Torture information from Dallas

[Dallas]

Hello, I'm David.

Rules stated in the new thread apply, I will answer all questions though, within reason.

Now begins the slow death of my AMA thread.

[This is Red]

Why did you change your name to David?

Why do I never see your CA on?

Why am I asking you this? I mean, seriously.

[?µ??µ??µ?]

"What can you do, David?"

but why was your old name Dallas?

[Dallas]

Why did you change your name to David? 

Why do I never see your CA on?

Why am I asking you this? I mean, seriously.

Prometheus, there is an android played by Micheal Fassbender, he is a really interesting character, in my opinion.

Bad timing, I usually go on, do some assistant RP, write my memoirs then flag down.

Because you have questions that only I can answer!

"What can you do, David?"

but why was your old name Dallas?

I can do almost anything that could possibly be asked of me, I can assist your employees, I can make your organisation more efficient.

Dallas has a couple meanings to me, to list the definitions:
Dallas-Some city... in 'MERICA where J.F.K got shot
Dallas-That guy who died in Alien
Dallas-That guy from payday
Dallas-That TV show where JR got shot
 

[swag master spiderman]

Favourite HL2RP faction?

Favourite HL2RP character?

Favourite book?

Favourite movie?

Favourite song?

[Dallas]

Favourite HL2RP faction?

Favourite HL2RP character?

Favourite book?

Favourite movie?

Favourite song?

I'd say CCA, I may say resistance very soon if Oz's "dissolve P3 idea" goes ahead, hope it does.

Right now, I answer that with Dawn White/017, I feel her personality and character has grown a lot recently.

My book!

Movie... hmm difficult one. A couple of my favorites: A lonely Place to Die, New Town Killers, Buried, LOTR, Sunshine, Alien franchise (excluding Aliens 3, Resurrection and the god awful AvPs), The Dark Knight Trilogy (Rises is my favorite out of them)   

I don't have one, I've always been jumping from song to song, listening to it over and over until I tire of it.

[swag master spiderman]

Why do you only answer 4 out of the five questions?

bah you edited it

Favourite video gaem?

Why do you get all defensive when I mention anal insertion?

[Dallas]

Why do you only answer 4 out of the five questions?

bah you edited it

Favourite video gaem?

Why do you get all defensive when I mention anal insertion?

Probably Fallout 3

Because Aliens.

[Elions]

Where are you from?

Any languages you know or want to learn?

Why did you only ask me one question you bastard? :c

When will you show up with Pariah again?

[Dallas]

Where are you from?

Any languages you know or want to learn?

Why did you only ask me one question you bastard? :c

When will you show up with Pariah again?

Scotland

I know a bit a Gaelic (Native Scottish) "Ha mi sheoc." And french, I would like to continue learning french, I do enjoy it.

I'm sowwy :c

Well, right now Pariah is surrounded by kin who hate humans, next time he see's Eli, he will greet him or maybe try to kill him depending if his kin persuade him.

[JF]

David... David no... David... No...

Name?

Address?

Got beef?

Men or women?

Do you dislike gay people?

[Dallas]

David... David no... David... No...

Name?

Address?

Got beef?

Men or women?

Do you dislike gay people?

 Yes... Jizzerfinger yes... Jizzerfinger...YES!!!

Name: David 8 :l or Dallas if you know me on steam/HL2RP

Address: The magical land of Scotland

We have lots of beef in Scotland...

ALL ;O

No, I've know a couple of them, they are very nice people and should be treated no less then a person who is hetro.

[tim]

hi hello

what do you think of me?

can you make me a gif avatar of this python and 'tim. tim no. tim. no.'

bye goodbye

[Dallas]

hi hello

what do you think of me?

can you make me a gif avatar of this python and 'tim. tim no. tim. no.'

bye goodbye

Haybales

You are a cool guy who knows how to code things like websites... if you had done that all IC in GRID, you'd be promoted.

Maybe...

Bai bb

[Lewis]

Do you want to make sweet love to Susan Boyle?

Do you want to make sweet love to Susan Boyle? that sexy thang called Lewis?

Where exactly in our magical land of happiness, love and tender care are you from? (shitty North Lanarkshire here)

If you were stuck in a toilet -

What is it with you and wiping poo on poor SuBo's face?