Beans + Beef's journal

[Kevin]

(It is very sloppy writing, many of the words are misspelled- as Beans is illiterate. Beef is a little better, but not by much)

beenz- 2dae i fined diss book. i take it 2 beef and he say write in. i start to write in.

a number daes ugo me and beef hungri, so wee fined a man lie sleep, so i take him to beef, and we ate. he yummy. denn nextday we go and fined pretty laydy, so i tell her folloe, she duz. i taek off pant and try show luv, she no like, denn lady come in wiht gunn and try kil me.

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[The Mighty cookiemonstur]

// Um... I think I lost braincells reading this, but in a good way? It's nice, especially for the character. i jus lus briansels reedin thes.

[Lewis]

Out of Character for OOC:

Illiterate cannibal rapists. Oh shiz. We're doomed.

[Kevin]

Already ate like... 2 people? Killed none, before we finish eating, we ask if they want to die, if they do, we kick the shit out of them and steal their clothes. Literally. And Beans has raped one of Monkey With A Gun's characters. Good times.

Don't travel D2 alone-Dem illiterate cannibals named after food be watching-

The 3 Wilson boys, The leader, Beans.

The brains, Beef.

And the one that never talks, Meaty.

TOGETHER WE FORM- Illiterate rapist cannibals named after food!

[Egf_Adam]

beef- todiay wez fiend daedh bodie on the fllur it waz gooud bEanz denn went four moar foud he no find anyhthing

(Beef is more litterate than beans but not by a lot somtimes he blunders and he spells a word right but not often.)