This thread is going no where. No one is getting unbanned because a large majority, if not all, of those people are legitimate offenders who WILL make our lives, as well as the lives of the average player, a living Hell if we allowed them to return. If you believe you have been permanently banned for an illegitimate reason, post a ban appeal. I will now take the liberty of locking this, so please put some thought into your ideas.
If there's a new way, I'd be the first in line.
But it better work this time.