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Backup Sections => Factions => Half-Life 2 Roleplay => Archive => HL2RP Development[ARCHIVE] => Civil Workers Union => Topic started by: Teitoku Ippan on October 21, 2013, 02:05:51 PM

Title: new leadership and policy change
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on October 21, 2013, 02:05:51 PM: hello i am the man who will be taking over cwu and some very important changes will be cumming into play asap

these are

1. cwu will now stand for civil wanker's union

2. when in prescence of high crumpet units, one must furiously fap and cum on hc units crotch or be amputated

4. the organisers dick must be sucked daily by each female worker or face amputation via skullfucking

5. no blacks/mexicans/brazilians/danish/north koreans/blacks/indians/africans/danish/nicknero/autism is allowed in the cwu

6. new stock will replace old stock which is cca approved vibrators, cca approved condoms (lol), cca approved cca approval stamps, cca approved cans of semen

i hope everyone has great time and i look forward to prosperity and fortune

glory to ~~arstotzka~~ city 18
Title: Re: new leadership and policy change
Post by: Reimer on October 21, 2013, 02:09:19 PM: UU Approved*
Title: Re: new leadership and policy change
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on October 21, 2013, 02:26:47 PM: Quote from: Riemer?Phoenix on October 21, 2013, 02:09:19 PM
UU Approved*

kill urself approved
Title: Re: new leadership and policy change
Post by: Nicknero on October 21, 2013, 03:08:13 PM: Quote from: Teitoku Ippan on October 21, 2013, 02:05:51 PM
5. no blacks/mexicans/brazilians/danish/north koreans/blacks/indians/africans/danish/nicknero/autism is allowed in the cwu

Sharp knife. Apply directly to your anus.
Title: Re: new leadership and policy change
Post by: Lone Wanderer on October 21, 2013, 11:53:24 PM: this is the cca we have come to wipe your ranks okay now thats done im in charge here of the resis- i mean cwu so lets get this done

rule 1) no cca allowed inside the building
rule 2) daniel slater will be brought 2 life by our science
rule 3) donuts willbe provided if you come to the club meetings
Title: Re: new leadership and policy change
Post by: Teitoku Ippan on October 22, 2013, 04:36:54 AM: Quote from: Lone Wanderer on October 21, 2013, 11:53:24 PM
this is the cca we have come to wipe your ranks okay now thats done im in charge here of the resis- i mean cwu so lets get this done

rule 1) no cca allowed inside the building
rule 2) daniel slater will be brought 2 life by our science
rule 3) donuts willbe provided if you come to the club meetings

denied cwu is 10x more powerful than civil cumming anus
Title: Re: new leadership and policy change
Post by: Reimer on October 22, 2013, 08:19:08 AM: Better look out. Redophile used to inhale donuts whenever the store was open. ;D
Title: Re: new leadership and policy change
Post by: Nicknero on October 22, 2013, 09:34:14 AM: I like donuts.

Lone Wanderer for CWU leader #2014!
Title: Re: new leadership and policy change
Post by: Reimer on October 22, 2013, 10:27:10 AM: I always chuckled when the CWU donut shop looked like a bad parody of the Civil Protection machinima.