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Some may like the new city, but some are mad and just want to be like bin laden and blow i-oh wait, bin ladens dead.

Well bin laden's dead but breen's alive so bombing still exists
As does pedophelia
And rebecca black still lives so I'd assume transexuality still exists

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I can just imagine breen in jail right now
In the peodophile area right next to gordon ramesy's cell

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And with that, this forum is slowly dying so lets press onwards
At the end of that unsurprisingly quick round the points for Headliners goes to:
Desperado for the correct answer
Smt for funniest joke
And King Blt the III??rd for the funniest contribution to the discussion afterwards

Round 2
It's time for the next round called: 'if we do this quick we can Mock off early'
This is for everyone and the aim is to come up with the funniest joke or comedy story for the topic
Ok guys
The topic Is
Jobs!
Come in with your funniest comedy comments and the funniest bags the point
(Also, if this game does well I will make this a regular game and maybe even add teams)

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So, I had a job at the helium gas factory
I quit, i refused to be talked to in that tone of voice

But Y'Know what I think? I think we really need to sort out jobs here in Britain, or at least the people who do them
I went to the dentists the other day and the guy was a bloody murderer! Who else would take the tooth drill, raise it up and go
"ACCEPT THIS TOOTH SACRIFICE! ALMIGHTY SATAAAAAAAAN!!!!"
The guy was scarier than richard hammond in a demo derby!

You know who has the hardest job ever? A grand national commentator
All this garbled nonsense, but the way they announce the races is complex but awesome
"And it's swift silver on mr horsey dude on catalyst gaming coming up to the first bend!" But they say it like a sentence with random hat names in it! And so quickly

If I were a millionaire, no thanks to the corrupt a wish foundation, I would love to do one thing:
Buy a grand national horse and name it: I'm having a nervous break down
Or heck, better yet buy ALL the horses, rename them and make it sound like the commentator had gone mental!
"And they're up to the first hurdle, I'm having a nervous breakdown on my wife left me on I have an erection on my mom!
Where'd that rash come from? coming up the rear it's itching my ballsack catching up and I SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTE BECAUSE THE RACE HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!!!!!!