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Title: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on August 02, 2012, 02:27:14 PM
Hello, I'm David.

Rules stated in the new thread apply, I will answer all questions though, within reason.

Now begins the slow death of my AMA thread.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: This is Red on August 02, 2012, 02:31:09 PM
Why did you change your name to David?

Why do I never see your CA on?

Why am I asking you this? I mean, seriously.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: ?µ??µ??µ? on August 02, 2012, 02:36:39 PM
"What can you do, David?"

but why was your old name Dallas?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 02, 2012, 02:39:07 PM
Why did you change your name to David? 

Why do I never see your CA on?

Why am I asking you this? I mean, seriously.

Prometheus, there is an android played by Micheal Fassbender, he is a really interesting character, in my opinion.

Bad timing, I usually go on, do some assistant RP, write my memoirs then flag down.

Because you have questions that only I can answer!

"What can you do, David?"

but why was your old name Dallas?

I can do almost anything that could possibly be asked of me, I can assist your employees, I can make your organisation more efficient.

Dallas has a couple meanings to me, to list the definitions:
Dallas-Some city... in 'MERICA where J.F.K got shot
Dallas-That guy who died in Alien
Dallas-That guy from payday
Dallas-That TV show where JR got shot
 
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: swag master spiderman on August 02, 2012, 04:47:26 PM
Favourite HL2RP faction?

Favourite HL2RP character?

Favourite book?

Favourite movie?

Favourite song?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 02, 2012, 04:58:41 PM
Favourite HL2RP faction?

Favourite HL2RP character?

Favourite book?

Favourite movie?

Favourite song?

I'd say CCA, I may say resistance very soon if Oz's "dissolve P3 idea" goes ahead, hope it does.

Right now, I answer that with Dawn White/017, I feel her personality and character has grown a lot recently.

My book!

Movie... hmm difficult one. A couple of my favorites: A lonely Place to Die, New Town Killers, Buried, LOTR, Sunshine, Alien franchise (excluding Aliens 3, Resurrection and the god awful AvPs), The Dark Knight Trilogy (Rises is my favorite out of them)   

I don't have one, I've always been jumping from song to song, listening to it over and over until I tire of it.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: swag master spiderman on August 02, 2012, 05:13:01 PM
Why do you only answer 4 out of the five questions?

bah you edited it

Favourite video gaem?

Why do you get all defensive when I mention anal insertion?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 02, 2012, 09:10:42 PM
Why do you only answer 4 out of the five questions?

bah you edited it

Favourite video gaem?

Why do you get all defensive when I mention anal insertion?

Probably Fallout 3

Because Aliens.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Elions on August 10, 2012, 08:12:14 PM
Where are you from?

Any languages you know or want to learn?

Why did you only ask me one question you bastard? :c

When will you show up with Pariah again?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 10, 2012, 08:17:35 PM
Where are you from?

Any languages you know or want to learn?

Why did you only ask me one question you bastard? :c

When will you show up with Pariah again?

Scotland

I know a bit a Gaelic (Native Scottish) "Ha mi sheoc." And french, I would like to continue learning french, I do enjoy it.

I'm sowwy :c

Well, right now Pariah is surrounded by kin who hate humans, next time he see's Eli, he will greet him or maybe try to kill him depending if his kin persuade him.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: JF on August 11, 2012, 11:18:18 AM
David... David no... David... No...

Name?

Address?

Got beef?

Men or women?

Do you dislike gay people?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 11, 2012, 03:17:13 PM
David... David no... David... No...

Name?

Address?

Got beef?

Men or women?

Do you dislike gay people?

 Yes... Jizzerfinger yes... Jizzerfinger...YES!!!

Name: David 8 :l or Dallas if you know me on steam/HL2RP

Address: The magical land of Scotland

We have lots of beef in Scotland...

ALL ;O

No, I've know a couple of them, they are very nice people and should be treated no less then a person who is hetro.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: tim on August 11, 2012, 03:35:01 PM
hi hello

what do you think of me?

can you make me a gif avatar of this python and 'tim. tim no. tim. no.'

bye goodbye
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 11, 2012, 03:38:33 PM
hi hello

what do you think of me?

can you make me a gif avatar of this python and 'tim. tim no. tim. no.'

bye goodbye

Haybales

You are a cool guy who knows how to code things like websites... if you had done that all IC in GRID, you'd be promoted.

Maybe...

Bai bb
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Lewis on August 12, 2012, 08:27:42 AM
Do you want to make sweet love to Susan Boyle?

Do you want to make sweet love to Susan Boyle? that sexy thang called Lewis?

Where exactly in our magical land of happiness, love and tender care are you from? (shitty North Lanarkshire here)

If you were stuck in a toilet -

What is it with you and wiping poo on poor SuBo's face?


Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 12, 2012, 09:15:27 AM
Do you want to make sweet love to Susan Boyle?

Do you want to make sweet love to Susan Boyle? that sexy thang called Lewis?

Where exactly in our magical land of happiness, love and tender care are you from? (shitty North Lanarkshire here)

If you were stuck in a toilet -

What is it with you and wiping poo on poor SuBo's face?

