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Social Discussion / Extremely Strange Re-occuring Dream
« on: January 30, 2012, 09:01:52 PM »
Considering so many other people decided to post about their false-realities of sleep, I decided I'd chip in with this REALLY long and strange dream.  First off, I've had this dream around 14 times in my life, and It occurs at random times.  The last time I had the dream was months ago. Anyhoo, let me begin.
It starts off with me being dropped off at the top of a sandy hill by my mother.  An empty beach is in front of me, and I slide down the hill quickly and happily.  She then drives off (and only comes into the story later).  I run to the water, and then look to my left.  There's a hut there, that wasn't there before.  I enter and see a few furries (Yes, furries) talking and eating ice-cream.  I began to talk to them, but for some reason (I can't remember) they violently rejected me and chased me from the hut.  I ran and ran before getting back to the hill, where my mother's van was sitting atop.  I jumped in and we began to drive down the road...which was like a spiral staircase going down a canyon.  The van jutted and veered off the side of the road and flew twenty 'stories' down into the abyss.  We landed next to a cave, and the rocks from the cave pummeled the vehicle.  We both somehow managed to leave, but the cave was, well, caved in and provided no escape for us.  With no other option, we went forward into the cave.  Suddenly, it lit up, and showed a high-tech lab facility of some sort.  We proceeded, dodging strange traps and contraptions. (Buzzsaws, pendulums, turrets) Then, when we got to the next room, a giant reptilian-like creature sprang upon us (It looked like a DeathClaw from fallout, as I recall).  I quickly ran away in complete fear and managed to escape via a ventilation shaft.  I crawled up to the surface where I saw two biker-looking dudes sitting atop a staircase. I clearly remember that there was a desert in the background, and that it was on a roof.  I managed to sneak by them and exit the building (which wasn't a roof, but more of a single-level ledge...Bah, I dunno.)  I walked over to a rock and knocked on it twice.  A small hole opened up in the rock.  I reached in and pulled a lever that was inside.  The rock lifted itself up as I moved my hand back, revealing a trapdoor.  I opened it up and...
That's when I wake up.
Questions? Comments? Concerns?

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Vincent Poachman's Civil Authority Application

OOC Name: Kaxopilla

IC Character Name: Vincent Poachman

1) Please write a minimum of 3 paragraphs OOC'ly detailing why your character wishes to join the Combine Civil Authority and what lead your character to do so.
Well, it's all pretty well described in the backstory, but I might as well state it here as well.  Vince, being a logical human being, knew that the Union had truly saved a whole bunch of the world with their actions.  He became mesmerized by their motives, and soon began to speak out against rebellion.  He noticed loyalist points were being given to him very often.
Naturally curious, he asked what they were for.  The officer replied: "You use loyalist points to prove yourself to the Union, and to be permitted to apply for CCA, and CWU employments." This is all the information he needed.  He was inspired upon the idea of finally being a true part of the Union. And so, he attempted to rack up more loyalist points for the soul purpose of joining the CCA.
"To protect and serve, not to reap the many benefits a CCA officer so much deserves." He would always say this when he was working for the points.  Eventually, he gained his loyalist armband and knew what to do next. He would join the CCA, and, more importantly, forever join the Union.

2) Please detail your characters traits. (Eg, Pure, Lawful, Trustworthy)
Extremely loyal, intelligent, lawful, plays by the book

3) Please provide 2 paragraphs about what you are expecting the Combine Civil Authority to be like for you and your character.
Of course, it would be rocky for Vincent at first. Being one of the odd-ones-out, in the sense that he would be joining purely for the Union's benefit.  Despite this, over time, like all CCA units, he would become more 'perfect' as he likes to say.  Perfect meaning cold, stone-hearted, and ready to face anything the citizens of the Union have to offer.
After training, given his intelligence, he probably wouldn't forget it.  He wasn't a doctor, so NOVA wouldn't go too well. He hasn't ever been very physically fit, either, so say goodbye to APEX.  It might be difficult for him to find his place, belaying the fact that when he learns something...he learns it well. Maybe GRID will be his place.

