You're character's quotes

[Mr.Qman]

You can steal quotes if you want, only if it reminds you of you're character.

[Sexy Frog]

C45.CCA.APEX-DvL.211

"Hello, little duckling."

"It appears my bag full of fucks I give is empty, quite the shame."

"If I were to get augments, I wouldn't be less of a person. I would be less of myself."

"As once said by a wise man, "Everything you do has an equal and opposite reaction." On the other hand, I stopped caring ages ago."

"If you ever leave APEX, I will find you and stab you with a spoon."


Tekel'Pakem

"We of the San'Diri believe in that which was bestowed to us by nature, not having the pathetic need for technological accompaniment."

"This one fears only the worst for those along the path which the human follows, though let not our judgment tip the scales of the humans belief. Only the sands of time will reveal which has yet to be told."

"The gift of the Vortessence is a force of which binds all things, whether humanity bares witness to this is a matter out of our control. Never the less, manipulation is merely there for the plucking."

"Say what you will, though we find the humans use of invalid jargon quite mystifying in the ways of which one may spew such crude misconceptions as a form of seeming that which they only may dream of: Intellect."

[Kevin]

Beans
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"Humanity? Humanity is for assholes too afraid to get up and fight for what's right."

"I don't like you."

"I been hunting gators since before yer daddy stuck his pork sword in yer momma."

"The reason I ain't dead yet is because I ain't afraid to shoot before the other motherfucker."

After proving to Old Man that Agent 45 was a dick - "See, I didn't fuckin' like him from the start, but what do I know, I'm a dumb fuckin' redneck. I got a sixth sense about this shit, Oldie."

"It ain't hard to understand. Touch me, my brothers or my friends and suddenly the entire valley is up in arms ready to kill each other."

[[LP]GMK-MRL]

Rex 'Luco' Vindicta-
"I have two options. One is to be robin hood, the other is to be Jack the Ripper. My choices are influenced by the way you squel."
"Take me with you. And give me your gun."
"I need some fucking ammunition."
"Don't worry, i'll make sure you get your end of the deal."

Vice Consul William House-
"How may I help you son?"
"Officer, permission to grant level one verdict?"
"Outstanding."
"Of course."
"Good Evening."
"The downfall of the largest of powers will be the most catastrophic of results. This....place...will be another statistic if we don't do something soon."

[Elions]

Elias 'Stalker' Valerian
"I'm always just a step away."
"Be glad you can at least say you deserve a happy ending, Mr Haynes... God knows i don't."
"I have a gun and a blade. That should be enough for ALL of you."
"The fact you never even knew they helped you means that my apprentices did their job like i taught them..."
"If you ever decide to fight those who harm you with their own weapons... You will eventually become just like them."
"There's a really strange sense of calm with the world that comes with rising out of your own grave."
"I look like a bloody zombie. Except i'm a bit more glow-y"
"Come on Matthew, get with the program. This is not a 'If' we come out of this war alive, it's a 'When'."
"The hard part is not rising up to those who harm you. It's not finding the courage to face your worst fear, or even adquiring the skill to exact some sort of divine punishment on them... It's letting go, for the greater good... Or simply because it's the right thing to do."

Joanna 'Tragedy' Sinbow
"If you make a two-face joke i swear to god you'll have to pee through a bloody catheter."
*To Pyro, on one of his many comebacks* "You turned your back on all of us! You left us alone when we needed you the most, when we SCREAMED for help, even your own wife! And now you want to be back to things like it never happened?!"
"I'm not here to judge you, i'm just here to help you."
"I saved your life already. What you decide to do with it now is not my concern."
"Good and bad are subjective. I just help people stay alive, simple."
"Stay still, or else there's going to be a LOT more blood on you."

Gabriel '45' Lothaire
"If i told you the truth. I would have to kill you."
"Now now, Mon ami... Struggling will only mean more broken bones for you."
"You have the power to do so much more... And you waste it on a fake sense of moral supperiority."
"You should be more carefull, Eli! I could have killed you in NINE different ways!" <- props if you get where this quote is from.
"Hello there, Wilson" *To Beans, using his real name*

[The Doctor, RIP Juggernaut]

Matthew "Old man" Henderson:
"There has never been any true evil, only different shades of gray."
"If we beat the combine, but at the cost of our humanity... Then the combine might as well have won....."
"There is always hope, sometimes you just have to look harder."
"If I have to kill to protect others, I will not hesitate. But I weep for every life that's been taken in this valley."
"I will not let the clinic fall, I will die before I see it disband."
"One must always suffer for the good of the many, This cycle has been around long before humanity existed."