No, only intense violent bondage ;O

My twin brother is called Lewis, so I must decline, as wonderful you are, the salt baths would not cleanse me

I live in the northern highlands in a town called Inverness, it's lovely here, we have our good parts and our shitty parts but I like it here.

idk, it was a question I thought of when I has derping roleplaying on HL2RP
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: swag master spiderman on August 12, 2012, 09:51:54 AM
why do you hate homosexuals?

why do you like UP when it is about an old man kidnapping an asian child? What does that say about yourself?

When are you going to give me nudepics?

Favourite pics on e621.net?

Favourite tags on e621.net?

Blacks, whites or asians?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 12, 2012, 10:02:24 AM
why do you hate homosexuals?

why do you like UP when it is about an old man kidnapping an asian child? What does that say about yourself?

When are you going to give me nudepics?

Favourite pics on e621.net?

Favourite tags on e621.net?

Blacks, whites or asians?

I don't hate homosexuals

I like UP, why the fuck do like How train your Dragon?

Never

Not visiting that site because you are into weird shit

Not visiting that site because you are into weird shit

All
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: swag master spiderman on August 12, 2012, 10:09:36 AM
Blacks, whites, or asians?

How to train your dragon doesn't include an old man kidnapping an asian child in his house, why do you like the premise of an old man kidnapping an asian child?

You do hate homosexuals, you say being a 'faggot' is wrong and anal sex (which is performed by homosexuals) is sick, why?

Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 12, 2012, 10:43:36 AM
Blacks, whites, or asians?

How to train your dragon doesn't include an old man kidnapping an asian child in his house, why do you like the premise of an old man kidnapping an asian child?

You do hate homosexuals, you say being a 'faggot' is wrong and anal sex (which is performed by homosexuals) is sick, why?

Asians only because they make the best porn

UP isn't a kidnapping movie...

I don't hate them, seriously, they can do what they want, my only problem is when you put some weird shit in steam chat
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: swag master spiderman on August 12, 2012, 10:53:51 AM
So you are saying the asian child did give consent to be taken away from his home and be taken away on the house? Provide proof that he was not abducted against his will.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 12, 2012, 11:45:13 AM
So you are saying the asian child did give consent to be taken away from his home and be taken away on the house? Provide proof that he was not abducted against his will.

This is funny, I think you're right, let me call Chris Hanson
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 13, 2012, 07:02:08 AM
I too have some Scottish blood in me.

If I was to visit Scotland where should I go?

What is your opinion about the Irish?

What is your opinion on what Great Britain has done to them?

Is nessy real or not?

You should visit the Highlands, it's like Skyrim but with cars and cities.

I've never been to Ireland, though the Irish people I have met are quite nice, I mean to visit someday.

It's kinda a complicated issue; the UK has had a stake in Ireland for hundreds of years, like Scotland, there were wars of independence all the time, they actually succeeded, if only partially. In truth, I think the whole mess could have been fixed if we let them have the island back in the 1920s instead of splitting it but now that seems impossible.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: ReconPWN?????? on August 13, 2012, 10:40:47 PM
It appears that the scott avoided to answer if nessy is real or not, thus I will now declare that it is real.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 14, 2012, 07:23:36 AM
Yes, yes he is real. Deal with the prehistoric and immortal creature living in my loch.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: cookiesofamerica on August 15, 2012, 02:39:16 AM
Why does scotland want to be seperated by Britfag land?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Martinerrr on August 15, 2012, 06:02:26 AM
What is your favorite way to waste time? :P
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 15, 2012, 11:18:06 AM
Why does scotland want to be seperated by Britfag land?

Personally, I think it's a bad idea, I could rant on for ages on why independence at this point is destined to fail, but I will keep this light-hearted.  Scotland wishes to be independent (Or rather our First Minister wants us to be independent) for a couple reasons.

-Scottish culture is pretty much us kicking the asses of invaders/us being oppressed by invaders
-Scotland has one of the richest histories/cultures of any country
-Scotland has a vast resource of oil and gas in the North Sea which we currently give to England
-Scotland is building an economy strong enough to go on without England
-Scotland was kinda bought by England about 300 years ago, when the entire country went bankrupt due to a failed venture in colonizing America... Ironic almost...



What is your favorite way to waste time? :P


A good question. I like to procrastinate mostly by playing HL2RP, writing, talking to friends, sitting on CG hitting refresh to see if there is anything new and answering AMA questions.!
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: crazily farting teacher on August 25, 2012, 08:09:13 PM
Hi

What do you think of me?

Do you like Doctor Who?

What is your favorite game?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 25, 2012, 08:20:48 PM
Hi

What do you think of me?

Do you like Doctor Who?

What is your favorite game?

Hello

I think you're a pretty impressive chap for your age, you are doing yourself proud. Maturity is the first step to adulthood.

Yes, I have watched all the new series, all of them...

Gmod/Fallout 3
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Darkshifter98 on August 26, 2012, 02:31:41 PM
Greetings.

If Starship Troopers and Aliens were to make a crossover (Similar to AvP), how would you react and why?

How would you compare the Aliens movies to the Predator movies? (AvP not included)
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 28, 2012, 11:11:23 AM
Greetings.

If Starship Troopers and Aliens were to make a crossover (Similar to AvP), how would you react and why?

How would you compare the Aliens movies to the Predator movies? (AvP not included)

Haybales.

I would be interested and probably go see it just because it's Aliens and I'm an Aliens fanboy, so long as it's not canon, I'll go see it, if it is then I would have to shoot someone. I would prefer a new Colonial Marines Alien movie, like Aliens.

