Please don't tell me you secretly hold feelings for me though, I don't feel like getting a beating for PDA.""<:: You're a damn good unit who makes poor divisional choices. I think that's enough questions for now.answer these ic foops. Yes this is what i have been reduced to, rping in an ama thread oh god
Do you enjoy unicorns?NoDid you always feel sexually attracted to 909?wtf man, you guys are so weirdIf your unit likes face time with other units, why doesn't she get an iPhone?apple products are overpricedWould you hurt 909 if he started playing games on his datapad?yesDid you know that "Guess who/what/why." is supposed to end with a period and not a question mark?orly?Do you find me annoying?No, I don'y.I love you.D'aaw.
<:: Ma'am, it's 745. I have a couple questions. May I please ask them. (You said yes)<:: As a unit, do you think i'm ready to move on to my next rank?<:: Which division- Nevermind.<:: What do you want me to do as a unit for you ma'am?<:: What do you think I should do when you're hurt ma'am?<:: What kind of unit am I?<:: What do you think of me ma'am?
Quote from: Morgan Freeman on December 28, 2012, 10:51:42 PM<:: Ma'am, it's 745. I have a couple questions. May I please ask them. (You said yes)<:: As a unit, do you think i'm ready to move on to my next rank?<:: Which division- Nevermind.<:: What do you want me to do as a unit for you ma'am?<:: What do you think I should do when you're hurt ma'am?<:: What kind of unit am I?<:: What do you think of me ma'am?* 155 drops into the conversation unannounced and gives 745 a mean look."<:: See, what I tell ya? People asking that crappy question all over the place!"
>No matter what happens, no matter how old I get.>I'll never forget...>Fats Mcgee. And his Retard Three.
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