I keep getting bullied because I'm Socially Awkward

[Sheogorath]

I am also a bit awkward in a few ways, but maybe not in your ways. Here are a few things I do

1: Say something psychological that will stump his or her mind. I have tried this and it works like a charm
Bully: Hey Sheppard, looking pretty BIG out there
Me: Are you so insecure about yourself that you have to point out everyone else's faults. All humans have them, even you with your insecurity.
Bully:....**Looks away back to locker**

2: Mostly when I get bullied because of me being a bit on the heavy side it is always scrawny kids that I could just throw across the room. So try to point out a strength you have over them, not like insulting them back but like pointing out that they should have not said much at all

3: Most bullies say stuff like: "You're retarded" to me. Those are lies about me. When they lie about me I do things that prove that wrong somehow
                     1(You're retarded/You ride the short bus[AKA the Special Bus])
Bully: I am guessing you got here by a short bus.
Me: I actually do not use any vehicular transportation to get here. I walk on my own two legs, commanding them with my brain that works fine.
Bully: I was trying to say that you are retarded.
Me: Listen, I am pretty sure you're retarded by making up false points that you cannot even back up.
That is pretty much just like saying you have to say something that will blow your bully's mind and throw off his or her argument.

Those are a few things, they may or may not work for you. They do work for me if I ever get bullied.

EDIT:
Also, one thing I like to do because I am an asshole is get into legal shit. Randomly calling someone names is verbal assault and harassment. Which I am pretty sure is illegal in many places. So say you have you bully verbally harassing you I would do something like say: "Sir, you might have to say that to my lawyer. Because by US law harassment, AKA what you are doing, is illegal and I can press charges if I chose" again this might not work, because after I say something like that I barely pay attention to them so don't blame me if it doesn't. I read an article and it is illegal. Since you being social awkward I am guessing could be counted(COULD) as a mental illness or disability if they do bully you then it is illegal.(Sorry I had to say it could be an illness but this could be a way to stop it)

[Martinerrr]

Bully: Hey Sheppard, looking pretty BIG out there
Me: Are you so insecure about yourself that you have to point out everyone else's faults. All humans have them, even you with your insecurity.
Bully:....**Looks away back to locker**

That's not really a bully, that's just a kid acting cool..

[tdabamf1]

Get some body armor, guns, and a ski mask. Then kill everybody.
Jk, if your socially akward just don't give a fuck and become alpha, read guides how to be alpha.

[Hakavo Kira]

If you really want to change that expand your horizon of people you choose to spend your time with. Also try to be assertive with others, while alse allowing them to talk.

[Roven :D]

The best way to stop being a Beta is to completely take a douchebag off guard. You can do this simply by socking him in the face as he's in the process of saying shit that you do not tolerate. Do this outside of the school if you're within and when someone asks if you did it, say you didn't and that they should shove their liberal "tell a teacher" pussy logic up their asses and blow it out their dicks explosively.

• Shit on car
• Bullshit them with things they cannot muster the intelligence or capacity to understand, following their two to three second pause call them a dumbass and walk away
• If you know something hurtful about them, employ it, also most dudes who are jockish and call you gay are in the closet. Accuse them of wearing their mother's underwear, you'll be surprised how many faces will go stoney after their secret is revealed
• If it's a girl, call her a fat cunt, a loud-mouthed sea donkey, a bug-eyed shedevil or altogether a worthless cumdumpster. These elicit tears.
• Your concern for the feelings of others must be shredded during your highschool years, you must be remembered as the craziest motherfucker in school or you will be forever doomed to Betadom, video games and chronic masturbation to pornography genres which will soon start ranging from the regular and possibly lead you to traps, hentai and other things simply to quell your boredom of regular pornography.

Feelings and concern for what others think are two things that will only hold you back in highschool. All of those piece of shit faggot children are going to live out their four years of social tyranny and judgment and realize "Oh fuck I'm an adult now" and they will either be

A) Going to college by parental demand and guidance
B) Going to work a shitty job
or, the most delicious
C) Living free of society at the Renaissance Faire