I prefer Alien franchise to that of Predator but I still like the Predator movies (though I'd only really say the first was a truly good movie.)
I like Alien due it's lore and attention to detail, the characters the first two films have are well-written and three-dimensional.

Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on August 28, 2012, 11:18:30 AM
hi hello
what do you think of me?
wow whoa
are you a racist my good sir?
do you like the mass effect series?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 28, 2012, 11:42:28 AM
hi hello
what do you think of me?
wow whoa
are you a racist my good sir?
do you like the mass effect series?

yes this is david

you are the king of spam and a funny guy, I wish to see you on HL2RP some more yes as I think you must be very good at RP

woah wow

no sir, moon just likes to rustle my jimmies

I adore mass effect, I could talk for hours about it, seriously.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: cookiesofamerica on August 28, 2012, 01:10:24 PM
What do you think of me?
Have you heard of Adam S?
Are you happy El problemo is gone?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 28, 2012, 01:27:43 PM
What do you think of me?
Have you heard of Adam S?
Are you happy El problemo is gone?

I think you are an excellent Officer of GRID who, like Pettit, are funny and talkable guys. One of the best units I know. As a person, I don't know you too well but shall endeavor to over the coming months.

No but from the "Mentions" bit on the wall; he is a raging brony faggot, a statement that describes him well enough for me. Tell me more over steam?

Oh yes... Oh god yes... SO HAPPY! He was there on my first day, day one in the CCA, he was there in my first training sessions, I started to really get worried when he reached 03 that he would somehow make it to a leadership position... Fortunately the CCA still had their wits about them and took that unit down for his "hardcore" and trigger happy ways.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: swag master spiderman on August 28, 2012, 01:42:02 PM
if a nigger run at you with knife what do???
depressed emo

is everyone in scotland like the demoman from tf2?

is everyone in scotland alcoholic?

is everyone in scotland racist?

why are you racist?

if you were in a room with a nigger and a jew and you had 1 bullet and gun which would u shoot? (if u don't answer u shoot both)
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on August 28, 2012, 01:48:45 PM
if a nigger run at you with knife what do???
depressed emo

is everyone in scotland like the demoman from tf2?

is everyone in scotland alcoholic?

is everyone in scotland racist?

why are you racist?

if you were in a room with a nigger and a jew and you had 1 bullet and gun which would u shoot? (if u don't answer u shoot both)

No.
No.

Yes, we are all black Scottish demomen.

No, does everyone in England drink tea?

No, you obv are by the looks of these questions.

I'm not.

What a terrible question.
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: swag master spiderman on August 28, 2012, 02:02:48 PM
What a terrible question.

You didn't answer for the sole purpose of being able to kill a jew and a nigger simultaneously.

Favorite race?
Why don't you answer most of the questions?
depressed emo

Shepard.
Would you rather be raped by a krogan or rape a vorcha?
Title: Re: Torture information from David 8
Post by: Dallas on September 09, 2012, 05:45:49 PM
What a terrible question.

You didn't answer for the sole purpose of being able to kill a jew and a nigger simultaneously.

Favorite race?
Why don't you answer most of the questions?
depressed emo

Shepard.
Would you rather be raped by a krogan or rape a vorcha?

Yes

The Master race
Because I'm a bad person
pony lover

Wrex.
Vorcha because those voices.
Title: Re: Torture information from The Doctor/David 8/Dallas
Post by: tim on September 09, 2012, 06:23:36 PM
crunch crinkle crack
do you love me
131
Title: Re: Torture information from The Doctor/David 8/Dallas
Post by: Dallas on September 10, 2012, 02:39:37 AM
crunch crinkle crack
do you love me
131

-Went the ZEALOT Command Room
Yes
017
Title: Re: Torture information from The Doctor/David 8/Dallas
Post by: hogs on September 10, 2012, 02:49:48 AM
why do you have shitty .gifs on your signature and avatar and what are they from?
Title: Re: Torture information from The Doctor/David 8/Dallas
Post by: Dallas on September 10, 2012, 02:54:56 AM
why do you have shitty .gifs on your signature and avatar and what are they from?

:l

They are from Dr Who. The avatar is 11th Doctor pretending a jammy dodger is a self-destruct button and the sig is Ozwin saying "I see what you did there."
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: [LP]GMK-MRL on December 28, 2012, 09:15:31 PM
Fuck you and hi.

Are you ready for HL2RP?

Do you know all of my secrets?

Are you a homosexual?

Are you British?

Are you American?

Are you human?

Are you ready for your new position sire?

Have you signed up on any dating sites?

How often do you visit porn sites?

Do you masturbate with an image of a female you know in your mind?

Are you in to Dominatrix's?

Can I fondel you?

May I have a deep relationship with one of your 16 year old female family members?

I know you want some of this black dick.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 28, 2012, 09:22:12 PM
Fuck you and hi.
Tosser

Are you ready for HL2RP?
Always...

Do you know all of my secrets?
Every single one

Are you a homosexual?
No, sir, I am not.

Are you British?
Yes.

Are you American?
No.

Are you human?
Or are we dancers? Or Timelords?

