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This was a picture my IRL friend (Yes, she is a girl) made for me on deviant art. This is me, as a cat. Tell me what you think.

OOOOOMMMMFFFFFFGGGGGG!!?!?!?!??!?!#?@?#?QWEW??DAS?DA?SE?!?!?!?!?!?!??EWA?DA?SD?PONE!?!@?!@?Q?

A FUCKING GURL HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, IS DIS REEL LIFE??!?!?!?!? OMFG!?!?!?!? U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUCKY MANG HOLY SHIT, U R LIKE JESUS CHRIST REINCARNATE.



To avoid dis warning, I will have a serious response, even though the serious response resides above me. The picture in question looks like I took a dump on my dog and threw a barrel of tar over him and called him a cat. He then sat on my computer screen after I chased him around, attempting to rape him anally. People in my house were like "U WILL NEVAR GET DIS, U WILL NEVAR GET DIS." but lucky for me I DID GET DIS.

15% warning issued for trolling in general discussion threads. You know better. ~Nick

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General Discussion / Re: Happy Birthday Purple!!!
« on: April 12, 2012, 05:41:53 AM »
If you're 18, its time to get wasted.

Immediately.

It's 21 in America bro, lel. What I find amusing is they can drive at 16 but can't drink at 18? Logic is good. Oh and happy Bday, hope you have a good one.

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Social Discussion / Re: What is the worst thing you've ever eaten?
« on: April 11, 2012, 12:39:20 AM »
I ate a steak... It was filled with cigarette butts.

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Social Discussion / Re: So. Where do you live??
« on: March 26, 2012, 07:34:47 AM »
The best country in the world, the U.S of Australia.

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Thank fuck.

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Half-Life 2 Roleplay / Re: Chose you're side
« on: March 22, 2012, 07:09:11 AM »
I got to say the Combine...Just because..
1: Who has better technology? The Combine.
2: Who has way more population? The Combine
3: Who took over the entire earth in just seven hours? The Combine.
4: Who has way advanced training? The Combine.

Point being is that the Combine basically win in every selection. To be honest if there WAS a real invasion of the Combine and such I think I would join them. The whole war basically is just one sided.

I think you have no clue of what you're talking about.

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General Discussion / Re: Happy birthday TOMASAS.
« on: March 22, 2012, 06:41:58 AM »
Happy birthday babe. Look what I got you!



I know you want to blow her candles out aye son! Hope you have a good day. With the fat bitch, lots'a love, SkeptiK the best cunt evar.

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General Discussion / Re: Anyone else getting these...
« on: March 19, 2012, 12:03:03 PM »
You'd have to be mentally insufficient to fall for that URL.

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Americans = I'll only do it if I get something from it.

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Creations / Re: Cool poses n stuff kiddos
« on: March 06, 2012, 11:20:49 PM »
They actually look pretty decent, good work.

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Social Discussion / Re: Lost
« on: March 06, 2012, 11:09:44 PM »
It was a serious statement guys, she/he/shim asked for help and I gave she/he/shim an option. May not be totally legal to shoot someone but hey, who are we to judge?

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Social Discussion / Re: Lost
« on: March 06, 2012, 01:26:25 AM »
Step 1 = Buy a gun.
Step 2 = Buy ammunition.
Step 3 = Shoot the fag.
Step 4 = Profit???

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General Discussion / Re: Happy birthday Roflwaffle.
« on: March 02, 2012, 07:49:10 PM »
Happy Bday shit nipples, we may have not fully agreed with each other along the way. But I still love you babe. Much love <3

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General Discussion / Re: IPhone 4s or Galaxy S II
« on: March 02, 2012, 07:47:16 PM »
Galaxy S Nexus, dat wut you should buy son. And if you get an Iphone, you have to use Itunes. And that is a major cunt.

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The only annoying part about this whole topic is that it seems that liking Communism has turned into stupid trend among the younger generation. Is it "Hip" to like communism? Does the lunch lady fill up my tray with more food for liking communism? Do I get some gangsta (Faggot) friends who like star trek and have lots of acne for liking communism? Can I get some HJ's (Hungry Jacks- Oh you thought Head Jobs... Sick minded cunts.) for liking communism? ....... Can I get some head jobs for liking communism? (dat b soooo coool) Can I get some fried chicken for liking communism? Can I get a sex change for liking communism? Can I my prostate checked for liking communism? Will my daddy stop touching me at night for liking communism? Will my penis grow la- You know what, you get the point.

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