[Reaver]

Sinclair 'Reaver' Williams;
"Freedom hasn't been lost. The will to seek it has. You sit here and tell me that you're hopeless. That you no longer hold hope for the human race. Look deep inside yourself. Freedom resides within the human heart."
"Keep your chins high, and your heads low."
"The question isn't..'Do we have a chance?' The question is, do you have the will to try?"

[cookiesofamerica]

C45.CCA.GRID-OfC.864

"Damn it, your report is overdue and don't give me excuses why you turned it in late."

"Hello this is my shotgun and the buckshot in this gun would like to say HI to your face."

"This is City 45, welcome to hell."

 

[Datzy]

Vladmir Oskolov

* Datzy looks up to the towering creation, admiring it as it shines in the twilight moon, showing incredible radiance between the blue spotlight shining upon him

"Woman is not as stupid as Vladmir think. Not so much surprise." - 2 OOC years ago, before Vladmir ICly learned proper English.

[Howard Biggs]

Howard Biggs
"If the combine want to stop crime then they should put cameras everywhere."
"George Orwell saw it coming a mile away."
"Totalitarian presence seems a bit too underrated, maybe a bit authoritarian would do?"
"If you have nothing good to say about the Combine then keep your mouth zipped!"
"You know if "Who controls the past now, controls the future, and who controls the present now controls past, that seems very confusing to people."
"If you want make life a misery for yourself then walk over to those barricades, knock at the nexus and say hi."
"If you do not want to get in trouble then do the complete opposite of what Winston Smith in 1984 done."
"All you need to do is get a bunch of farm animals and you got yourself a Russian Revolution."

[Pielolz]

CCA.C45.GRID.03.480 (DECEASED)

"Don't give me excuses, give me results."
"SIT, YOUR FIVE DOLLAR ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE!"



yea that's it

[Dallas]

017
"<:: Allons-y."
"<:: Dying is what people do best."
"<:: Sorry, that's classified."
"<:: This will be easier if you start playing along."


Sam Tyler
*When faced with Price Masterson* "Actually, I was on my way to a gay Anti-Citizen orgy before I though 'Gosh the Union is a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the SeC.'"

'The Doctor'
"Geronimo!"
"I've reversed the jelly baby of the neutron flow!"

[Egf_Adam]

Beef

- " Leaving so soon? That's a shame, dinner was just about to be served....."

- "They better know to who they're messing with or my two friends Heckler and Koch will be joining in on the fun."

- "Life ain't worth livin' if you can't take someone else's."

-"For every hit, there's a bullet added to the chamber."

-" Don't ask a killer to just beat someone up, they don't hit as hard as I will."

[Darkshifter98]

Mike Boone:
"I've got a 9mm bullet with your name on it, pal!"
“Atleast I’m not a emo Beatles reject.”
"Don't want you calling for help, now do I?"
"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun."
"Who the fuck keeps a headcrab as a pet? Espessially a poison one."
"You can crawl, but you can't hide. You leave a very distintive trail, a blood trail, that is."
"Oh yes, I'm totally an Overwatch Elite who wears a regular jumpsuit and painted my helmet green, that surely makes sense."
"Hunters!? God, I do not have time for this!"
"So thats it then?"

GEAR-203:
"By the benefactors!"
"I'm going to blow their ass to kingdom come! Uh, pardon the audio violation."
"Rebel scum!"
"Why don't we just cut off their reproductive organs? It would downplay a lot of UPA we've been having."
"Ugh! I don't know how High Command can do this sort of stuff to people!"
"Sir, yes sir."
"Thats for the boys back in '45!"
"Pa-pow!"
"Ooooh, no UPA for you, pal!"
"Jeez, sir, do you really have to do that?"
"Forieign obstruction blocking out path, sir. We need to blow it up in order to remove it, and, I'm not just saying that because I enjoy a good explosion."
"You'd better tell me what I want to know, or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to NOVA!"
"..You lose..."

[YankeeSamurai]

Matthew "Old man" Henderson:
"There has never been any true evil, only different 50 shades of gray."

I'm sorry, but this is immediately what came to mind when I read that