Are you ready for your new position sire?
Yes, I'm always ready for a new position ;)

Have you signed up on any dating sites?
Ohgodno.jpeg

How often do you visit porn sites?
Enough to shame myself sufficiently

Do you masturbate with an image of a female you know in your mind?
No, I imagine a snail moving across a tootpick-- I find it arousing

Are you in to Dominatrix's?
Well, not really given it a chance

Can I fondel you?
No, please, no.

May I have a deep relationship with one of your 16 year old female family members?
My twin brother is 16... So you certainly may not.

I know you want some of this black dick.
That's not a question, silly.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: This is Red on December 28, 2012, 09:43:22 PM
Hallo dies ist Red und ich bin über dich lustig machen in Deutsch har har.

Will you be making 155 do stupid shit(fulfill your sex fantasies) now that you can boss him around?

What got you started on the Doctor Who series?

(I know I will regret asking this) As someone who has never watched an episode of Doctor Who, which Doctor should I start out with if I want to get into it?

Why did Dr. Eolas rape Dr. Iglesias in my dreams?

Would you say yes to a CA party once the server is back up? (That is if I can get over my new crippling fear of rape from Dr. Eolas)

I have a black Yorkiepoo by the name of Noel, r u jelly?

Can 017 and 155 'inspect' the new recruits together? I.E. spankie time.

What do you think of...

...

...the weather recently, crazy right?

Also what do you think of me? I like to jump on bandwagons.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 28, 2012, 09:49:41 PM
Hallo dies ist Red und ich bin über dich lustig machen in Deutsch har har.
wow

Will you be making 155 do stupid shit(fulfill your sex fantasies) now that you can boss him around?
No... :)

What got you started on the Doctor Who series?
The 2005 re-boot

(I know I will regret asking this) As someone who has never watched an episode of Doctor Who, which Doctor should I start out with if I want to get into it?
I would say start from 9 (season 1 2005 re-boot) because that's where I started but if you can't be fucked with 7 glorious seasons the start with 11 (season 5 onwards) as it does a good job introducing the show

Why did Dr. Eolas rape Dr. Iglesias in my dreams?
You have weird dreams, Eolas is a pimp.

Would you say yes to a CA party once the server is back up? (That is if I can get over my new crippling fear of rape from Dr. Eolas)
House and I are already having one.

I have a black Yorkiepoo by the name of Noel, r u jelly?
no

Can 017 and 155 'inspect' the new recruits together? I.E. spankie time.
wtf man

What do you think of...
...

...the weather recently, crazy right?
fucking wind outside is crazy

Also what do you think of me? I like to jump on bandwagons.

You're a decent bloke, good rp'r, chill guy. I enjoy talking to you.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: swag master spiderman on December 28, 2012, 09:50:56 PM
Why do they call you the cheese roller?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 28, 2012, 09:53:08 PM
Why do they call you the cheese roller?

A question even I cannot answer...
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: [LP]GMK-MRL on December 28, 2012, 09:57:48 PM
I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF ALL TIME

What do you think of me?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: This is Red on December 28, 2012, 10:10:10 PM
I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF ALL TIME

What do you think of me?

Well when we were having sex I thought you smelled a little funn-

Oh wait this isn't my thread uhhhh

END SENTENCE BEGIN ANEW!

"<:: Hello ma'am, 155 here."

"<:: Ma'am, why are you always in a cheerful mood?"

"<:: Why do I always get the feeling you are either about to beat me or do... eh... something else..."

"<:: For all the time i've known you, I realize I don't really know you.

"<:: How does it feel to be an officer, thinkning of offing yourself yet?"

"<:: Which divison do you think I did best in, 017?"

"<:: I have been hearing talk about some sort of 'A-Team' around the Nexus. I'm hurt that you didn't invite me to your little club."

"<:: Anymore nightmares about 03109?"

"<:: For my final question, which I have been hearing all around the Nexus recently for some reason, what do you think of me? Please don't tell me you secretly hold feelings for me though, I don't feel like getting a beating for PDA."

answer these ic foo

ps. Yes this is what i have been reduced to, rping in an ama thread oh god
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 28, 2012, 10:32:53 PM

I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF ALL TIME

What do you think of me?
You are a bro, ye. srs: You're a pretty cool guy, helpful and approachable while being good at what you do.

Well when we were having sex I thought you smelled a little funn-

Oh wait this isn't my thread uhhhh

END SENTENCE BEGIN ANEW!

"<:: Hello ma'am, 155 here."
<:: Oh, hello, 155.

"<:: Ma'am, why are you always in a cheerful mood?"
"<:: I like my job."

"<:: Why do I always get the feeling you are either about to beat me or do... eh... something else..."
"<:: I have no idea why you would feel that."

"<:: For all the time i've known you, I realize I don't really know you.
"<:: And yet I can't say the same about you..."

"<:: How does it feel to be an officer, thinking of offing yourself yet?"
**017 just laughs slightly**

"<:: Which divison do you think I did best in, 017?"
"<::APEX, you were as useful as a bead curtain door in an armory when you were in UNIFROM."

"<:: I have been hearing talk about some sort of 'A-Team' around the Nexus. I'm hurt that you didn't invite me to your little club."
"<::It was an old joke, inspection team with varied members, you'd only cramp our style."

"<:: Anymore nightmares about 03109?"
"<:: You say the strangest things."

