Psycho29388: do you want to hear
Psycho29388: the story of my tiny government adventure
Señor Trashcan: sure
Psycho29388: okay
Psycho29388: so I just quit my job as a fireman
Psycho29388: got bored
Psycho29388: so I start looking for places to raid
Psycho29388: as soon as I got out of the city
Psycho29388: a cop that was heading into town pulled me over
Psycho29388: (this is a pretty long story btw)
Señor Trashcan: k lol
Psycho29388: so he tells me that Im under arrest for going through a red light
Señor Trashcan: loll
Psycho29388: I ask him how did he know this
Psycho29388: this is true*
Psycho29388: which it was but
Psycho29388: there were no cops in the city as I was leaving it
Señor Trashcan: yea
Psycho29388: so they couldnt have reported over radio
Psycho29388: anyways
Psycho29388: he had no gun out
Psycho29388: I told him hes full of shit
Psycho29388: and I get in my car and run like hell
Psycho29388: I hang out at the MTL for awhile
Psycho29388: then I try and go back to town
Psycho29388: when another cop pulls me over
Psycho29388: then finally
Psycho29388: he cuffs me
Psycho29388: before he sends me to jail
Psycho29388: this guy who i dont even know
Psycho29388: says
Psycho29388: "I'm gonna have to ask you to leave this man alone"
Psycho29388: cop says no
Psycho29388: so the man gets out a bat and starts beating on the cop
Señor Trashcan: loll
Psycho29388: While the cop was distracted
Psycho29388: I ran all the way back to town with handcuffs
Psycho29388: I asked several people if they could lockpick them off for me
Psycho29388: even a cop
Psycho29388: which was a bad idea since he metagamed my name to all the cops once I did this
Psycho29388: so I had to run away again
Señor Trashcan: gay
Señor Trashcan: lol
Psycho29388: so finally I find my org member
Psycho29388: who is in charge of the party truck
Psycho29388: I get in
Psycho29388: he was running from the cops too
Psycho29388: so we got out of the city
Psycho29388: but in the tunnel he got ejected out of his car
Psycho29388: got out a gun and started shooting them
Psycho29388: and unfortunately got killed by the cops
Psycho29388: before I knew it the whole truck was surrounded by 6-7 cops
Psycho29388: so I just stayed in the truck
Psycho29388: when they all left, org member respawned the truck
Psycho29388: I ran like hell to the car dealer
Psycho29388: waited there for a bit
Psycho29388: the party truck was back
Psycho29388: so we get in
Psycho29388: then tim calls on Org chat
Psycho29388: "EVERYONE TO OFFICE COMPLEX, WERE GONNA  KILL THE MAYOR" (not exact words but w/e)
Psycho29388: so we get there just 4-5 of us
Psycho29388: After awhile tim asks if anyone has lockpicks to get my cuffs off with.
Psycho29388: I told him I had some, and so I finally got them off.
Señor Trashcan: finally
Señor Trashcan: lol
Psycho29388: we got in the party truck and headed for the nexus
Psycho29388: we all headed for the elevator
Psycho29388: when we got there
Psycho29388: we had a cop under fear RP
Psycho29388: luckily, we were able to go up before the other cops with guns could get on.
Psycho29388: we get to the 2nd floor and stayed there for a bit
Psycho29388: once the elevator came to our floor again.
Psycho29388: We got 1 more guy helping us
Psycho29388: We all go up to the top floor
Psycho29388: 1 swat and 1 police officer were at the top waiting for us
Señor Trashcan: how many of you died from that
Señor Trashcan: lol
Psycho29388: also at this time cop broke fear rp and tried to taze someone
Psycho29388: only 1
Señor Trashcan: ah
Psycho29388: here is the best part
Psycho29388: we killed them all
Psycho29388: cops on that floor anyways
Psycho29388: there were 2-3 more cops and 1 more swat to deal with
Psycho29388: once everyone got off the top floor
Psycho29388: cops called elevator
Psycho29388: the guy
Psycho29388: who died
Psycho29388: his Mp5
Psycho29388: prevented the elevator from going down
Señor Trashcan: loll
Psycho29388: so we went to find the mayor
Psycho29388: we found him at the last room crouched down scared to death.
Psycho29388: I told him to put the taxes down to 0%.
Psycho29388: at this time the MP5 got loose or something
Psycho29388: and the cops started coming up
Psycho29388: At this time the mayor had put the taxes down to 0%
Psycho29388: so I killed him, if I didn't then he would just put them back up again.
Psycho29388: I put my gun away and unloaded it aswell
Psycho29388: at this time the swat was up at the top floor but not any other cops.
Psycho29388: swat tells us to freeze on the wall
Psycho29388: so I did aswell as the other org members who did the same thing as I (Put their guns away)
Psycho29388: he was stupid enough to go check on the mayor without telling us to stay there + putting his gun away
Psycho29388: So my org members got out their guns again and instead of me doing the same I ran like hell
Psycho29388: Got down to the elevator and went to the bank.

Considering I'm a huge hipster faggot I shouldn't be doing this.

Too late for that now though.

Go.

I made this awhile ago but never showed it to anyone else other than roflwaffle and soviet catmaster.