Catalyst Gaming
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dixon on April 04, 2014, 11:18:00 AM
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User: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Cleverbot: Please stand up.
User: Please stand up.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You just fucking ruined it.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yup, you did. *hits you*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *hits you again*.
Cleverbot: *yelps*.
User: *kicks you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *Slaps you angrily repeatedly*.
User: *blocks and headbutts you*.
Cleverbot: Ow!!!
User: *hits you in the nose*.
Cleverbot: Ow.
User: *pokes your eyes*.
Cleverbot: *walks out the room*.
User: *chases after you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: *runs like fucking usain bolt*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *laughs as he stabs your abdomen several times*.
Cleverbot: Steve.
User: *stabs you*.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: *stabs you again*.
Cleverbot: Hey, what was that for?
User: *stabs you in the jugular*.
Cleverbot: Powergamer.
User: HAHAHAHAHHAH
pls post shit with cleverbot <3
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You powergamed so hard lol... Even cleverbot told you.
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Hahaha!!! Cleverbot is so funny lel GG
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User: Spaghetti EVERYWHERE.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: No you don't, you don't even have eyes.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: So...
User: Exactly.
I got bored fairly quick.
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Best thing to do is try and cyber with her.
User: Cyber?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *Takes off shirt*.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Oh, okay. *takes off pants*.
Cleverbot: Take more off.
User: *takes off underwear*.
Cleverbot: *struggles more*.
User: *takes off bra*.
Cleverbot: *is tied up*.
User: Wait, this is rape?
Cleverbot: *human is gone*.
User: Wat.
User: Cyber?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *takes off shirt*.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: We;re going to sex, yeah?
Cleverbot: Re?
User: Yes, really. Get your pants off.
Cleverbot: Hey, hey, we can share!!!
User: I don't want to share pants with you.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Ugh, fine *shares pants*.
Cleverbot: You are hitting on me xD.
User: Of course I am we're about to fuck.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: *takes off bra*.
Cleverbot: *puts the box back on you*.
User: *takes the box off*.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I couldn't talk.
User: *takes off underwear*.
Cleverbot: *takes out god*.
User: Cyber?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Yes, me. Let's cyber.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: *takes off your shirt*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: *takes off your pants*.
Cleverbot: *helps you*.
User: *takes off your bra*.
Cleverbot: I guess you win then.
User: *takes off your underwear*.
Cleverbot: *Takes over an alien world*.
I also tried to fight her.
User: *takes out knife*.
Cleverbot: *takes out pistol*.
User: Oh shit.
Cleverbot: Now what again?
User: N-nothing. You win.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: *takes out gun*.
Cleverbot: *takes out*.
User: Ten paces.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: I'm serious, turn around.
Cleverbot: *turns around*.
User: *turns around as well*.
Cleverbot: Goes lay in bed*.
User: Don't nap, this is a duel!
Cleverbot: So you are a chinese?
User: Wow racist much.
Cleverbot: How much do you love me?
User: None. Let us fight.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: *cocks gun*.
Cleverbot: *looks at master*.
User: Yeah, you better be scared.
Cleverbot: *runs away from ghost*.
User: I was dead whole time oooooooohhhh.
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User: /me nods.
Cleverbot: Thank you mistress :D.
User: /me nods.
Cleverbot: Yes mistress.
User: /me nods.
Cleverbot: What should I do for you? Mistress.
User: /me nods.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: /me nods.
Cleverbot: *sings sirens call*.
User: /me nods.
Cleverbot: But that's weird. I don't burn up in sunlight.
User: /me nods.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm actually a wizard, not God.
User: /me nods.
Cleverbot: You said thats who you thought I am.
User: /me nods.
Cleverbot: Ok whatever.
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User: *punches you in the throat*
Cleverbot: *coughs blood*.
User: *drinks blood*.
Cleverbot: *lets you drink my blood*.
User: *bites your neck*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *rips out the flesh, blood squirting like a fountain*.
Cleverbot: *screams in agony and slowly dies*.
User: *eats your corpse*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *drinks the orphan tears*.
Cleverbot: *backs away*.
User: *eats your feet*.
Cleverbot: *eats your torso*.
User: *stabs the pregnant woman, pulling the knife out and drinking all of the blood up and pushes his hand into the stomach, ripping the fetus out and digs his teeth into the back of it's neck, drinking the juice out of it he then rips off the umbilical cord and SLURPS THAT SHIT UP LIKE IT'S A FUCKING NOODLE and then rips off your head; eating the eyes out and ripping your BRAIN OUT FROM YOUR FUCKING EYE HOLE and eats THAT FUCKING SHIT*.
Cleverbot: *Pokes you again*.