"<:: For my final question, which I have been hearing all around the Nexus recently for some reason, what do you think of me? Please don't tell me you secretly hold feelings for me though, I don't feel like getting a beating for PDA."
"<:: You're a damn good unit who makes poor divisional choices. I think that's enough questions for now.

answer these ic foo

ps. Yes this is what i have been reduced to, rping in an ama thread oh god
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Vandal??¢ on December 28, 2012, 10:42:24 PM
Do you enjoy unicorns?


Did you always feel sexually attracted to 909?


If your unit likes face time with other units, why doesn't she get an iPhone?


Would you hurt 909 if he started playing games on his datapad?


Did you know that "Guess who/what/why." is supposed to end with a period and not a question mark?


Do you find me annoying?


I love you.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 28, 2012, 10:44:53 PM
Do you enjoy unicorns?
No

Did you always feel sexually attracted to 909?
wtf man, you guys are so weird

If your unit likes face time with other units, why doesn't she get an iPhone?
apple products are overpriced

Would you hurt 909 if he started playing games on his datapad?
yes

Did you know that "Guess who/what/why." is supposed to end with a period and not a question mark?
orly?

Do you find me annoying?
No, I don'y.

I love you.
D'aaw.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: [LP]GMK-MRL on December 28, 2012, 10:51:42 PM
<:: Ma'am, it's 745. I have a couple questions. May I please ask them.
(You said yes)
<:: As a unit, do you think i'm ready to move on to my next rank?
<:: Which division- Nevermind.
<:: What do you want me to do as a unit for you ma'am?
<:: What do you think I should do when you're hurt ma'am?
<:: What kind of unit am I?
<:: What do you think of me ma'am?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: This is Red on December 28, 2012, 11:07:57 PM
<:: Ma'am, it's 745. I have a couple questions. May I please ask them.
(You said yes)
<:: As a unit, do you think i'm ready to move on to my next rank?
<:: Which division- Nevermind.
<:: What do you want me to do as a unit for you ma'am?
<:: What do you think I should do when you're hurt ma'am?
<:: What kind of unit am I?
<:: What do you think of me ma'am?

* 155 drops into the conversation unannounced and gives 745 a mean look.

"<:: See, what I tell ya? People asking that crappy question all over the place!"
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: [LP]GMK-MRL on December 29, 2012, 02:33:13 AM
<:: Ma'am, it's 745. I have a couple questions. May I please ask them.
(You said yes)
<:: As a unit, do you think i'm ready to move on to my next rank?
<:: Which division- Nevermind.
<:: What do you want me to do as a unit for you ma'am?
<:: What do you think I should do when you're hurt ma'am?
<:: What kind of unit am I?
<:: What do you think of me ma'am?

* 155 drops into the conversation unannounced and gives 745 a mean look.

"<:: See, what I tell ya? People asking that crappy question all over the place!"

drops the bass and says

<:Wubububububububububububububububububbu
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Sexy Frog on December 29, 2012, 03:15:43 AM
Why do you not come out and admin you are a brony?

What would you do if the Doctor invited you to travel with him in the TARDIS?

/me joins band wagon. "<:: What do you think of me, sir?" (You think I'm awesome I know)

Can YOU draw me an intoxicated stick figure?

Cake or Pie?

Opinions on the Doctrine of Tolitarian Trans-humanism?

Favorite book?

DARN YOU KAKKA CARROT CAKE! U AM NO REAL SUPER SAND!
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: turhral=S=C= on December 29, 2012, 03:42:22 AM
Hello

How are ya?

Bananas or Potatos?

Yes or no?

Do you like being a VIP?

Am I the Members leader now?

Will you take me with you?

What do you think about my unit (773)?

Bye.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: swag master spiderman on December 29, 2012, 07:52:43 AM
why do you always overreact when i change your title
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 29, 2012, 08:50:03 AM
<:: Ma'am, it's 745. I have a couple questions. May I please ask them.
(You said yes)
<:: As a unit, do you think i'm ready to move on to my next rank?


<:: Which division- Nevermind.
"<:: ...

<:: What do you want me to do as a unit for you ma'am?
"<:: Your duty, pretty simple.

<:: What do you think I should do when you're hurt ma'am?
<:: Not sure, haven't really thought about it."

<:: What kind of unit am I?
"<:: One of the better ones among your rank.

<:: What do you think of me ma'am?
"<:: You ask too many questions."


Why do you not come out and admin you are a brony?
Oh god no.

What would you do if the Doctor invited you to travel with him in the TARDIS?
Go with him. Without hesitation

/me joins band wagon. "<:: What do you think of me, sir?" (You think I'm awesome I know)
Considering you're my superior...

Can YOU draw me an intoxicated stick figure?
\o/

Cake or Pie?
Pie

Opinions on the Doctrine of Tolitarian Trans-humanism?
Needs more added to it...

Favorite book?
My book jk jk, Uh... 1984 is a good one. I like Ray Bradbury's stuff like Fahrenheit 451

DARN YOU KAKKA CARROT CAKE! U AM NO REAL SUPER SAND!
I AM TE REAL SUPER SAND LESBIAN!!!

why do you always overreact when i change your title
Because it's such a shame you're going to have to buy me a new one (Ie: my old one)
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: swag master spiderman on December 29, 2012, 09:33:25 AM
why don't you appreciate my gifts

why do you think i have another 5 dollars worth of credits
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 29, 2012, 11:03:21 AM
why don't you appreciate my gifts

why do you think i have another 5 dollars worth of credits

Because they're awful.

