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Support & Help / Gmod wont work
« on: September 06, 2012, 06:32:40 PM »
Each time I attempt to enter a server I get this:

I did delete some files from steam, but it was souce related, EX: Team Fortress 2.
Why is gmod all of a sudden not letting me enter servers?

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Guides / Re: Character Archetypes. A base for anyone to use
« on: September 05, 2012, 09:13:05 PM »
This is very nice, I liek the pictures yea.

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"Ask Me Anything" / Re: Ask Quarantine Anything
« on: September 05, 2012, 08:46:21 PM »
Hi?

What do you think of me? (RP wise and CG wise)

Favorite food?

Favorite show?

Penis or anus? (sorry had to do it ($ectly 8isexual))

Favorite book?

Favorite subject?

Tacos?

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"Ask Me Anything" / Ask Just a Panda Anything!
« on: September 03, 2012, 09:37:57 PM »
(REVAMPED)
Yes I know I used to already have one but there was a question on my old one:

Quote
By D3AD_SIL3NT
What do you think of me?

I am sorry I never got around to your question, I will awnser it now.
You are a cool guy, I don't mind having you around on CG.

No one comment on my old AMA it is a month old. I guess it is about time that I answered that question, do not get butthurt about this AMA. I was afraid I would get in trouble for replying on an month old AMA. Do not comment on the old one.

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Creations / A Week to Remember
« on: September 02, 2012, 08:15:54 PM »
                                                                                                                     A Week to Remember

(I thought the music would fit the story quite nicely)
Spoiler for Hiden:
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvcQWRpRcZI" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvcQWRpRcZI</a>

        John Smith
 Day: Last Day
 October 4th, 2015

 It was just like yesterday, the girl I met that week went by so fast. It was such a great time seeing her. It all went by so fast and I let so much go. I hope it doesn't happen again. She was... beautiful; so, whats the word? I can't put my tongue on it. By she was like... a piece of music. You had the beginning and it is just so beautiful , then you have the chorus and it is just so... "wow! That was amazing". Then it goes back to the regular schedule and all your thinking is "man! I want that chorus to come back!" but you have to give it time. Then the amazing chorus comes back and you are just enjoying it the whole time. The the music begins to wrap up, the scene dies down... then you wait for the next day to arrive. Oh man, she was so... unexplainable. Yea that is the word... unexplainable. Oh man, what I would give to see her face one more time. It all went by so fast... I want it to change this time. I am guessing it is time I hit the hay in-order for the next day to arrive I suppose.

Post Auto-Merged: September 02, 2012, 08:32:01 PM

 John Smith
Day: 2
September 29, 2015

 Oh man, a new family has just arrived in the house for sale across the street! I can't wait to greet them! There seemed to be 2 kids and a woman. I wonder why is she all alone taking care of two wild kids? She seemed to have a hard enough time getting them into the house. I wonder if I can help her; she seems like a nice lady. I hope she is nice... she had a well dressed attire for buying a new shelter for her family. The two kids seemed to be 15 and 17. They seemed very energetic but nice and sweet. They were also well dressed. Their mom seemed to be like a confident woman by the way she walked and looked. I am looking forward to greeting her. Better get my present over there first before any other neighbors do. I am kinda nervous, but it so something to look forward to. I must be on my way instead of wasting my time with this notepad. Phew, already sweating, I don't know what she will say!

Post Auto-Merged: September 03, 2012, 12:10:03 AM

 John Smith
Day: 2 (Night)
September 29th, 2015

 I went over to her house and it was amazing. She invited me in and the house just made me... awe struck. She must have worked hard to set up the house in such a short period of time. Well, I mean... decorations are the only thing up but on to the point. She invited me in. I came in and she was already done with dinner. She looked dirty and sweaty from her hard work. The teenagers came down and sat on the floor with us and began to eat. But it was like everything darkened out and a spotlight began to shine on her beautiful looking face. Everything was perfect about her. I didn't even care if she was dirty or sweaty. We laugh and told stories to each other when the teenagers went to sleep. We had a good time laughing, telling stories, playing board games. Then it came time she finally opened the present I gifted her. She unwrapped it and what revealed from the wrapping was a picture frame. It had golden linings and aluminum golden stripes. It was a perfect day. She got tired and I had to leave. As I left I felt the last warm feel of her threshold. Something felt..... magical... about her. when we first laid eyes on each other it was like true love at first site. I can't wait to see her tomorrow.

