My first omegle stranger encounter went weeeeel.

[crazily farting teacher]

Stranger: hi
You: HI.
Stranger: asl/
Stranger: ?
You: 24 alien your moms vagina
You: Come on over the cum pool is fine.
You:
Stranger: cum pool, what are u? a fucking sex addict?
You: Lolno.
You: I am trolling you.
You: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Stranger: trolling, u look at y too many rage comics
Stranger: u have no life... i have no life.. fuck
You: No, I look at memebase.
You: Yeps
Stranger: i was lying, my bf went to bed and im with friends. u?
You: memebase.com
You: I iz r forever alone.
Stranger: sucks to be u!


 That escalated quickly, notice how I came up with a horrible reply/troll.

[Journeyman H. [UK]]

You: Lolno.
You: I am trolling you.
You: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

It had potential.............. until you said that.

[Martinerrr]

Dude, Journeyman, he's fucking Eleven. And, he's on Omegle, that's.. Damn man, if he goes Chatroulette  :l

[crazily farting teacher]

Dude, Journeyman, he's fucking Eleven. And, he's on Omegle, that's.. Damn man, if he goes Chatroulette  :l

I have been on chat roulette and I have drawn pictures of dolan pls everywhere on there.

[Journeyman H. [UK]]

Dude, Journeyman, he's fucking Eleven. And, he's on Omegle, that's.. Damn man, if he goes Chatroulette  :l

Curses, I should've known better! Even though I've never spoken to Panda before!

But then again, Omegle is a training wheel for trolls, I shouldn't expect too much epic lulz.

[FPSRussia]

Every time I go to that site, people like to cum on camera.

[Kryptic]

Sigh... Eleven years old and this shit 

[Psycho29388]

cmon gais, omegle be a wonderful place if you can master it.

[smt]

sad face, no one likes me

[Kryptic]

[Psycho29388]

[Snakelure]

All i find on omegle is guys jacking off -_-

[FPSRussia]

lol that sites not even worth the time imo.

[?????±?????²?????´]

The only thing Omegle is good for is for finding horny men with no lifes. Don't even go on Videochat. 4/5 times it's a guy jacking his Bratwurst.

[wakeboarderCWB]

Don't go on it much anymore. Just went on, kind of boring.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like porn.
You: I like porn.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: frm where
Stranger: ?
You: United States. Michigan.
Stranger: u watch porn?
You: Of course. I love watching girl on girl action.
Stranger: nice
You: It makes my tits hard and pussy wet.
Stranger: u like dicks??
You: I like it all.
Stranger: hw big dicks u like?
You: Normal size to huge.
You: I must go now, but let me tell you one thing:
You: I'm a guy
You have disconnected.