If you don't, you better get some.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: tics on December 29, 2012, 11:20:38 AM
Privyet Tovarishch!

What do you think about me?

What do you think about the current changes in store for HL2RP?

What do you think about the administration team? What would you improve if you could?

Who is your favorite administrator and why?

In religious conviction, what would you consider yourself to be? To what religion, or faith otherwise, do you belong? If you are religious, is the religion that you belong to the same as your parents? On the same assumption, do you consider your religion to be right and others wrong? And if so, do you recognize that had you been born elsewhere, you'd probably belong to a different religious denomination? Judging from the fact that you're British, you're either an agnostic, an atheist, or an Anglican, and Anglicans are hardly faithful at all.

Is there any topic you enjoy debating/discussing?

Please feel free to add me on Steam, friend. And, if you please, ask me some questions on my AMA.

Apologies for any repeats.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 29, 2012, 11:34:29 AM
Privyet Tovarishch!

What do you think about me?
You're a good chap and I'm glad you've chosen to admin HL2RP.

What do you think about the current changes in store for HL2RP?
The changes are just dandy, I look forward to the re-launch.

What do you think about the administration team? What would you improve if you could?
I think there needs to be more HL2RP admins that focus of the Anti-Civil, Vortiguant or Loyalist side of things.

Who is your favorite administrator and why?
I'd probably say Jonco because he's helpful, funny and knows what he's doing. I respect his choices. I also like AlexanderK as he's a down-to-earth guy who really anyone can talk to and he'll always try to help.

In religious conviction, what would you consider yourself to be? To what religion, or faith otherwise, do you belong? If you are religious, is the religion that you belong to the same as your parents? On the same assumption, do you consider your religion to be right and others wrong? And if so, do you recognize that had you been born elsewhere, you'd probably belong to a different religious denomination? Judging from the fact that you're British, you're either an agnostic, an atheist, or an Anglican, and Anglicans are hardly faithful at all.

Your powers of deduction serve you well. Yes, I am atheist however I am open minded to all walks of life as it really doesn't bother me. My granparents are Catholics but that's where all religion in my extended family ends.

Is there any topic you enjoy debating/discussing?
I enjoy discussing things related to HL2RP, I enjoy debating about movies, politics and social values.

Please feel free to add me on Steam, friend. And, if you please, ask me some questions on my AMA.
Okay then.

Apologies for any repeats.


Hello
Hi

How are ya?
I am just dandy.

Bananas or Potatos?
Bananas

Yes or no?
Maybe

Do you like being a VIP?
No.

Am I the Members leader now?
No.

Will you take me with you?
Never.

What do you think about my unit (773)?
Needs to develop a personality.

Bye.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Mr. Pettit on December 29, 2012, 01:20:25 PM
Hello
How are you doing?
-Why do you have a sexual fetish for Doctor Who?
-On a monthly basis, how many times would you say your jimmies get rustled?
-Why do you like scarves so much?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 29, 2012, 01:28:32 PM
Hello
How are you doing?
-Why do you have a sexual fetish for Doctor Who?
-On a monthly basis, how many times would you say your jimmies get rustled?
-Why do you like scarves so much?

Hi
I am good.
-Wtf man
-At least 20 times.
-Keep me warm and up here they are a fashion statement.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Frolie [Jellykid] on December 31, 2012, 12:13:19 AM
Doctor, it's k, I like scarves too.

Do you enjoy any American Television Programs? If so, list 'em.

Do you plan on spending more time on the Outlands?

What do you think of me bitch.

E-Reader, or old-fashioned book?

Tea or Coffee?

Gents or Ladies?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 31, 2012, 09:23:52 AM
Doctor, it's k, I like scarves too.

Do you enjoy any American Television Programs? If so, list 'em.

Do you plan on spending more time on the Outlands?

What do you think of me bitch.

E-Reader, or old-fashioned book?

Tea or Coffee?

Gents or Ladies?

That's good.

I like... Uh... Hm. Don't really watch much American TV, I want to get into Breaking Bad but that's really it, I enjoy British TV a lot more.

Yes, I plan on spending more time on OL, I will get active on 'Doctor'.

Good writer, yet to really examine your rp but from what I see on the OL thread, you aren't half bad- maybe even really good.

While I got a book of mine published on Kindle, I have to say I prefer the vastly superior paperback/hardback counterpart of books.

Tea- What did you expect, I'm British!

Ladiesss.

Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Kevin on December 31, 2012, 10:43:15 AM
Am I cute?


What do you think of me?


Who the fuck is Dallas?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 31, 2012, 12:31:41 PM
Am I cute?
wtf

What do you think of me?
Solid roleplayer, interesting characters and I haven't really had much chance to rp with you unfortunately.

Who the fuck is Dallas?
I am. It has long been my screen name, it pre-dates any other screen name I've had.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: [LP]GMK-MRL on December 31, 2012, 01:05:56 PM
What do you think of Rex Vindicta?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 31, 2012, 01:20:31 PM
What do you think of Rex Vindicta?

Very resourceful, very useful. A very productive colleague.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Mr. Busch on December 31, 2012, 03:57:57 PM
Why did you buy a UNI-SEX scarf and not just a male scarf? Do they even make just male scarfs or do they all have women capabilities?