4) Please provide a detailed back-story from an out-of-character perspective on your applying character. This section must be detailed and consist of a minimum of 300 words.
1979-1997
Within his child years, Vincent was supported by a rich family that lived in Akron, Ohio.  His father, Taylor Poachman, owned a popular food business, in which were the wealth accumulated from.  He spent his pre-elementary years reading children's books, and mainly keeping to his own doings.  He didn't get out much with others, and when he did, he wasn't a fan among them.  At six years old, he went to grade school for the first time.  He skipped kindergarten due to a fear of being bullied, so he had had less experience with school at First Grade.  In the middle of the school year, something brilliant happened to him, and it changed his life forever. At the age of six, he was asked to write a simple paragraph about himself.  He came back with an entire four-paragraph essay.  The teacher, as well as many of the other students, were dazed in confusion.  Through elementary school, he was a gem, skipping 4th grade due to the school-board believing he "didn't need it; That boy is smarter than our super-intendant."  In Seventh grade, he wrote his first novel, titled "I Helped My Parents With Their Homework", became a surprising success.  He was at the top of the world, come ninth grade, being on every poster, billboard, and other advertisement across the entire city of Akron.  Then, only seven days into his tenth school year, he came home to see his parents lying down on their bed...dead as a doornail, with blood surrounding their cold corpses.  Immediately, he alerted the authorities.  They explained to him, after a thorough investigation, that a man known as "Jarret Smith" killed his parents.  He had broken in to steal their television, and shot the both of them down when they attempted to stop him.  Since that moment, he had to live on his own.  His workplace was hell, due to the owner being seemingly angry at all times. He slowly became a vengeful person inside, yet a happy, intelligent, and giddy person on the outside.  It only took a spark to set him aflame.
1998-2015
  And that spark was being mugged by an armed man on a public street. He bought a pistol, and put it to his head.  The date was 1998, and just when he was about to pull the trigger, a vortex appeared in his run-down apartment. Appalled, he looked at it until a strange creature appeared from.  He shot it down with the fire-arm.  Breathing heavily, he looked over at the gun. He knew that had happened for a reason.  Whatever the hell reason that be, it was a good one.  Vincent came to live by that moment.  Later, he was picked up by the S.W.A.T. teams that were evacuating the city.  For eight years, he stayed in that evacuation shelter.  He was hungry, he was alone, but there was one thing he was not...he was not without will.  Upon the arrival of the seven hour war, a black portal-like hole gaped overhead.  Strange, metal-plated creatures swooped out of it, and began to destroy the city.  Vincent survived for about a day, until a tall, bulky figure had knocked him unconscious with the butt of a rifle.
2016-Present
Quietly, Vincent stepped into City Eighteen. He then realized what had gone on.  The Union saved the lives of millions by getting rid of those who didn't deserve to live.  He read over the book 'Zen of the Union', and then stood upon a step, and spoke out for his first time. "To the Union," he said "To the Union I am devoted."  Later, he was drafted to City Eleven, where he continued his speeches.  Finally, upon reaching City Fourty-Five, he decided it was time. It was time...to join the Combine Civil Authority.

5) Have you ever had a CCA character here at Catalyst Gaming?  If so, explain why it was removed.
Yes. She was removed because she wanted to get 'creative' with a beating, as well as a few insubordination accounts, and one or two audio violations. She didn't last too long; Didn't even get out of 04 status before she got amputated.


OOC Details

1. How long have you played on role-playing servers in general?
Six years, just about.

2. How long have you played on serious servers?
Three years.

3. How long have you played on Catalyst Gaming?
Roughly six months.

4. What Time zone are you in?
American EST

5. In what country do you live?
The United States Of America

6. How old are you?
Thirteen.

7. What’s your most memorable quality RP experience?
Probably during a time on this one server (I think it was called Exogaming or something like that) where a female CP took me into the torture cell.  She half beat my character to death, and then took her mask off.
My character said:
"If you weren't a complete f***ing psychopath, I'd say you were cute."

... Yeah, he died and got pk'ed.


8. Do you consider yourself a good listener?
At times, yes. Right now, and as long as I'm on the server... Hell yeah.



IC Section

Full Name: Vincent Poachman
CID: 57988
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Height: 5'11
Hair Colour Auburn
Eye Colour: Blue
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Weight: 112 lbs.
Mental Distinctions: Above Average Intelligence.
Mental Defects: None that I can think of.
Mental Advantages: Above Average Intelligence.
Notable Qualities: Loyal, Large Vocabulary, Talks in long sentences.


1. Have you ever been detained or apprehended for a Sociostability Infringement before? If so, explain?
No, I have not.  I practice reading the Union's protocols weekly to keep myself refreshed on what is permitted and what is not.  I do this not only to avoid being detained, but to assist the Union by having a truly loyal spirit in regards to it.

2. Do you regularly eat Combine Civil Authority Issued Rations?
Yes.  Although they could use a little bit of flavor, I am not to complain about nutrients so gladly given to us by the Combine Civil Authority.

3. Are you willing to give your life to the cause of the Universal Union?
Without a doubt, I would be burnt, electrocuted, attacked, mauled, scraped, bashed, assaulted, or even killed, but I would still attempt to do my best for the Union.

4. Do you as a Citizen and future Civil Protection Member accept ALL actions performed by you and those under your command as your OWN responsibility?
Of course; All who command me will see my loyalty without falteration.  All who I command will be promised a stern leader, yet a well-trained one at that.

5. Will you remain loyal and faithful to the Universal Union as long as you live?
Even after death, I would do all I possibly could to protect the Union.  And as long as I am alive, I can do the most.  Due to this, I shall continue to be loyal no matter the consequences, or even rewards, I receive in doing so.

