whats the point of soldiers in a place where you can claim land through plugins

way to be blunt
did you reinstall
did you verify integrity of the cache
did you delete the garrysmod folder (or rename it) and launch gmod
did you restart your computer

why?

how?

When?

So?

Then?

Ah. Alright.

no

no

no

no

yes

ok

Hello Hi
How are you?
What is it like down under?
Is the weather nice?
What do you think of me?
Do you do anything in your free time?
Are you a real person?
Bye

hi
i am tired i just woke up
it is good
it's currently sunny with clouds so i suppose you could say the weather is nice given the fact it was raining last night
i think you can be obnoxious and excessively loud at times but sometimes i can actually talk to you and have a decent conversation and you use the word cunt too much directed to me :(
i can't do anything in my free time but game because of my fractured ankle lol
yes i am very real
goodbye

What should we do next?
Do you like HL2RP?
You are such an excellent roleplayer and could be an asset to our community. Why do/did you act the way you do/did?
Do you plan to settle down a bit and just enjoy things?
When not playing hl2rp or goofing around in spam, what do you do?
OCRP2?
HRP?
TTT?
Sandbox?
Do you go to school?
Do you have plans for life?
Do you do any non computer related activities other then nerf?
Do you dislike me?

i don't understand what you mean by that

yes i do like hl2rp but i don't think it's great

because i think that the role of an admin is more solely based on bias and circlejerking than it is on enforcing rules as i have been banned and warned numerous times over breaking non-existent rules. i like to voice my opinion and most of the times my opinion is voiced in an aggressive tone because it gets the point across. i don't like it when administrators flaunt their presence and privilege to ban and kick people for dumb reason and i can't stand circlejerking and elitism. i don't give a flying fuck about what people think about me and that kind of enforces my agressive tone i suppose because most people think i have a grudge against them when in all reality i can't even hold a grudge (even if i wanted to). so i suppose i act like the way i do because i've had a really bad experience with communities and i've basically just given up on them or even trying to contribute something other than my opinion that of which i have a right to express.

no because i'm not going to brand myself into one community. catalyst gaming isn't a community i would like to 'settle down into' and even if i did, i can't because a lot of people have it out for me and my reputation would prevent me from doing so.

play more video games because fractured ankle otherwise i'd probably be having a social life and hanging out with mates

i was planning to farm cash on it to get vip or gold member or maybe apply for dj because i think i'd make an okay dj but i really can't be bothered
played it once and it was terrible. it was just perp on a harbor with a lot more little kids

i gave up with ttt after my previous ttt community turned out to be money hungry 13 year olds and i was threatened with a ban for posting ban requests on abusive administrators (again enforcing the reason why i won't be settling down in a community)

i'd probably play catalyst's sandbox server if it was actually up and i didn't have 300 average ping on it and all australian sandbox servers are filled with young children who can't help but attack you when you're trying to build something.

yes i go to school but i haven't been in a while, going back next week and i need to do all my finals lol

yes and i'm not sharing them on the forums

i like how you assumed that i still play with nerf guns but lol. i used to play basketball competitively but i got bored of it and i usually just hang out irl with friends and whatnot. i often longboard too, not  the best but i'm pretty average at it and it's fun.

like i said i can't hold grudges and i don't have it out for you but i think that you can be a real dickhead and you make an ass of yourself often

Quote from: Dallas on April 03, 2013, 06:56:22 AM

Personally, if nobody else in the server speaks Sweedish, I find it hard to imagine why someone would apply to speak it- who are you going to even speak to?

Because the character is Swedish. In the backstory, it seems like it was written to take place in Sweden.

I have a Swedish character and she doesn't speak Swedish for the sake of me not knowing Swedish. No excuses.

Quote

   - OOCly something like this: [SWEDISH] blah blah blah

please can you just use google translate or something having [swedish] next to it looks awful and unprofessional

or be even more realistic and learn swedish yourself

Backpack - This will make him stand out from most people and may make him a target for robbery. With the tools in, it will also weigh him down more and stop him from being to run fast.