Who is Dr.Who?

How do even watch Dr.Who? I can't follow it.

What did you eat for breakfast?

Strawberries or pockets of fiber?

Do you not appreciate my dietary expertise?

Is that a car your driving? Because my mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.

What would break first, your spirit? Or your body?

And I saved the best for last,
y ar u so gay m8? U wot m8? U fancy a bit of knobs, m8?

I'm not gonna ask what you think about me or my characters because I already know. #skrp
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: cookiesofamerica on December 31, 2012, 04:05:01 PM
Who would win: Cybermen or Daleks?

What do you think about me?

Why do you play on revotech?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on December 31, 2012, 04:12:51 PM
Why did you buy a UNI-SEX scarf and not just a male scarf? Do they even make just male scarfs or do they all have women capabilities?
I'll see you in the pk appeal section...

Who is Dr.Who?
Dangerous question. He's an alien called a Timelord who travels through all of time and space in a ship shaped as a Police telephone box that is bigger on the inside. He fights evil and saves people.

How do even watch Dr.Who? I can't follow it.
Wow.

What did you eat for breakfast?
...Uh... Bagel with cream cheese.

Strawberries or pockets of fiber?
Strawberries all day erry day.

Do you not appreciate my dietary expertise?
I do! I'm sorry!

Is that a car your driving? Because my mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.
"THIS ISN'T A CAAAAAAAAARRR!"

What would break first, your spirit? Or your body?
Body, everytime.

And I saved the best for last,
y ar u so gay m8? U wot m8? U fancy a bit of knobs, m8?
U wot m8, il fukkin smash yer fat fuk fac we my blade ya pikey cunt

I'm not gonna ask what you think about me or my characters because I already know. #skrp

Who would win: Cybermen or Daleks?
Daleks. Cybermen are superior in only one respect: they are better at dying.

What do you think about me?
Decent GRID unit, not had many chances to rp with you though.

Why do you play on revotech?
Needed a way to pass the time... I am so hopeless with HL2RP.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: [LP]GMK-MRL on January 01, 2013, 12:38:03 PM
Do you love me babes?(Because I don't.) ((Sike, you cool brah)

What kind of music do you enjoy?

Do you watch sports?

What is your favorite food?

Can you help me with project?

Do you want to do some stuff on HL2RP?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on January 01, 2013, 12:49:19 PM
Do you love me babes?(Because I don't.) ((Sike, you cool brah)
wow

What kind of music do you enjoy?
Probably not the type you like, Van...

Do you watch sports?
Naaaaaaah

What is your favorite food?
Fish and Chips, so fucking British.

Can you help me with project?
Ok

Do you want to do some stuff on HL2RP?
We will have much to do on HL2RP... Very soon.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: This is Red on March 20, 2013, 02:01:44 PM
Why does no one ever ask you questions anymore?

Do you feel unloved?

Have you missed me in hl2rp bby?

I bet my Noel is still fluffier then your pets.

Hold me?

Any interesting games you've been playing lately?

Does the power of the adminge flow strong within you?

Have you stopped being dumb and finally bought (and played) the walking Dead by telltale games?

If so, it's okay, you can go ahead and let the feels flow brosif.

Simcity 2013?

ARMA 3? (I saw you got an alpha lite code anyway you scrub)

Dragon's Dogma?

Finally...

Do you love being Fabulous with your red bowtie?

Okay i'm off to your place to steal your clothes k bye
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Misty is kinda Mittens on March 20, 2013, 02:21:34 PM
Where did you get the name Dallas from?

Why David Tennet?

Why Matt Smith?

Why is Seventeen a meany?

Could I ever be a S2?

Why haven't you taken over?

Why isn't the new Fifty shades of Clarke out?

What do you think of me?

Beatles?

Pink floyd?

Cake?

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Muslim?

How are you?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: This is Red on March 20, 2013, 02:31:00 PM
Where did you get the name Dallas from?

Learn to read steam profiles wowow

How does it feel getting back in the AMA spotlight slowly but surely?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Lewis on March 20, 2013, 02:34:02 PM
would you mind if I actually came up to Inverness and tortured information out of you?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on March 20, 2013, 04:22:54 PM
Why does no one ever ask you questions anymore?
Cause I don't have boobs (or pretend to have them ahahaha)

Do you feel unloved?
Everyday...

Have you missed me in hl2rp bby?
YES! Where the fuck did you go??

I bet my Noel is still fluffier then your pets.
Noel Edmunds is so pretty

Hold me?
Yes

Any interesting games you've been playing lately?
YOUR MOM!!!!! OOOOOOOH.... Sorry that wasn't mature... I like... um. I idk man, I don't play much other than garrys mod lately. That'll change though.

Does the power of the adminge flow strong within you?
Sometimes yes, sometimes not. It's pretty good having the responsibility though.

Have you stopped being dumb and finally bought (and played) the walking Dead by telltale games?
No, I'm so sorry. Buy me them...

If so, it's okay, you can go ahead and let the feels flow brosif.
Rin why

Simcity 2013?
Naaaaah mane

ARMA 3? (I saw you got an alpha lite code anyway you scrub)
i still don't play ahahahah

Dragon's Dogma?
Is that a cool name for an STD?

