17th Malchite, 125
A villager informed me of a Hag mate of evil nearby, I slayed it, but we suffered casualties. Here is the new troop list



I think the axemen are welcome additions. I look forward to seeing their prowess, let's see if that silly lord changed his mind....

9th Malchite, 125
It seems merely yesterday I was a young, 12 year old dwarf, entering manhood, with my very first mace. I was quickly appointed head of the militia, and after a few days of this, I was re-appointed to Hammerer.(Hammering = Dwarven Exicution) I have left my Mountain home, in search for glory, honor, and companions who understand the meaning of trust. As I write this I am in a human fort, recruiting soldiers to fight for glory, they are eager, but it seems my name is unknown in this area.  I shall make sure they know the name Nil Thocitrigoth (Litteral Translate = Hammer Spikescraft) when I am finished here, I suppose I should first go hunting… sadly my only truly dwarven equipment I still hold is my shield, a fine steel Shield. My mace is of Iron, I do hope I may get a bronze one soon, as this will perhaps dent the skulls of puny elves, but against Human foes it will do little. I wonder what human booze tastes like…

I recruited three troops… here are their names, and ranks.





10th Malchite, 125
This “Lord” had the silly idea of saying to my face “You!?  What chance do you have against the monsters of this world? Maybe one of my subjects has need of you. Begone!” When I asked him if there was any good hunting around here. I’ll show him… Tommorow, we set out for adventure! I hope theres some elves around… Maybe I can get the wrestler to break all their bones….

FUUUU- How do I delete polls?
Johanan, I changed evething now, read first post.
Ma new character is a dorf, In case that wasn' clear.

Question: What is a DF story?

DF is a game, Dwarf Fort, It is a story about a character of mine in said game.

9th of Sandstone, 125.
Well, seems Urist lost his hammer... along with his ring finger. He says that he'll "Be shield fighting from now on." Humans, what are you gonna do? I have stored my large sum of coins in a cave, the locals call it "Fatal Tunnels" It WAS home to a Bleak Troll Consort... It seemed to... be calling out Lord Wettummies name... I asked him of his family, and he eventually confided in me that his youngest daughter was kidnapped and.. transformed, by one of the Bleak Trolls I have defeated.... It almost sounded like sh was screaming for help.... I think Tikbo noticed as well, she has confided in me that she has nightmares.... I fear for the Consorts soul... I think some of the men where afraid when I mercilessly cut her head clean off.... She was comming at me, It was my only choice....

Now, I am going to write WHY I have started this journal. I began this journal to keep records of my adventure, kill counts and such... but now I have seen some of the True Horrors of the world.... This journal, if ever found, serves as warning for future generations, none of this is fake. This is my warning to whoever finds this, The world is filled with horror, if you cannot fight the horror, then you are doomed, learn to fight, you will be glad you did.

Troops:


GRRRRR Some of the troop are signed up there twice... why... Must.. find... reason for diary.. GOT IT
It would... appear that Urist, and some others, including Tikbo... have signed themselves up... TWICE.... and I don't understand why.... When I informed them they told me they "Don't Remember".... Oh well, it'll seem more impressive.

13th of Sandstone, 125.
Very uneventfull recently, I feel bored... perhaps I'll ask the Lord for a new task... Maybe he will allow me to hunt his "Horrors" now.

14th of Sandstone, 125  If you want what these months are representative of, heres a Little dorf link. http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Calendar

I asked lord Wettummy about a quest, he told me to kill ANOTHER bleak troll, but this one was special, it's killed a bunch of people, upon arrival, I discovered most where elves, and then discovered they we'r using wood weapons and wood armor... NO FUCKING DUH YOU FAILED! I am heading back soon to burn their bodies... Also, for some odd reason I woke up to find all my companions where gone... How odd. I suppose they had gotten bored. I suppose I may be able to get some of he townspeople to join me. Well, I'll be off.

Very odd, they just left... odd glitch, Johanan, if you want a character again, you can get one of te townspeople/whatevers i recruit. Also, from now on people with claimed companions can write their own logs, remember not to make shit up, if in my logs I SAY you did something, Then you can write about it. Otherwise, just write about how your think we're doing and such.

15th of Sandstone, 125.
There are spots of snow around here, I believe winter is setting in.... a few more months... Anyway... I walked around town yesterday, recruiting, here is a list of the new troops.



I believe that the Esme one, the Diagnoser, will be helpful. Soon, we set off to the Dark Mountains, I must gather the proper supplies, some water for my flask, and some foods. I will (Hopefully) not be killed by zombies...

All... of the new troops are gone.. and my old troops came... back... I am confused... very much so.

WHATHEFUCK... So many glitches... I am afraid....

25th of Limestone, 125
I seem to be getting a lot of attention, the lord I mentioned earlier, Wettummy, told me that if he sent me against the "True Horrors of the world" I would "Surely be destroyed" and it would be a "Hopeless Venture". Not sure what he's talkin' bout, I bet he's never seen a bleak troll, and who else is gonna defeat dragons, Bronze Collosi, and Hydra's... Anyway, He wants me to go serve more of the peasants...
And I discovered that town, it's got some stores, I sold some of my knives, cave loot, and my wood sword and shield, I know have a... Bronze Short Sword, Medium Quality, and.... Bronze Buckler, also Medium Quality.

I got a a nice hood from one of the Caves... the one with the Druid... It shows it's a druids to, has some alder on it... like a deer or something, died red... Image of some Muck Root carved in the Willow antler.... and an Image of Three Kapoks in the Chestnut Antler.(KApok, Type of tree, Look it up.) IT's... really nice. I gave the Druid an Elven burial, Burned the body, he's with the earth now... Well, Troop count time.




Decided to use a pic, Much faster. All of these are up for grabs except... Arul. (who, till said otherwise by Johanan, Will be nicknamed "Strangeman"

18 of Limestone, 125
MY sisters did not fair well, but they were weak, Today I have gathered my gear, and already rid the land of a nearby Bleak Troll, I wish there where a trade town nearby, maybe one of the locals...

Aah, Great, a Local has told me the town of... I forget the name, but it has merchants a-plenty, I will head there once I rid this land of it's other beasts! I feel guilt, as I hope that one may die, so that I may take his weaponry... Well, here is a list of my men.

Arul Atekoko, Hammerman.
Tikbo Nenilunce, Macewoman.
Quazo Demapibo, Spearman.
Leteng Peradengdul, Swordsman.
Also, the lord of the nearby castles last name translates to WetTummy... That's just silly.

Still ready fo you people to join. This time I'll try not to die.

In short, lotsa bullshit. (snipped earlier statement. If an admin want's delete this.)

Curse dem floods... BUt you have inspired me to play DF again. Thank you.

Would join, Love DF... but... 1. I'm on vaca with ma laptop, and 2. I SUCK at DF. ( I mean like, Really, Really much. )