Why would you even do something like this? Do you like war? Are you going to join the army and kill people? What is your reason for joining something this stupid and primitive? No offense.

Religious people, the creationists and religion in general. This is what I really feel distaste against and this is probably the most deluded thing I have ever witnessed.

I was kind bored so I wrote this to get the thread started. This is just a simple story about a man who wanted a Ferrari.

The man with the golden ferrari:

There was once a man who worked as clothes sales man. His name was Gerry Stuart. Gerry was once the talk of the town, the man you would buy a suit from. Gerry worked in the same store, at the same location for 35 years until he retired. Gerry never got married because of his fixed income, and he could never afford to support a family. There was one thing in his life, he wanted, he needed, and that was a Golden Ferrari. He had worked for 35 years to gather the right amount of money to buy the car in gold, and finally, he could afford it. Gerry was so happy in the morning of the purchase day that he decided to take a stroll to the car dealership in the outskirts of town.

The stroll began and Gerry was on his way to buy his new car. Halfway there, a man pulled over by Gerry's side in a Sultan RS and opened his window; a young Hispanic man with a big grin looked at Gerry and asked him if he needed a ride, and Gerry responded with a big "YES!”. On the way to the car dealership the man presented himself as Compañero Reinaldo Ernesto Fidel Guevara Castro De La Serna Spassy; the Cuban exile who arrived in Evo City four years ago. He was a very social and charismatic person, so Gerry decided to tell him about the Ferrari. Reinaldo was thrilled about the purchase so he decided to follow him into the dealership and show support.

The two comrades arrived at the dealership and talked with the first salesman they met. Gerry didn't care about testing the car, because he knew he wanted it, so he just signed the papers and paid for the car as quickly as possible. The deal was done, and Gerry's dream had come true, he was the owner of a Ferrari F50. The dealer gave the key to Gerry and he burst out in joy, he gave Spassy a big hug and kissed him on the cheek. Gerry offered Spassy a ride home to his home and he gladly accepted it, but Gerry wanted to go to the bathroom before they left. Because Gerry was so old, his prostate and blather was not that great, so his visit to the bathroom took about nine minutes. Gerry skipped his way out of the car dealer, but when he got outside, his Ferrari was gone. Gerry looked around, and Spassy was gone. The keys were gone from his pocket and Spassy was nowhere to be seen. Where did he go?

As it turned out; Spassy had stolen the key from Gerry's pocket during the hug and he had left town and driven to Mexico. The insurance did not cover this, because he had none. Spassy and the incompetent Police Force enraged Gerry with fury, he started to see red. Gerry snapped and kidnapped the sales man at the car dealer and some other people. He took them to the top of the nexus and executed them in the mayor’s office, and threw the bodies out the window. The proud Ferrari owner’s life ended in tragedy, by a shootout between the Police Force and himself.

So who was this Hispanic person? Was he really good, or was he evil? We will never know, because some mysteries stays unsolved.


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In my honest opinion, I did not like the trailer. First off, the format was 4:3, as current film media student, this annoys me extra. The trailer looked awful, nothing interesting was going on and the man screaming in the background does not seem that appealing to new members. But this is just my opinion.