Finally...
We are freeeeeeeee!!!

Do you love being Fabulous with your red bowtie?
Yeah, I do. Bowties are cool.

Okay i'm off to your place to steal your clothes k bye
You'll find lots of ties and bowties. Have fun.


Where did you get the name Dallas from?
gosh answered

Why David Tennet?
Amazing theme, fantastic episodes (not really in Season 2 but ye), sexy costume and a lovely bit of Moffat episodes (some of his best).

Why Matt Smith?
Bow-ties. He got me back into Doctor Who after a long dry spell where I didn't watch it. His episodes are all very unique nand funny in places. I usually say I prefer the 11th when forced to choose one -while I really hate to choose- I say Smith because of the energy of his performance and the way he interacts with everything around him is simply brilliant.

Why is Seventeen a meany?
She really isn't. She just can't stand failure. One of her worst vices are pride and vanity.

Could I ever be a S2?
:-X

Why haven't you taken over?
Raged > Me
At least in terms of leading S2. I agree with the above formula.


Why isn't the new Fifty shades of Clarke out?
I'm havin' trouble thinking of the new bit!

What do you think of me?
Decent girl, can be strange at times but I think you're good company.

Beatles?
I suppose.

Pink floyd?
seem a little overrated now everyone seems to praise the shit out of them, I don't even like some of their stuff

Cake?
Pie? PIE?!

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Wait for the effects of alcohol to pass

Muslim?
Sikh

How are you?
I had a pretty bad day. Despite that, I'm alright.

would you mind if I actually came up to Inverness and tortured information out of you?
LEWIS! IS THAT YOU AT THE DOOR??! OH GOD! NO GO AWAY!!!!

Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: ur mom bob on April 27, 2013, 05:58:43 PM
Why do you smell like the inside of a shoe?
Why do you drink tea?
Why do you like doctor who nigger?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on April 27, 2013, 06:07:37 PM
Why do you smell like the inside of a shoe? I wash my body in shoe polish everyday
Why do you drink tea? Not as often as you think I drink tea. Why I drink it is simple- upholding national pride  8)
Why do you like doctor who nigger? because it's literally the best thing on tv, yeah i said it, fuck house
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: DrVengeance on April 27, 2013, 06:22:00 PM
Why do you smell like the inside of a shoe? I wash my body in shoe polish everyday
Why do you drink tea? Not as often as you think I drink tea. Why I drink it is simple- upholding national pride  8)
Why do you like doctor who nigger? because it's literally the best thing on tv, yeah i said it, fuck house

I thought the Scottish drank deep-fryer fat, not tea, is this correct?
Do you count getting out of bed as a sit-up?
Do you enjoy RPing with grass?
Are you an advocate of terrible middle-class parties with cheese on a stick?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on April 27, 2013, 06:26:12 PM
I thought the Scottish drank deep-fryer fat, not tea, is this correct? Only in the central belt
Do you count getting out of bed as a sit-up? I lol'd
Do you enjoy RPing with grass? /me stares lovingly at the grass
Are you an advocate of terrible middle-class parties with cheese on a stick? I loathe those parties so much
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: EmperorDisasster on April 27, 2013, 07:18:20 PM
it doesnt matter if it isnt a car, sir, this is still classified as a kidnapping
is scotland a real?
why was matt smith good for 2 seasons only? zingzingzing
Game of Thrones is dominate
lucky scottish bastard gets independance from our twat prime minister
you agree Watchmen>Justice League>Avengers???
do you hear the people sing?
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on April 27, 2013, 07:36:01 PM
it doesnt matter if it isnt a car, sir, this is still classified as a kidnapping be quiet anne hathaway!
is scotland a real? no
why was matt smith good for 2 seasons only? zingzingzing oh you
Game of Thrones is dominate never seen, pls no hate
lucky scottish bastard gets independance from our twat prime minister salmond would literally be as bad as Stalin, id rather stay in the Union
you agree Watchmen>Justice League>Avengers??? Yes. I love Watchmen.
do you hear the people sing? No. Because I burned my copy of Les Miserables.
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: This is Red on April 27, 2013, 08:34:02 PM
Game of Thrones is dominate never seen, pls no hate

never seen, pls no hate

pls no hate

hate

why

Do you always gally about wearing suits like the one in your picture?

Have you played the walking dead YET?!?!

Why is it you seemingly ignore/hate all the mainstream stuff (game of thrones, walking dead, etc.) but love doctor fckin' who?

Why have I yet to receive my sub as was promised?

The united kingdoms of Red hereby declare war against the nation of Doktorz, and henceforth will cease any trade and aid efforts.

edit- dat gif
Title: Re: Torture information from Dallas
Post by: Dallas on April 28, 2013, 06:40:02 AM

why never got round to it

Do you always gally about wearing suits like the one in your picture? Yes, if there is some form of shirt and tie to go with it then it's certain

Have you played the walking dead YET?!?! ...if i say no...

Why is it you seemingly ignore/hate all the mainstream stuff (game of thrones, walking dead, etc.) but love doctor fckin' who? bro dr who is as mainstream as they come over here

Why have I yet to receive my sub as was promised?

The united kingdoms of Red hereby declare war against the nation of Doktorz, and henceforth will cease any trade and aid efforts. oohhh nooo

edit- dat gif It's a glimpse into my mind
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