Post Auto-Merged: September 03, 2012, 02:23:02 PM

 John Smith
September 30th, 2015
Day: 3

 I haven't seen her for a while, her car is not in the driveway like it used to be. I wonder where she could be. I hope she is not in trouble. Soon I'll be driving down to the cliff to relax. I am kinda worried, her car wasn't here this morning nor this afternoon. Where could she be?! I walked over there and the only person there was one of the teenagers. His name was Andrew, even Andrew knew nothing about her where-a-bouts.  I am very worried about her. Maybe she is at the cliff relaxing? Forget it, the cliff is my secret place to relax. I guess a ew hours of waiting wouldn't hurt... but there is something I want to tell her...

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"Ask Me Anything" / Re: Ask RTLK (almost)Anything
« on: August 26, 2012, 05:50:44 PM »
Hi

What is your opinon about me?

Have you ever watched Doctor Who?

What is your favorite type of game? (racing, shooting, ect.)

Do you own any pets?

DO you think I am mentally retarded?

lolhi


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Creations / Re: Dr. William Coomer's Journal (Black Mesa) Chapter One
« on: August 26, 2012, 03:01:30 PM »
This is not that bad besides the fact you did it with windows movie maker. I kinda gave up on the OCRP trailer.

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Creations / Re: Ante Bellum (An Outlands inspired short story)
« on: August 26, 2012, 02:57:46 PM »
Wow man, This is really nice, I wished most of my stories turned out like this, Ussally I don't have enough time in my day to make one like this  :P.

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"Ask Me Anything" / Re: Torture information from David 8
« on: August 25, 2012, 08:09:13 PM »
Hi

What do you think of me?

Do you like Doctor Who?

What is your favorite game?

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"Ask Me Anything" / Re: Ask Smt Anything
« on: August 25, 2012, 05:51:01 PM »
What is your opinon about me?

Do you think I am mentally retarded?

Have you ever had your balls hit the metal part of a bike?

What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?


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Support & Help / LoL won't start up!
« on: August 25, 2012, 09:50:28 AM »
For pretty much a month now I have tried to start up LoL but it just got to the loading screen and when I clicked play nothing happened! WTF Happened to it, I need help!

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Creations / The Battle for Garath
« on: August 22, 2012, 07:22:40 PM »
(note: I am not well with the medival age so my story may be a bit confusing, which I will edit in another part of the story explaining confusing parts. Please, reply, constructive criticism is good, also comment on confusing parts and I will update the story.)

Music that I thought that may fit it, I don't know.
Spoiler for Hiden:
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxtnFs7lpA4" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxtnFs7lpA4</a> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSCNS851Rg" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSCNS851Rg</a>
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbdTeKo14Jw" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbdTeKo14Jw</a>

                                                                                       The Battle for Garath
                                                       
 It was fall, 1622, leaves surrounded the courtyards of the huge kingdom of Garath. The villagers lived happily in there cottages under the high-mounted kingdom. The peasants walked up 100 steps to get to the kingdom, followed by more into the throne room. The peasants would walk in and take off their vests and feel the nice warm fire. They sat around the throne room and waited for a guard to let them enter the throne room to speak to the king and queen of Garath. They would look around the throne room nervously. The guards held their sharp pole-arms near their chest tightly. As the peasant stood in front of the King and Queen she cleared her throat. She looked up and began to speak. "H-hello King Richard and Queen Matilda, I c-come tell word of a-a theif that umm..."

 She clenched her hat tightly and began to sweat. She looked down in thought and then looked back up to begin speaking. "Yes t-there is a thief on the l-loose and I j-j-just wanted to warn you about this thief" The king stroked his beard in thought. As guards transported her out she looked back with a scared expression. The same guards came back in to report to the King.

"Nigel, Howard, I both want you out with John and Kah'Hul" said the King with his booming voice.

The King looked like a man with gold everything, he looked very clean and smart, but spoiled. He had a gold robe and musket. A purple cape with a lion symbol on it. Black leather boots. Black leather leggings with the robe around them. Black leather vest under the robe. And clanging change whenever he moves. He had a longish red beard and curly afroish red hair. He had a gold crown with purple sidings that had the lion symbol also on it. His eyes were greyish blueish, his nose was stubby, roundish. And his math was big with his mustache and beard surrounding it. He also had sideburns that were also red leading from his hair into his facial hair.

"Y-yes sir!"

 They both saluted and headed out the doorway.

"Also, tell Amber, Dona, Jacob, and Matterson to get in here" said the King again.

 Both of the men marched out the door positivetly. As the shut the huge, bronze doors the 4 guards stood in front of the two the two other guards, Nigel and Howard.

"What d-does the K-king want us f-f-for?" asked Amber with her soft, wobbly voice.

