lel. bai.

10% warning issued to user for shitposting.  If you have nothing meaningful to post, then don't.  ~Hazard

The only place to get water is from Breen's water and contraband bottled water, I believe, so this wouldn't really work.

Make one with a thought bubble of 441 riding a horse through the plaza blasting thrash metal shooting citizens and croots with his shotgun holding his scanner lovingly under his arm, but he's really lying in his cot dreaming.

Pls.

I gib you rashun

:: Overview ::
The City 45 Business Foundation, or CBF, is an organization set up by Civil Administrator Doctor Micheal Johanason as an unofficial successor to Doctor Mitchell's project. It aims to do three things;

One: Provide citizens with a source of income and happiness by providing them with their own store, which will be overseen by a Civil Worker
Two: Increase the Civil Worker's Union's activity (//More of an OOC thing, but still)
Three: Overall improve the stability and economy of City 45

:: Work force aspects ::
Each store that wishes to be franchised under the CBF must first submit an application to Doctor Johanason, or an appointed worker. Following the application process, if the application is accepted, the citizen will be summoned to the Nexus. His or her data will be updated, giving them an authorization, franchise information, and a CBF ID, adding the following:

<:: CBF INFORMATION ::>
:: Authorized by Doctor [NAMEHERE]
:: One franchised business, name [BUSINESSNAMEHERE]
:: CBF ID: [BUSINESSID]

:: CBF ID ::
The CBF ID is a 6-character code containing three numbers and three leters, being the first three digits of the citizen's CID, the business type (First letter, explained below), and the approving administrator's initials. Example: 863AMJ

:: Business types ::
The types of businesses are;
A: Grocery store
A grocery store supplies UU-branded products to the general population, but cannot serve hot food as a restaurant is able to. They are allowed to sell fruits, vegetables, and other foods, but not actual meals.
B: Restaurant
A restaurant is equipped with stoves, grills, fridges, and other products to aid in the creation of food. They are authorized to create and sell meals, either to go, or not.
C: Other
A business marked as 'other' does not fall under either of the two categories above. It can sell things from furniture, to appliances. It depends on the type of business.

:: Note ::
Owners are able to set their store's prices, so long as it stays within a reasonable amount
(// I don't want to see a 150 token potato, guys.)

:: Criteria for employment ::

Civil Worker [Manager]
:: The worker must be in the Public Relations Department
:: The worker must be reasonably active and able to aid the Citizen owner in the daily operations of the business
(// The worker must also have TT to help the citizen to decorate the business)

Citizen [Owner]
:: The citizen must be able to maintain a business should his overseeing manager not be present
:: The citizen must have an existing business permit for obvious reasons
(// It's recommended that citizens have TT, as well.)

:: Limitations ::
:: The citizen is obviously not able to provide or take any contraband items.
:: The citizen is limited to having three employees, taken on at the discretion of the owner
:: The citizen must create a daily sales and inventory report to be taken to the Civil Administrator by the store's manager

:: Note ::
The Civil Administration staff is going by the word of the citizen that he will be completely honest about his or her sales and inventory requirements.

:: Expense/Inventory report format ::
(// This should be either PM'd to me on the forums, put on a paper in the game, or posted in this thread. Do not meta off of posts you see in this thread, obviously.)

(// Post/PM format)

(// The format for ingame papers is essentially the same, minus the BBCode)

:: Applications ::
Format:

A chemical cloud is easily canonically realistic, there could be some sort of shelling with gas rather than headcrabs, maybe a GRID project gone wrong, there's so many possibilities with that.

There is something inside of me.
It is coming out to kill you.
My blood runs cold.

The time has come. There will be no end. The toll will rise, as Death reaps his prize.
I cannot be appeased. I cannot be fixed. I continue the murder.
One lie leads to another. An indecipherable web of death and despair.
The desperate fear me. The haunted hate me. I am a harbinger of death.

Solemn will continue on.

Who are you, anyway? Lol.

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