Really? A set of screwdrivers, a wrench, a spanner, and pliers weigh you down?
Oh, unless you're STILL trying to sneak authorizations in there - which would not be very intelligent on your part.
 With the tools in, it will also weigh him down more and stop him from being to run fast.

Diary - The diary will be his most prized possession so if people found out about that they may want to take it. It'll also have to be kept dry.

You're basing these defects off speculation. I'm not going to make any suggestions for what to change because that's not my job and I don't think it will be worth my time due to the complete lack of support this application has conjured for yourself.

Please, think through your applications and don't use the fact that you're 'tired' as an excuse to write terrible authorization applications.

Perks
Mechanical Skills - There are people out there who would like a mechanic and it will also be a good new RP type of thing for me.

Backpack with basic tools and a custom diary - These will supply him with the ways and knowledge to do his job. The diary will have all of his life noted and custom ways to mend and customize vehicles.

Defects
Mechanical Skill - Some people might not like the idea of having another person with the same skills out there and might try to kill him.

Backpack with basic tools and a custom diary - People may want to take Jack's stuff so that they can force him to pay for them. He will also have to keep the diary safe and clean so that he does not loos his personal notes from his life's work.

Give me a definitive list with EXACTLY what tools are in this 'backpack'. I find it really sad that people actually attempt to write applications out like this so it gives them an excuse to asspull. Also, your defects for mechanical skill is the most bullshit defect you could possibly write up about it, why the fuck would somebody want to KILL another human being for being 'good at fixing things'?
Did you actually think this through or did you just write that up so it made it look like being good with mechanics is bad or 'dangerous'?

Running was a thing Bandy was avoiding but in the end he succumbed to an urge of excitement as he drew close to his garage, but whilst running he failed to notice the person trailing him from behind. Badumph was the first sound he heard when he opened the garage door, and instantly the overhead lights flickered to life. Bandy was so happy that he ignored all other things and went straight for his tool backpack and his personal diary. The person trailing him came into the garage after him but hit a wrench whilst coming in, Bandy turned around instantly to see the man in the dark clothes holding a knife up "Yo buddy, gimme all your money and that backpack and you live." The thug said in a shitty G accent
"Well, this is interesting. Give me a second. I'll get you a drink." Bandy finished his sentence and walked into the kitchen to get a glass of brandy for the thug to drink. After getting a glass he slipped some cyanide into the glass and poured the drink in, then walked over to the thug and said "Drink up my good sir."

~~~ 5 mins later ~~~

The thug was no more and Bandy had killed a person.
"This aint fuckin' good at all." Bandy thought to himself. So he left after several minutes of frantic thinking.

I don't even know what to say to this.
You asspulled cyanide from where exactly, your backpack? I sincerely hope you didn't because if you did there is no way you are possibly going to conjure support. What kind of garage has fucking cyanide in it. Excuse my language, but this just enrages me that somebody would write an application that wasn't thought through in the slightest. Please give me a reason as to WHY this should be accepted at all, it doesn't deserve it because:
A) Why would a thug wanting your cash allow you to get up and 'make him a drink'?
B) Your spelling and grammatical errors make it clear to me that you aren't the best of roleplayers, which doesn't surprise me due to that God awful back story.
C) You haven't given me a definitive list of what is in this 'tool backpack' of yours and there's a chance that you've attempted to sneak authorizations and have attempted to sneak CYANIDE into it. I can't tell if you had cyanide lying where this 'brandy' was or if you had it on you because of how poorly written and how much the back story was lacking in detail.
D) You cannot be trusted with a welders mask nor can you be trusted with a 'bag of tools'.
E) Your 'defects' aren't real defects and are only speculation on the fact that people might want to KILL you over being skilled at something.
F) As stated, it's one of the most poorly written and terribly detailed back stories I've read at Catalyst Gaming.

Your application has next to no thought and I firmly believe that you should not be accepted for this at all. It makes me sad.

Also, you haven't been 'roleplaying' for eight years if you're 14. Stop making shit up.