"We don't know, but there is a thief on the loose and guards are being sent outside the kingdom to search the village's below" replied  Nigel with a gravely voice.

 The group of 4 entered the throne room. The slowly entered in, their legs wobbled and their faces sweated. Their armor shook with their wobbly legs. Each step was followed with a loud CLANK noise. The Queen began to speak.

"Guards, we need two of you on the west side of the villages and the other two on the east side, we will send more guards down to assist" Said the Queen with her old, loud, 'treble clef' sounding voice.

"Yes madam!"

 The four immediately rushed out of the throne room. The King and Queen sent more guards out till there was a few number of guards roaming the Kingdom. Suddenly the glass on top of the throne room busted, glass fell on both of the guards in the middle of the throne room receiving orders from the King and Queen. The both cowarded behind the armor the Queen sat up and the King stood up and un-sheathed his musket and spatha. Two black figures in suits reeled down on ropes. One of the guards came behind one of the suits to attack. More black figures reeled down. Guards busted into the throne room to investigate the yelling and screaming. Guards yelled as they battled the black figures. The Queen ran behind her throne as a knife was thrown into it. The King fired off a few shots of his musket, hitting a few black figurines.

 The shot black figurines fell quickly at the sound of the musket. The sound was heard from the Kingdom. The villages began to start up with talking and screaming of fear. Guards stood at the walls with the Arquebuss ready. Gaurds ruched up the stairs to the Kingdom. Back at the Kingdom battle was happening. Black Figures fell through the roof quickly, The Kind fended off the figures in suits with his steel spatha. Then the King watched as a guard fell down from a sword hitting him in the neck. The guard fell onto the steps, the King rushed to the guard down. The King killed the figures swarming his body. He looked into the almost closed eyes of the guard.

"I am sorry Alph... I am so sorry" said the King as tears began to fill his eyes, he looked back as he watched another guard die. He pulled out his musket and killed the remaining figures. He looked back at the guard in his hands, he was dead. The King looked at his closed eyes. As tears began to form a huge bronze suit crashed through the ceiling. It stood up and looked at the King. It's eyes glowed red and it's metal pulsed with what looked like lava. The King's face was full of fear. Then a cannon fired, a cannon ball crashed trough a window, hitting the bronze, moving suit. It fell down, it got back up slowly. Loud CLANKing sounds emitted from it. It got up and withdrew it's giant, steel sword. It slowly processed towards the King. The King stood in shock. AS the sword came down the King snapped back and rolled out of the way fearsome-ly. The King jumped onto the the bronze suit, banging on it's helmet with his steel spatha. The helmet finally came off. Then a man's head was shown.

"So, you had to do all this for 10,000 gold?!" The King roared.

"Yes, it was reasonable" smiled the stranger.

"I SENT A COURIER TO YOU!"

"Yes... then I bought my men new armory and we set off to destroy you" The stranger smirked, it was revealed he was the King of Zarainain. The King raised his sword to kill the attacker. He brought his sword down on his neck, killing him instantly. Then another canonball hit the kingdom, this time pushing the Queen across the room. The King sprinted over to her. He leg was broken and her arms were paralyzed. The King carried her out of the kingdom, followed by many, many, many guards. The King repeated "We will make it! Just hold out Matilda!"

 The guards slaughtered the attackers. The King hid the Queen and himself in a hay bale that was being shipped out of the Kingdom. they quickly made it out. Then a torch hit the side of their carriage. The fire spreaded across the side of the carriage onto a leather strap of a horse, breaking it and releasing it. The carriage fell over to the left with the coach (driver, jockey, whatever). The King fell almost completely off the carriage. The speed went down at a great time. The King, Queen, and coach went forward from the instant stop. The King and Queen rammed into the back while the coach hung onto the horse for dear life. The horse headed straight for a cliff. The King a Queen both got thrown around as they hung onto the back of the carriage. The fire went out on the left side of the carriage, spreading ashes and bits of fire across the grass.

 The coach reached for the leather strap to slow the horse down before they go flying off the cliff. The King climbed up the carriage to grab it and try to stop it to. The carriage hit a rock, making the King nearly fall off. The King grabbed onto the leather strap when the carriage hit the rock. The King flew back with it, braking the carriage and making the leather strap break. The leather strap broke meaning that the horse was almost free. It fought off the coach. The coach flew back and landed on a leather strap and wood. The horse returned going straight. The King grabbed onto the Queen as the Queen was dragged through the grass. The Queen hit a rock, breaking the hold between the two. She tumbled then stopped. As the carriage was about to go off the cliff the King grabbed the coach and tried to pull him off. But the coach was to heavy and the shirt collar ripped off when the King jumped back off the carriage. The coach, carriage, and horse all went off the cliff, falling to instant death. The King screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he fell to his knees. His face began to sadden, then he ran back to the Queen. A archer from Garath followed him, he was holding the Queen. The King rushed and kneeled before her, her eyes were shut.

