I want to be the Butt Inspector

[Lord Bravery]

It is me! The one and only Geofferey here to... to. Ah. Waste your time. Does anyone even read these? Ah, well. I just wanted everyone to be aware of my goal in life.

Also, I might not be the only Geofferey so maybe I take that part back........

[Calstifer]

-snip-

[lemonshit]

Inb4adminz spamming server info-

Hi welcome to cg. I am the tittles, super owner of the community.

[Rictalspace]

Hey, welcome to CG.
If you have any questions on the servers or forums send me a PM and ill be glad to help.

[Veran120]

Welcome to CG. Hope you'll enjoy your stay here. (Or you'll face my eternal wrath.)
If you need any help, feel free to ask me.

[Scratchie]

Thank you for joining Catalyst-Gaming!

Below you can find information regarding all of our servers.  For more information about any of them, don't hesitate to ask.

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Join our City server!
Join our Outlands server!

Half-Life 2 Roleplay Rules

Important information about Half-Life 2 Roleplay:
This is a roleplay gamemode based in the Half-Life 2 universe.  Instead of playing Gordon Freeman, you are a citizen who is just trying to keep himself alive in this system that the Combine and the Benefactors have instated.  You can work your way up to become a Loyalist, and from there choose to join the Combine Civil Authority or the Civil Workers Union, or you can choose to integrate yourself into the resistance style of play and work to help the citizens.

For more information, visit:
The Combine Overwiki (External Link) - The best resource to get most information about the Half-Life 2 universe.
HL2RP Character Creation - A guide by Statua providing the best resource for creating a character.
Guides Board - A listing of every guide that players have made for Catalyst-Gaming over time.

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Click to join!

Orange Cosmos Roleplay Rules

Important information about Orange Cosmos Roleplay:
Orange Cosmos Roleplay is based in real life.  Amongst the things you can do are: set up shops, make friends, earn money by becoming government, get cars, and most importantly have fun.  Unlike Half-Life 2 Roleplay, in Orange Cosmos Roleplay you are able to become almost anything as there is nothing but what is legal and illegal to own in the game.  You can choose to be a businessman, a taxi driver, join a gang, etc.  The biggest thing is to have fun!

For more information, visit:
Guides Board - Guides members of Catalyst-Gaming have put together over time.
Organizations Board - Information regarding the different player-run organizations in the game.

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Deathrun Rules

Important information about Deathrun:
Catalyst-Gaming's Deathrun is custom coded by a few of our members.  Like most deathrun servers it has the basics like a point shop to get trails, models, etc.  But what we also have is a fully customizable and modifiable system where we can do virtually anything as we have the coders who made it and we are still developing it.  So join today, play, and suggest features for the future!

For more information, visit:
Deathrun Boards - Here is all the Deathrun boards.  Any information you want can be found there.

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Garry's Mod Racer Rules

Important information about Garry's Mod Racer:
Garry's Mod Racer is an old (but still very fun) racing gamemode made by Hunts and developed by multiple people over the past few years.  In it, you race to gain money, upgrade your car, and (on some maps) go full out deathmatch style.  Newer players, while at a slight disadvantage, will easily make their way up the upgrade ladder with some quick thinking.

For more information, visit:
Garry's Mod Racer Boards - Most information you could want is in these boards.  If it isn't, ask!


Catalyst-Gaming also offers two other servers:
Harbor Roleplay
This roleplaying gamemode is based around a ocean/harbor style play.  You can choose to become criminal and smuggle shipments, or become coast guard and catch the criminals.  For more information, visit the forums for Harbor Roleplay.

Sandbox (Wire Build)
Our sandbox server is just what is needed to build what you need, and nothing more that causes general derp.  We have Wire, Builder STools, and a good map.  Join and start building.  See anything we could add?  Visit the forums for Sandbox.

[kronik]

Welcome to CG 

[Lord Bravery]

Awe, you all are so very nice and kind! 

For some reason I wasn't expecting that......................................................

[SoapANator]

Welcome to CG. But, you may not inspect my ass.

[Lord Bravery]

That's fine. There are plenty of other foin, willing booties..............     

[SkeptiK]

Something about you troubles me, but hey. Half the internets does these days. Welcome to CG, Enjoy the stay.

[SoapANator]

Don't rape me

[Lord Bravery]

Something about you troubles me, but hey. Half the internets does these days. Welcome to CG, Enjoy the stay.

You're not the first one to be troubled by me. For example:

Don't rape me

But Sten has no reason to worry. I only inspect willing butts.

        

[kronik]

Hope you're enjoying yourself, and btw you can inspect my butt whenever you want.

[Lord Bravery]

Hope you're enjoying yourself, and btw you can inspect my butt whenever you want.

I can tell you and I are going to get along well.