6. Why do you want to join the Combine Civil Authority?
I want to fight, bleed, and die for the union.  I don't care where I am deployed, if I face trouble, or even if I am tortured as training, I will protect the union's cities because that is what is right.  The Union's ideals have captured me into a sense of total loyalty, and because of that, I wish to join the Combine Civil Authority to, even further, add to the Union's unfathomable might.  I want to join the Union...because it is what is right of me as a proud human being.


Please sign the attached oath using only blue or black pen.

I, Vincent Poachman hereby swear my mind, body and soul to the Universal Union forever so long as I draw breath. I do so knowing that my actions will be held accountable to me and solely myself. I also declare my knowledge that as a Member of The Universal Union that I will be required to perform tasks above and beyond as well as perform ANY task ordered to by ANY commanding person(s). I hereby acknowledge the fact that as a Civil Protection Task-force Unit that I will be losing most, if not all, communication and or past relationship with anyone outside of the Universal Union's operational bounds.
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General Discussion / Goddamnit.
« on: September 24, 2011, 04:25:28 PM »
Goddamnit. Those stupid 'VAC Servers cannot connect' disconnection errors are really, REALLY starting to piss me off.  Five seconds into a game, and it D/Cs me.  I'm not even kidding.  I can't do ANYTHING now.  And to top things off, my CCA Unit is banned every time I log onto the server, even if an admin unbans her after I join.

So, if you can help with either of these problems, go ahead.

Please. >>;

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Accepted PK Appeals / C18.CCA.UNION-04.398 Ban appeal.
« on: September 24, 2011, 11:38:36 AM »
Name: Kaxopilla
RP Name (at time of ban): C18.CCA.UNION-04.398
STEAM ID: STEAM_0:0:24149020

Reason: No idea.
Length: I don't know.
Server: The City Server.
Banner: No idea, as well.

Why should you be unbanned?:
I honestly did nothing wrong, nor did I attempt to do anything wrong, nor would I do anything that would make 398 deserve to be BANNED. I was, yes, being disconnected varied amount of times during RP, but it was purely un-intentional, as the 'STEAM VAC SERVERS CANNOT CONNECT' whenever I am indeed kicked out.
Possible evidence of misunderstanding: As I said before, these constant disconnections could lead an admin to believe I was doing these things on purpose.

Note: I don't know why or how long I was banned because, well, I wasn't on when it happened, apparently.  I can still access the server, but I can't go onto my CCA Unit, who is 398.  I just got on earlier and she was banned.  Also, every time I join the server, it automatically bans her.  I've gotten an admin to unban her, but when I re-connect it just bans again. >>;

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Social Discussion / Oh, no. Not School.
« on: August 29, 2011, 12:20:57 AM »
School's coming up. (I start on Wednesday) and I wanted to freaking rip someone's throat out. Schools is an abomination that, while teaching us good morals, math, and reading, causes emotional distress to me on every single fucking conceivable level. Ahem. School is designed so that if you're good at it, everyone else will hate you, and if you're bad at it, everyone else will...also...hate you. I'm on the bad side because, although very smart, am a gamer and I don't do my homework that often. That's...beside the point.  School is just generally something I do not like, and I might apply for an online school if I feel the need to simply tell people to fuck off.
G'day. Discuss.

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Social Discussion / Re: Things that piss you off (IRL)
« on: August 20, 2011, 08:50:28 PM »
Guys that brag about girls.
Fuck. My. Life.
I don't care about how many girlfriend's you've had, or how this girl said this on facebook. Seriously. I don't. Fucking. Care. >>;

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General Discussion / Re: A new counter strike WTF!?!?!? (I'm serious)
« on: August 20, 2011, 08:43:28 PM »
Looks promising,

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-h3cIPabQs" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-h3cIPabQs</a>
You know what this shows?
That we will indeed have an Mp7.

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Introductions / Uhh..I...Um...Eh...Hai...
« on: August 20, 2011, 08:27:17 PM »
Hallo thar. I am Kaxopilla, and I eat pie. Yes, that was necessary.  I'm quite new to this community, and so far I love it, despite minge after minge coming onto the HL2RP server. Gawd. Anyway, yes, I am a proud HL2RPer, and I am proud of it.  Teehee.
I've created a few boring, undeveloped, and stupid characters.  One of them is completely against the idea of combine and resisted all CP force.  The other one, however, has a loyalist armband. :D
In this introduction, I'd truly like to say "Ohaider", rather than "Hello", because I'm quite in the internet kinda person. I fool around a bit in the rp RARELY, and otherwise keep it simple and serious.

Guys in the RP need to stop violating my ass.
Ahem.

-G'day, Kaxopilla.

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Media / Re: Dubstep
« on: August 20, 2011, 08:16:44 PM »
Ahem.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F21aifX0lZY" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F21aifX0lZY</a>

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General Discussion / Re: A new counter strike WTF!?!?!? (I'm serious)
« on: August 20, 2011, 08:11:36 PM »
I would be excited if it wasn't going to rape my PC. Gmod rapes my pc, so I'm pretty sure a new CS game would. Q-Q

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