"No... no, no, no, NO, NO, NO!" said the King, tears already rolling his eyes.

 He cluched onto the deceased Queen. He cried and the archer attempted to pull him away.

"SHE IS GONE! SHE IS NOT COMING BACK LET HER GO!" Screamed the archer as he attempted to pull him away.

"SHE IS NOT GONE! I KNOW SHE ISN'T!" Screamed the King.

As the King settled down he looked back at his burning kingdom.

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A few months later the King became insane, he was king no more, he was a peasant. He was locked into a cell, forcing himself to hang himself. The guards rushed in to find a fallen stool and and man hanging by a rope. His face was just dirt, his clothes were barely clothes anymore, his skin looked a bit deformed. There was no Garath or King for Garath anymore, just a deceased peasant.

Post Auto-Merged: August 23, 2012, 04:24:43 PM
Note: I am going to make a more better one explaining the story and more detail, please, do not comment on this unless you find something else in the story.

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Creations / Re: Share your storys!!
« on: August 20, 2012, 07:02:53 PM »
 I don't know what happened to the other story I was writing, but I made a new one based on my life experince so far. I hope you enjoy.




 I was born on May 18, 2001. My mom says I was a crazy, troublesome baby. When I was 3 I rode up beside my sister's old boyfriend and stop right beside him, I looked up and stared right into his eyes and said "Ya' know, once a girl loves you, and doesn't love you anymore, she will never love you again". My sister says his facial expression changed real quick when I said that. When I was 5 I made a friend named Gabriel, you used to have this cool, low toy, ride-able moter-cycle. Man he was the cool kid on the street at that time, one night I was bringing his bike over to him and a car was coming and I didn't see it. I drove off my driveway and missed the car that was only a few inches away from hitting me. I didn't even notice the car until I looked back when it started honking at me.

 When I turned 7 I was a terrible kid. I used to get in trouble at school constantly. I had this cool baseball bat and I was playing inside with it. I was swinging it around and BAM. Hit my dad right in his leg. I stumbled back in shock and hit a vase and it crashed behind me. Then a few weeks later I was spending the night at my friend's house. We were running playing tag until he locked himself inside the laundry room. There was a window on the door and if I never jumped I never would've hit the window and bust the glass straight out. I didn't notice there was glass in my hand till I started to see blood on my thumb.

 When I turned 9 I was already playing Garry's Mod, Xbox 360, Playstation, ect.. Man I had all the cool stuff. Kids on the street would come down and try to play with my toys and games and my parents wouldn't let them in. When my parents said no to them the look on their faces was halarious. "but- but- but whyyyyyyy?" Man tears would fill up there eyes when they walked down the driveway. When I turned 10 kids would come back down and want me to play outside, I would open the door in just a white tee-shirt and boxers and a 6 o'clock cheese mustache and they would get so confused. They ask me to come out and I look right in their eyes  and I just reply with a no.

 Last September I joined Catalyst Gaming with a fake Age and everything to fit in with the crowd. Man I was the shit at school, kids would ask me if they could come over and I would have to deny and they would ask me that question all day. Then I got goofy and people started disliking me. Then I realized making a 'fake ID' is gay and tell the truth, which just made it worst. But then I got used to the hating and didn't care as much anymore.

 Then I came out of elementary and I am in Middle School now, first day was great, that is all that is happened. I met a lot of people from Space Camp, my first/second elementary schools. It has been a wild ride through my whole life. The has been fun, scary, and suprising moments. I have lost family members and made new friends, life has been fun so far.

Note: I got bored and wanted to publish a short story, I am still on my break. I will also I will make more storys during my break.

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Social Discussion / Officially taking a break
« on: August 19, 2012, 11:55:54 AM »
Now I am Officially taking a break, due to family problems and certain harrasment online I am going to take a break for a unknown amount of time. I will rev-vist the servers every once and a while but not for long. A lot of people don't like me so I am going to take a 'break' for a good while. I hope Catalyst-Gaming will still be here when I come back. I may make some music or something, I don't know. Well anyways, peace o7.

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Social Discussion / Re: Whoever belives in this slenderbitch.
« on: August 16, 2012, 02:12:01 PM »

You dont know why...
Youre an idiot.
Im sorry, but that causes you to be...
An idiot.
[/quote] Prove I am a idiot

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